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| − | Carlton Banks is a [[genius]] who does | + | Carlton Banks is a [[genius]] who does stupid stuff sometimes. He [[no]]wadays works for a [[Ganon|great]] business. However, during his late teenager years, he and his cousin [[Will Smith]] would go into all crazy types of mischief. Usually, it'd be Will Smith's fault. |
===Likes=== | ===Likes=== | ||
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**It's Not Unusual (To Be Loved By Anyone) | **It's Not Unusual (To Be Loved By Anyone) | ||
*People doing his dance. | *People doing his dance. | ||
| + | *[[Donald Trump]] | ||
[[Image:Punchout.gif|frame|right|Carlton once got [[sex|rode]] on like a bitch by [[Doc Louis]]. The strangest thing is that [[Little Mac]]'s chasing them.]] | [[Image:Punchout.gif|frame|right|Carlton once got [[sex|rode]] on like a bitch by [[Doc Louis]]. The strangest thing is that [[Little Mac]]'s chasing them.]] | ||
===Dislikes=== | ===Dislikes=== | ||
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===Quotes=== | ===Quotes=== | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Carlton Banks|Look at my [[Your Face|face]]!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Carlton Banks|Silly Rabbit, Trix are [[4kids|for kids.]]}} | {{poopquote|Carlton Banks|Silly Rabbit, Trix are [[4kids|for kids.]]}} | ||
{{poopquote|Carlton Banks|Why couldn't you just share the Trix with the rabbit?!}} | {{poopquote|Carlton Banks|Why couldn't you just share the Trix with the rabbit?!}} | ||
| − | {{poopquote|Carlton Banks|Would you make me a sandwich?}} | + | {{poopquote|Carlton Banks|I don't wanna die! I wanna go to college and poke fun at all the kids on financial aid!}} |
| + | {{poopquote|Carlton Banks|I will not be an accomplice to the murder of [[Mickey Mouse]].}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Carlton Banks|Here comes Mr. Ducky! Doesn't he quack you up?}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Carlton Banks|...it's time for me to leave the nest, become independent, and have sex with girls. Safe sex, mind you, but lots of it.}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Carlton Banks|[[No|Everybody likes]] [[Vanilla Ice]].}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Carlton Banks|[[Bitch|Would you make me a]] [[sandvich|sandwich]]?}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Carlton Banks|So, how about that asbestos?}} | ||
{{poopquote|Carlton Banks|Is this a pajama party?!?!}} | {{poopquote|Carlton Banks|Is this a pajama party?!?!}} | ||
===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
| − | *He went to Princeton University, but he originally wanted to go to Yale University, both of which are Ivy League schools. | + | *He went to Princeton University, but he originally wanted to go to Yale University, both of which are [[Snivy|Ivy]] League schools. |
*He was born on August 4, [[The '70s|1974]]. | *He was born on August 4, [[The '70s|1974]]. | ||
*He appears in an episode of Big Time Rush called "Bel Air Rush" | *He appears in an episode of Big Time Rush called "Bel Air Rush" | ||
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| − | Image:Carlton.jpg|What a pussy magnet. | + | Image:Carlton.jpg|What a [[pussy]] magnet. |
| − | Image:Carlton-banks_president.jpg|HELLO IS PRESIDENT BUSH THERE | + | Image:Carlton-banks_president.jpg|HELLO IS [[George W. Bush|PRESIDENT BUSH]] THERE |
Image:Thuglife.jpg|Real Muthaphuckin' G | Image:Thuglife.jpg|Real Muthaphuckin' G | ||
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[[Category:Characters - Geniuses]] | [[Category:Characters - Geniuses]] | ||
[[Category:Business People]] | [[Category:Business People]] | ||
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[[Category:Republicans]] | [[Category:Republicans]] | ||
Latest revision as of 19:22, 12 November 2019
This article is filed under Characters.Carlton Banks is a genius who does stupid stuff sometimes. He nowadays works for a great business. However, during his late teenager years, he and his cousin Will Smith would go into all crazy types of mischief. Usually, it'd be Will Smith's fault.
Likes[edit]
- His Family
- Will Smith
- Princeton University
- Tom Jones
- It's Not Unusual (To Be Loved By Anyone)
- People doing his dance.
- Donald Trump
Carlton once got rode on like a bitch by Doc Louis. The strangest thing is that Little Mac's chasing them.
Dislikes[edit]
- The kids from the Trix commercials that won't give the rabbit his Trix for once.
- Will Smith (Sometimes...)
- Doing the Urkel.
Quotes[edit]
Carlton Banks Look at my face!
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Carlton Banks Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids.
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Carlton Banks Why couldn't you just share the Trix with the rabbit?!
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Carlton Banks I don't wanna die! I wanna go to college and poke fun at all the kids on financial aid!
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Carlton Banks I will not be an accomplice to the murder of Mickey Mouse.
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Carlton Banks Here comes Mr. Ducky! Doesn't he quack you up?
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Carlton Banks ...it's time for me to leave the nest, become independent, and have sex with girls. Safe sex, mind you, but lots of it.
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Carlton Banks
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Carlton Banks
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Carlton Banks So, how about that asbestos?
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Carlton Banks Is this a pajama party?!?!
Trivia[edit]
- He went to Princeton University, but he originally wanted to go to Yale University, both of which are Ivy League schools.
- He was born on August 4, 1974.
- He appears in an episode of Big Time Rush called "Bel Air Rush"
- The "Carlton Dance" which he performed many times during the show has recently become popular on the internet
- Was once stolen by Doc Louis.
- Also, he loves Star Trek and William Shatner.
- He is a Republican.
- Will thinks that he's "blacker" than Carlton is.
- Once became a male stripper. Unfortunately for Carlton, his mommy was present.
- He likes sandwiches.
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What a pussy magnet.
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HELLO IS PRESIDENT BUSH THERE
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Real Muthaphuckin' G
