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[[Temeku]] >> [[You]]
 
[[Temeku]] >> [[You]]
  
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===History===
 
===History===
  
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Goes by MTB710 and Temeku. He created an account on YouTube to favorite Robot Chicken videos and misc stuff. One hot Southern California day in August 2007, due to his teenage hormones, he was tempted to watch a hardcore sex video. This was a youtube poop, although he did not know this at the time. Laughing really hard at this video, he watched more of this "Youtube Poop". He wanted a piece of the action. Started pooping with WMM in January, and started using Sony Vegas from his 4th youtube poop and foward. He never uses anything considered AIDS, but he doesn't care. He'll use AIDS if he wants. Well respected on the Chewiki forums, he already has many friends and fans.
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Goes by MTB710 and Temeku. He created an account on YouTube to favorite Robot Chicken videos and misc stuff. One hot Southern California day in August 2007, he came upon "Yoshi's Sexual Adventure". He was curious about this, and decided to watch. This was a youtube poop, although he did not know this at the time. Laughing really hard at this video, he watched more of this "Youtube Poop". He wanted a piece of the action. Started pooping with WMM in January, and started using Sony Vegas from his 4th youtube poop and foward. Well respected on the YCP forums, he already has many friends and fans.
  
 
[[Image:img209.jpg|thumb|This user currently has no picture of himself.]]
 
[[Image:img209.jpg|thumb|This user currently has no picture of himself.]]
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==Influences==
 
==Influences==
  
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*[[igiumlamam]]
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*Not [[You]]
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*[[Vorhias]]
 
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and more that I can't remember right now.
 
  
 
===Fans===
 
===Fans===
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==Achievements==
 
==Achievements==
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*First Person to poop the [[Big Bear Mountain Ski Resort]] commercials.
 
  
 
*Second person to poop [[iCarly]]. (first being [[WalrusGuy]])
 
*Second person to poop [[iCarly]]. (first being [[WalrusGuy]])
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250,000 views on Braw Taunts poop, also made top search for "youtube poop" for a very long time, still rests on the second page today
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*First to poop Super Mario Bros. Frustration.
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*[[Deepercutt]] subscribed to him
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*KroboProductions subscribed to him
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*Achieved over 1,000 subscribers
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{{vid|VBHbhdrOo6U}}
  
 
==Interesting Information==
 
==Interesting Information==
  
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*'''Full Name''': Nice Try!!!!
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*'''Full Name''': Temeku Jones
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*'''Age''': 15
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*'''Age''': 16
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*'''Sex''': Feelin horny?
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*'''Sex''': I have a willy!!!
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*'''Birthplace''': San Diego, California, USA
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*'''Birthplace''': San Diego, [[California]], USA
 
*'''Football''': San Diego Chargers (duh)
 
*'''Football''': San Diego Chargers (duh)
 
*'''Hockey''': Los Angeles Kings & Anaheim Ducks
 
*'''Hockey''': Los Angeles Kings & Anaheim Ducks
 
*'''Date of Birth''': September 25, 1992
 
*'''Date of Birth''': September 25, 1992
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*'''Location''': Temecula, California, USA
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*'''Location''': Temecula, [[California]], USA
 
*'''Phone #''': (555)-555-5555
 
*'''Phone #''': (555)-555-5555
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*'''Hotline''': 1-800-SHUT THE FUCK UP FATMAN
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*'''Hotline''': 1-800-YOUHAVEBALLS
  
 
==Criticism==
 
==Criticism==
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==First Poop Made==
 
==First Poop Made==
  
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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdKuj3AWSGU ZA HUMAN!] (WARNING: AIDS)
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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdKuj3AWSGU ZA HUMAN!]
  
 
==First Poop Seen==
 
==First Poop Seen==
  
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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtpf454vyus Hardcore Sex Behind a Tree]
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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm90FSBq1Vs Yoshi's Sexual Adventure]
  
 
==Preferred Sources==
 
==Preferred Sources==
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*[[Drake and Josh]]
 
*[[Drake and Josh]]
 
*[[Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]
 
*[[Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]
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*[[Big Bear Mountain Ski Resort adverts]]
 
 
*[[iCarly]]
 
*[[iCarly]]
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*Car Insurance commercials
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*[[Aosth]]
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*Super Mario Bros. Frustration
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*Other random shit
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*[[Spongebob Squarepants]]
 
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*[[Tourettes Guy]]
 
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*Blogs
 
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*[[Norm Augustinus]]
 
  
 
==Preferred Methods==
 
==Preferred Methods==
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*Stretch Clips
 
*Stretch Clips
 
*Pitch Shift
 
*Pitch Shift
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*Virus/Eye Rape
  
 
==Preferred Tech==
 
==Preferred Tech==
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*Extreme Slow-mo
 
*Extreme Slow-mo
 
*not getting snow where he lives
 
*not getting snow where he lives
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*hentai (except funny shit)
 
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*[[Deepercutt's fans]]
 
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*Spambots who steal his poops
 
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==Dislikes in Poops==
 
==Dislikes in Poops==
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*Anime = Fail and boring.
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*Anime
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*[[Ed, Edd and Eddy]] the new Cd-i, but even more annoying.
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*[[Ed, Edd and Eddy]]
 
*Bad Editing
 
*Bad Editing
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*Most music videos. Talk about boring and unfunny.
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*Music Videos
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*Looney Tunes = just leave it alone.
 
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*Most unused-source poops/featured pooper's poops: VERY boring and unfunny.
 
  
 
==Tastes==
 
==Tastes==
  
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*'''Favorite Poop''': [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF3vkUFx05k A Youtube Poop by the GreatBritishTurd]
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*Like Shit
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*'''Personal Favorite''': [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNL5oPkLP2k Will Likes Fat Women]
 
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==Associates==
 
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==Memorable Quotes==
 
  
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*"."
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===BONK===
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*" "
 
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*"SHUT UP MISS10" (macro)
 
  
 
===Trivia===
 
===Trivia===
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdKuj3AWSGU ZA HUMAN!] (January 17 2008)
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdKuj3AWSGU ZA HUMAN!] (January 17 2008)
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7Tji0_Gdqo Drake and Josh Ping the Pong] (January 17 2008)
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7Tji0_Gdqo Drake and Josh Ping the Pong] (January 17 2008)
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fXVFUHS2ew No Snow in Big Bear] (January 20 2008)
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fXVFUHS2ew No Snow in Big Bear] (January 20 2008) - REMOVED DUE TO COPYRIGHT
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXj1YxYb8DQ Will Smith and Justin Timberlake get laid] (February 04 2008)
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXj1YxYb8DQ Will Smith and Justin Timberlake get laid] (February 04 2008)
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFwCaElftuE I See Our People] (February 05 2008)
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFwCaElftuE I See Our People] (February 05 2008)
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtNIUX0xe1M Re: Gay HATE on Youtube!] (March 18 2008)
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtNIUX0xe1M Re: Gay HATE on Youtube!] (March 18 2008)
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h07gbkMPqkc Drake and Josh fail at everything] (March 18 2008)
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h07gbkMPqkc Drake and Josh fail at everything] (March 18 2008)
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on9EARP5N5U No Snow In Big Bear: The Remake] (March 21 2008)
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on9EARP5N5U No Snow In Big Bear: The Remake] (March 21 2008) - REMOVED DUE TO COPYRIGHT
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HkCmJj3pCQ Dennis Farina Goes to London] (March 24 2008)
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNSL5lsp35A Will Fails at Dating] (March 26 2008)
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8dpneuwyY Wizardheimer the Mad Drunk] (March 28 2008) - REMOVED DUE TO EPIC FAIL
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROaylnc7qM0 Will Cusses] (April 02, 2008)
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdhzDm8b4Lk Yoshi Talks About Sex For 5 Minutes] (April 03 2008)
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6vfknN8whg Snake Is Traumatized] (April 13 2008)
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9BxqHVN1Jk Everyone In This Video Fails] (April 16 2008)
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXw6FM6inl0 Boredom + Vegas = This] (April 19 2008)
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f_7QyDjUCQ Will Rapes Thanksgiving Dinner] (April 20 2008)
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-mospwifRI Re: Stop the Hate Neopets] (April 21 2008)
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZqnW41DDHk pooP WMS dehsinifnU nA] (April 24 2008)
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfdTj2KG4Ok Uncle Phil Blows Up] (May 01 2008)
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yqHqgmzWC8 You're Moxie With Margie Now] (May 03 2008)
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKpE_2hB7oU Sonic Gets His Dick Ripped Off] (May 09 2008)
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBHbhdrOo6U Braw Taunts] (May 12 2008)
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LHZXuPdkRk Zeoy 101 Part 1] (May 16 2008)
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D5_ZwlT28A Carlton Loses It] (May 27 2008)
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOAVM0vm7qU MAI FUCKING BOI] (May 29 2008)
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWzBbfkzJPQ Robotnik Celebrates His 500 Subscribers] (June 12 2008)
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*There's a shitload more that I don't feel like putting here right now.
  
 
===Poop Tennis Matches===
 
===Poop Tennis Matches===
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq7X_GF2nkk Beck's Kagami-gasmic Soda] -Round 4- (February 17 2008)
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq7X_GF2nkk Beck's Kagami-gasmic Soda] -Round 4- (February 17 2008)
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rTFzPFFlcQ Will Crashes Kagami's Birthday] -Round 6- (February 19 2008)
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rTFzPFFlcQ Will Crashes Kagami's Birthday] -Round 6- (February 19 2008)
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==Vs. Locodiablogato==
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0y6_cssTAA Uncle Phil gets Kicked out of Croatia] -Round 2- (April 12 2008)
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VZCNJFpkZU Uncle Phil Becomes Dictator of Bosnia] -Round 4- (April 14 2008)
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOp1c29JYgU Uncle Phil Eats Croatia] -Round 6- (April 20 2008)
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==Vs. DaftPunkYoshi==
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGQ46JuJWlI Leon Buys Sega-CD] -Round 2- (May 07 2008)
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_AIdC1qmg8 Micheal Buckley Thinks Yoshi Is Pregnant] -Round 4- (May 12 2008)
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8olhO6ZuLQ MTB710 Couldn't think of a name for this] -Round 6- (May 23 2008)
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==Vs. Domorato==
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--Tennis Cup, First Bracket--
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhYT12pRlt8 ROBOTNIK GETS LUCKY] -Round 2- (June 01 2008)
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3J5ZF-mX-A ROBOTNIK IS A TERRORIST] -Round 4- (June 05 2008)
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqRnFGbEPvk RUND SYX] -Round 6- (June 09 2008)
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==Vs. kingplatypus3rd==
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDtrc21uo_M Luigi causes Josh to have rapid pitch-shifts] -Round 2- (August 08, 2008)
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lINM6AOzZmI Josh doubts that anyone will watch this round] -Round 4- (August 09, 2008)
  
 
==Trap Videos==
 
==Trap Videos==
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6lIglrJxqo Carmelldansen Super Smash Bros] (April 11 2008)
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q4bgZsa9kw MEET KATIE] (April 14 2008)
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==Misc==
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGpfHRSzgYI THIS VIDEO WILL BE FLAGGED] (May 05 2008)
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8tsfpz4YhA What Is Spaghetti With A Layer Added Every Second] (May 10 2008)
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbI__xY3Ops Re: 3 Stars] (May 26 2008)
  
 
==Coming Soon==
 
==Coming Soon==

Latest revision as of 06:44, 8 September 2015

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 This Pooper is Dormant and unclassified to be retired or on hiatus.
Tennisicon.png Temeku is a retired Poop Tennis player. You can view his/her Tennis Roster here.

Temeku >> You

A pooper that started in early January 2008. AIDS free, uses fresh sources. He's also better than you in all ways. You fail, he wins.

History[edit]

Goes by MTB710 and Temeku. He created an account on YouTube to favorite Robot Chicken videos and misc stuff. One hot Southern California day in August 2007, he came upon "Yoshi's Sexual Adventure". He was curious about this, and decided to watch. This was a youtube poop, although he did not know this at the time. Laughing really hard at this video, he watched more of this "Youtube Poop". He wanted a piece of the action. Started pooping with WMM in January, and started using Sony Vegas from his 4th youtube poop and foward. Well respected on the YCP forums, he already has many friends and fans.

This user currently has no picture of himself.

Online[edit]

  • too many to list here....

In Real Life[edit]

Influences[edit]

Fans[edit]

  • Visit YouTube account for more information

Achievements[edit]

250,000 views on Braw Taunts poop, also made top search for "youtube poop" for a very long time, still rests on the second page today

  • Deepercutt subscribed to him
  • KroboProductions subscribed to him
  • Achieved over 1,000 subscribers

{{#ev:youtube|VBHbhdrOo6U|320}}

Interesting Information[edit]

  • Full Name: Temeku Jones
  • Age: 16
  • Sex: I have a willy!!!
  • Birthplace: San Diego, California, USA
  • Football: San Diego Chargers (duh)
  • Hockey: Los Angeles Kings & Anaheim Ducks
  • Date of Birth: September 25, 1992
  • Location: Temecula, California, USA
  • Phone #: (555)-555-5555
  • Hotline: 1-800-YOUHAVEBALLS

Criticism[edit]

  • none

First Poop Made[edit]

ZA HUMAN!

First Poop Seen[edit]

Yoshi's Sexual Adventure

Preferred Sources[edit]

Preferred Methods[edit]

  • Ear Rape
  • Reversing
  • Stretch Clips
  • Pitch Shift
  • Virus/Eye Rape

Preferred Tech[edit]

  • Sony Vegas

Dislikes[edit]

  • Extreme Slow-mo
  • not getting snow where he lives

Dislikes in Poops[edit]

Tastes[edit]

  • Like Shit

BONK[edit]

Trivia[edit]

List of Youtube Poops by Temeku[edit]

Poop Tennis Matches[edit]

Vs. NS2[edit]

Vs. Locodiablogato[edit]

Vs. DaftPunkYoshi[edit]

Vs. Domorato[edit]

--Tennis Cup, First Bracket--

Vs. kingplatypus3rd[edit]

Trap Videos[edit]

Misc[edit]

Coming Soon[edit]

  • Visit YouTube account for information

Links[edit]

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