Shadow the Hedgehog

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BOO!

WHO THE F*** IS HE!

Shadow is a black and red hedgehog, created by Professor Gerald as the ultimate lifeform. He enjoys shooting things, riding motorcycles,whining about some girl named "MARIAAAAAAAAA", running around carnivals trying to find "that damn fourth Chaos Emerald", sending people straight to hell, and skating with his shoes. He does not enjoy fanart of him banging Sonic or Rouge, Sonic, Fuckles, retarded fangirls, Mudkips (sadly), and having to shoot Mudkips when someone browses for porn on the web. He is a stupid character and all, and HOW CAN SOMEONE NOT LIEK MUDKIPS?!!?8( Oh wait, that's right. Anyone with a good sense of humor, that's who. Silly me!

Reception

Shadow is the neutral character of the Sonic series. A lot of his fans are annoying as hell. Mostly consisting of preteen rabid fangirls.

Love Life??

Many fans beleive that Shadow is in love with Rouge the Bat . There have been reports of sightings of them "doing stuff". . . Also Knuckles tells him that "he's always wanted to f***" Shadow , and Shadow replies with "F*** off,you knuckle headed bastard!" then smacked Knuckles unconicuss and drugged him up,beat the hell out of him with kicks and punches and shoved him into the trunk of Mario's Kart

Quotes

• "I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I've left the past behind me. No one can tell me what to do now! I will destroy you, Black Doom!"
• "You have no control over me, Black Doom. I now understand why I am here. I made a promise and I'm here to keep it. Today, I put my past behind me".
• "Goodbye forever... Shadow the Hedgehog".
• "Where's that DAMN! fourth Chaos Emerald?"
• "Goodbye, doctor".
• "Not you again".
• "You scum! You're going down!"
• "Black Doom! Your reign ends here, and it ends NOW!"
• "MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA".
• "Damn, Not here".
• "Damn it".
• "Chaos Spear".
• "Leave them it's better".
• "You fixed yourself a certain mission,You must survive to accomplish it someday".
• "Good if you don't".
• "She did not belong to the past,She continued to look toward the future".
• "I hear you and it's whenever you want!".
• "We really do look alike. It's uncanny".
• "You traitor!"
• "As you wish".
• "CHAOS...BLAST!"

Rare Quotes

• "Sonic, Today is the day that i kill you and become the ultimate hedgehog."
• "Wait untill i shot down all of those fangirls."
• "Oh yeah, time to get laid."
• "THIS IS SPARTA!"
• "Screw you Maria."
• "CHAOS.....FART!!!"
• "I shall destroy you!"
• "WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY."
• "Maria i wanted to rape you!!!!!!."

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SEPHIROTH!!!.

Likes

• Firearms.
• Bikes.
• Mortal Kombat.
• Akuma.
• May.
• Molly.
• Ryu.
• Torturing Sonic the hedgehog
• Saying DAMN.

Dislikes

• Everything except firearms.
• Black Doom.
• Eggman.
• Leon.
• Neji.
• Wiul's Right Grieve.
• Sonic the hedgehog

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The Demoman looking at Shamolly porn.

Trivia

• Shadow is better than Sonic - FACT.
• He's cooler than that fellow faggot Silver.
• He's cooler than Robotnik.
• He's more cooler than Sonic
• HIS DAD IS AN AN EVIL ALIEN LEADER LOL WHUT.
• He had to find and rescue Mama Luigi from one of Black Doom's seven Chaos Emeralds, but still can't find her. :(
• He WILL NOT bring sexy back.
• His long lost evil crystal twin from 10 years ago killed Sonic, Something Robothead could not do his whole life.
• Doesn't think that Broly is the Ultimate Life Form.
• He Keeps losing his ipod.ice.
• Likes kicking White Hedgehog in the head.
• Like his some-what Brothers or something like that,Shadow Can go Super with the power of the Super AIDS to gain more powerful(Yet like the others Overuse-Death).
• Lost a race to Rock Lee.
• Got stepped on by Wiul when Wiul was going for a jog, He later was respawned from it.
• He has a severe case of paranoia