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Yoghurt or yogurt is a dairy product produced by bacterial fermentation of milk. Fermentation of lactose produces lactic acid, which acts on milk protein to give yoghurt its texture and its characteristic tang. Soy yoghurt, a non-dairy yoghurt alternative, is made from soy milk. People have been making—and eating—yogurt for at least 4,500 years. Today it is a common food item throughout the world. It is a nutritious food with unique health benefits. It is nutritionally rich in protein, calcium, riboflavin, vitamin B6 and vitamin B12. It is to be said in some cultures that if [[you]] eat yoghurt day and night you will live a long time. Don't eat too much because you'll look anorexic.   
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Yogurt is a dairy product produced by bacterial fermentation of milk. Fermentation of lactose produces lactic acid, which acts on milk protein to give yogurt its texture and its characteristic tang. Soy yogurt, a non-dairy yogurt alternative, is made from soy milk. People have been making—and eating—yogurt for at least 4,500 years. Today it is a common food item throughout the world. It is a nutritious food with unique health benefits. It is nutritionally rich in protein, calcium, riboflavin, vitamin B6 and vitamin B12. It is to be said in some cultures that if [[you]] eat yogurt day and night you will live a long time. Don't eat too much because you'll look anorexic.   
  
=People who like yoghurt=
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==People Who Like Yogurt==
[[Image:Yoplaitlightstrawberryyogurt.jpg|thumb|left|Yoplait youghurt for [[fat]] people.]]
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[[Image:Yoplaitlightstrawberryyogurt.jpg|thumb|left|Yoplait yogurt for [[fat]] people.]]
 
*[[Anakaris]] (though he claims [[pudding]] is better)
 
*[[Anakaris]] (though he claims [[pudding]] is better)
 
*[[Ed]] (Especially when [[Sarah]]'s watching him eat it from his bellybutton.)
 
*[[Ed]] (Especially when [[Sarah]]'s watching him eat it from his bellybutton.)
  
=People who dislike yoghurt=
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==People Who Dislike Yogurt==
 
*[[Richard Simmons]]
 
*[[Richard Simmons]]
  
=Trivia=
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==Trivia==
*A stereotype about yoghurt in commercials is that only women who are sensitive about their weight eat yoghurt.
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*A stereotype about yogurt in commercials is that only women who are sensitive about their weight eat yogurt.
[[Image:Yoplaityogurt.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Yoplait brand yoghurt.]]
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[[Image:Yoplaityogurt.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Yoplait brand yogurt.]]

Latest revision as of 16:14, 6 February 2014

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What yogurt looks like made naturally.

Yogurt is a dairy product produced by bacterial fermentation of milk. Fermentation of lactose produces lactic acid, which acts on milk protein to give yogurt its texture and its characteristic tang. Soy yogurt, a non-dairy yogurt alternative, is made from soy milk. People have been making—and eating—yogurt for at least 4,500 years. Today it is a common food item throughout the world. It is a nutritious food with unique health benefits. It is nutritionally rich in protein, calcium, riboflavin, vitamin B6 and vitamin B12. It is to be said in some cultures that if you eat yogurt day and night you will live a long time. Don't eat too much because you'll look anorexic.

People Who Like Yogurt[edit]

Yoplait yogurt for fat people.
  • Anakaris (though he claims pudding is better)
  • Ed (Especially when Sarah's watching him eat it from his bellybutton.)

People Who Dislike Yogurt[edit]

Trivia[edit]

  • A stereotype about yogurt in commercials is that only women who are sensitive about their weight eat yogurt.
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Yoplait brand yogurt.