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|name=Jonny Toobyfore | |name=Jonny Toobyfore | ||
|image=Jonny_and_plank_having_sex.jpg | |image=Jonny_and_plank_having_sex.jpg | ||
| − | |shows=[[Ed Edd | + | |shows=[[Ed, Edd n' Eddy]] |
|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
|age=Preadolescent | |age=Preadolescent | ||
| − | |occupation= | + | |occupation=Retard |
|cast= | |cast= | ||
}}{{Char}} | }}{{Char}} | ||
| − | '''Jonny Toobyfore''' is by far the most annoying kid in the Peachcreek. He is always with his best, and only friend, Plank. Plank is a wood fence board. Yup, he plays with an inanimate object | + | '''Jonny Toobyfore''' is by far the most annoying kid in the Peachcreek. He is always with his best, and only friend, Plank. Plank is a wood fence board with a face drawn on it. Yup, he plays with an inanimate object all day long and even allows it to 'make his decisions'. [[Yes|Loser, huh?]] He's also the local superhero Captain Melonhead, although he's never actually saved anyone in any way, shape and form. Quite the superhero, huh? |
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| + | == Who is this guy? == | ||
| + | He's Jonny 2X4. | ||
== People that hate Jonny == | == People that hate Jonny == | ||
| − | * God | + | * [[No|God]] |
* [[You]] | * [[You]] | ||
* [[Me]] | * [[Me]] | ||
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* [[Fat Mario]] | * [[Fat Mario]] | ||
* [[Jimmy]] | * [[Jimmy]] | ||
| − | + | * Meat lovers | |
| + | * [[Eddy]] | ||
| + | * Plus many more... | ||
== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
| − | + | [[Image:Nosmileed.jpg|thumb|right|Plank finally frowns upon one of Jonny's strange decisions.]] | |
*Enjoys shouting "YEEE HAWH!!" at the expense of scaring away [[Jimmy]]'s [[birds]]. | *Enjoys shouting "YEEE HAWH!!" at the expense of scaring away [[Jimmy]]'s [[birds]]. | ||
*Has traumatizing adventures. | *Has traumatizing adventures. | ||
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*Also started "11/9", a day we never forget. | *Also started "11/9", a day we never forget. | ||
*Likes to make dicks out of sand. | *Likes to make dicks out of sand. | ||
| − | *Is a | + | *Is a retard. |
| − | *Has a wood fetish. | + | *Has a wood fetish. But he hasn't reached puberty yet and therefore never has wood. So his Plank is actually compensation for this. |
| − | *Once [[sex| | + | *Once [[masturbation|jerked]] [[sex|off]] Plank all day long. |
| + | *Has an abnormally large head, which often gets stuck in [[pussy|tight places.]] | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
| − | *What's that, Plank? | + | *"What's that, Plank?" |
| − | *YEE-HAW! | + | *"YEE-HAW!" |
| − | *[[Edd| | + | *"[[Edd|DOUBLE D]]'S GOT A CARD!" |
| − | *I've got my eye on [[you]], Wood-Hater! | + | *"I've got my eye on [[you]], Wood-Hater!" |
| + | *"I'M THE BIKE PIXIE! CATCH ME IF [[YOU]] CAN!!" | ||
| + | *"Flutter around the mushroom, that's what pixies do!" | ||
| + | *"I'm a monkey! Feed [[me]] a pea[[Cum|nut]]!" | ||
| + | {{DEFAULTSORT:Jonny}} | ||
| + | [[Category:Characters - Appears in Ed, Edd n' Eddy]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Africans]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Insane Characters]] | ||
Latest revision as of 14:33, 22 August 2018
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Ed, Edd n' Eddy]]
This article is filed under Characters.Jonny Toobyfore is by far the most annoying kid in the Peachcreek. He is always with his best, and only friend, Plank. Plank is a wood fence board with a face drawn on it. Yup, he plays with an inanimate object all day long and even allows it to 'make his decisions'. Loser, huh? He's also the local superhero Captain Melonhead, although he's never actually saved anyone in any way, shape and form. Quite the superhero, huh?
Who is this guy?[edit]
He's Jonny 2X4.
People that hate Jonny[edit]
Trivia[edit]
- Enjoys shouting "YEEE HAWH!!" at the expense of scaring away Jimmy's birds.
- Has traumatizing adventures.
- Was given fucked up nightmares by Mama Luigi.
- Started the apocolypse.
- Also started "11/9", a day we never forget.
- Likes to make dicks out of sand.
- Is a retard.
- Has a wood fetish. But he hasn't reached puberty yet and therefore never has wood. So his Plank is actually compensation for this.
- Once jerked off Plank all day long.
- Has an abnormally large head, which often gets stuck in tight places.
