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[[Gardevoir]] (Japanese: サーナイト ''Sirnight'') is a Psychic-type Pokémon. It is one of two final evolutions for the Ralts family. It's 5′03″ tall and weighs 106.7 lbs. It's mainly white and seems to wear a ballroom gown, giving it a graceful appeareance. Why do we actually bother about this? Well....
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[[Image:282Gardevoir.png‎|thumb|What people can get off to this?]]
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'''Gardevoir''' is a Psychic/Fairy-type [[Pokemon]]. It is one of two final evolutions of the Ralts family, evolving from Kirlia at level 30. It's a highly popular Pokemon, largely thanks to its elegant appearance resemblant of a green-and-white human female. Despite this design, Gardevoir's gender ratio is in fact 50/50, and it can't breed with other humanoid Pokemon, but instead with blobs like Muk.
  
===Gardevoir Porn===
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With its appearance proving endearing to the shadier parts of the Internet, Gardevoir was a common point of contention in NSFW discussions during the early days of [[YouChew]]. It later appeared as [[YouChew Trading Cards|YouChew Trading Card]] #25.
Ever since the forums returned from the dead until the present day, porn involving this Pokemon is a debatable topic that spawns threads with nearly 20 pages of bickering and acid spitting. The origins are hazy, but it is presumed that the user [[ThyToonyman]] introduced it to the community by using teasing avatars and dirty images in sig spoilers. From the beginning the community was divided by this thorn in it's side. The opposing members say that it's not normal to find a Pokemon attractive, even if it does look human. Since nobody really knows WHAT the heck Gardevoir is, it is widely agreed upon that it's a human-like plant creature with a dorito sticking out of it's chest, spawning the term "plantfag" for the supporters.  
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[[Image:O_sana_070228.png|thumb|Wait, this is much better.]]
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[[Image:O_sana_070228.png|thumb|An artist's interpretation of Gardevoir.]]
  
 
==Supporters==
 
==Supporters==
*[[ThyToonyman]]
 
 
*[[Domorato]]
 
*[[Domorato]]
 
*[[AbsoluteBillion]]
 
*[[AbsoluteBillion]]
 
*toadsalsa
 
*toadsalsa
 
*[[zacheatscrackers]]
 
*[[zacheatscrackers]]
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*[[Gabrielpika]]
 
*Losmno (half way)
 
*Losmno (half way)
*[[Me]] (Though [[I]] consider other pokemon, such as Grovyle, Flygon, & Lucario as examples.)
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*The CEO of [[Chips|Frito-Lay]]
and some more (need help here)
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*Wally from ''Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald''
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*Diantha from ''Pokemon X/Y''
  
 
==Opposers==
 
==Opposers==
*Emperor Ing (hurr hurr dorito)
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*[[Emperor Ing]]
*The CEO of the Dorito company
 
  
==See Also==
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[[Category:Pokemon]]
[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Gardevoir Encyclopedia Dramatica on the subject (Warning: Contains Pr0n)]
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[[Category:Characters - Appears in Super Smash Bros.]]
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The mascot for Doritos.

Name: Gardevoir
Appears In: Pokemon

Gardevoir is a Psychic/Fairy-type Pokemon. It is one of two final evolutions of the Ralts family, evolving from Kirlia at level 30. It's a highly popular Pokemon, largely thanks to its elegant appearance resemblant of a green-and-white human female. Despite this design, Gardevoir's gender ratio is in fact 50/50, and it can't breed with other humanoid Pokemon, but instead with blobs like Muk.

With its appearance proving endearing to the shadier parts of the Internet, Gardevoir was a common point of contention in NSFW discussions during the early days of YouChew. It later appeared as YouChew Trading Card #25.

An artist's interpretation of Gardevoir.

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