Jallerbo

This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.

History

THE BEGGININININING

Once upon a time in the land of sunshine and allegedly bloody dildoes, a humble child by the name of jallerbo Bojallerson was born out of the blood of the greek god Hades and one egg of a female horse known by the name of Count Woonais Nightmarius Centariustia. However, soon after birth, this child would take the form of a bluish-grey horse with a golden mane. Out of spite for this atrocity to his line, Hades ordered Count Woonais to be imprisoned in the Moon Goddess's realm, and he then threw the newborn horse to the Earth. Despite falling thousands of feet and colliding with the ground, the child survived with little more than a mild case of cross eye. This child would be raised by Sir Pickles Brandinus Charlius Roho and his queen, Beth. Upon reaching the 10th grade, the silly horse/child known as jallerbo would discover a grave impending sense of boredom which could only be remedied by searching for random things on the educational medium known as "Utub". One day after typing the word "poop" in the search bar, jallerbo discovered a video known as "Aladdin Commits Suicide". For the next year, jallerbo continued to watch atrocious videos of this nature, having discovered that this particular form of decadence was referred to as "YouTube Poop". Then after having studied this horrendous abomination for a year, jallerbo decided that it was time to indulge in the creation of these videos as well. And thus, jallerbo was born again.

THEN SOME OTHER STUFF HAPPENED

jallerbo would continue on to make many terrible cancer-inducing videos that make Jesus cry. Despite being told on multiple occasions that jallerbo is in fact the worst ytper of all time, jallerbo continued on into the present day where he received many presents from the YTP SPECIAL DELIVERY MAN, also known as Kiss Hug Blush "Do You Think I'm Cute?"

THE END?!?!?!

On May 3rd 2013, after jallerbo's latest atrocity known as the Collective Fecal Consciousness was featured on StuartTAckerFawk's Top10 list, jallerbo officially announced a retirement from ytp. However, this caused an imbalance in the ytp community, as suddenly there were too many good poopies being made. In response to this, a notorious ytp channel hacker by the name of (OH SHIT SORRY I CAN'T SAY THAT), seized jallerbo's channel in an attempt to restore balance to the world. Unfortunately, this attempt was met with failure, as jallerbo had remembered to save the Legendary Time Traveling Grape that jallerbo's grandfather had given jallerbo back in the Mesozoic Era of ytp, also referred to as "The Big Dinosaur Shit, LOL".

Basically, nothing changed and jallerbo continued on to pursue a career in making ytp once more.

Poopography

YTPs

• Applejack's New Joj
  • Was not initially uploaded, was later uploaded under the name "my frist why tea pee"
• A Youtube Poop or Something, F*ck I Dunno
• Jay Rilliam Wohnson and David's Ballad Salad
• Youtube Poop: :pooP ebutuoY
• Rick Astley Is Innocent, Just Like The Girl He Raped
  • An unfinished version was uploaded shortly before this version, but is now removed
• The Death of Angry Joe
• No One Needs Fleshlight Repair
• A Half-Baked Youtube Poop
• Spingebill Thinks The Used Is Over-rated if Not Just Plain Untalented
  • Was initially created for a spingebill collab, but SOMEONE forgot to add jallerbo to the list
• I Hate Reaction Videos
• My Fair Carlton
• Regina Spektor Makes My Ears Bleed
  • Made for Tofucakecan's Bad Music Video Collab
• I ate an asdf.
  • Was originally supposed to be the second round of a tennis with Austrock9080, but he refused to tennis cuz he's a meanie
• Sugar Coated Fail
• Grooseward Pops Linkoln's Butt Cherry
  • Part I of Tofucakecan vs jallerbo
• RadicalFaith360 Feeds Your Children Semen
  • Part III of Tofucakecan vs jallerbo
• You Might Need Fleshlight Repair if You Rape Llamas
• Everyone You Know... Snorts Cum
• TheCaledioScope is a Brony
  • This is Jallerbo's personal favorite
• Bavid Dailey Makes Spadinner for Neo and Agent Smith on a Fall Afternoon
  • Part I of the Bavid Dailey Trilogy
• BAVIDOCALYPSE
  • Part II of the Bavid Dailey Trilogy
• Hoezus Gets Molested By a Firecrotch
• Chester A. Bum's Nostalgic Masturbation Habits
  • Made for TheArsenioGut's Chester A. Bum Collab
• The Collective Fecal Consciousness Known As...

Fillers and Other Vids

• 7.5 Seconds in Hell
  • Made for Kabob340's 7 second collab, but was not included for unknown reasons :(
• I Hate The Used Half-Baked Fleshlight Death of Angry Raped Youtube Poop Salad, F*ck I Don't Know
  • This filler was a combination of every YTP Jallerbo had made up to that point
• Derpy Hooves Suggests That The Viewer Should Perform Fallatio Whilst Mario Expresses His Distaste
  • Made for AngryBirdFan9's 2 second collab, a very good original collab that took lots of effort on his part
• BEAAAAAAVERRRR?!?!
  • Was originally made for "TheCaledioScope is a Brony" but was left out since it was already uploaded on its own
• DANECEPTION
  • Was originally made for "My Fair Carlton" which had a longer Dane Cook segment initially

Collaborations

jallerbo has hosted a few collaborations, including:

• The Ambience Collab (Closed, In Progress)
  • Participants:
    • Tofucakecan
    • ManMonocle
    • FishTitan64
    • iamoutofideas1
    • SatanTits
    • TeeheeSamson
    • XxRobotChaoxX
    • Sid1325
    • robochao1
    • SeanTylerLAWL
    • Stretch11Poops
    • SarevolNahtanoj
    • theraz0redge
    • SaturdayNightCleaner
    • AlarmCopter

Style

Being unfunny and making people mad.

Reception

jallerbo is critically panned by nearly the entire YTP community, with many considering jallerbo to be "the worst ytper of all time". In response to this negative criticism, jallerbo has said simply:

"wtf i dont suk u suk i am teh best ytper and i kan spel reelly gud! btw i suk".

Dislikes

jallerbo's primary objects of dislikelyness are jallerbo's own videos. However, in regards to YTP, jallerbo is typically against using popular sources. jallerbo also dislikes YTPers that do things that are merely for the sake of getting attention, such as making collabs that are repetitive or uninspiring.

Preferred Software

• Sony Vegas 11
• Sony Vegas XI
• Sony Vegas Eleven
• Sony Vegas L. Evan
• Dildo Factory 3
• Suck My Dick
• jk69lolXD

Influences

jallerbo draws influence for YTPs from a variety of things, including:

• TimoteiLSD
• ChemistryGuy
• RevSecond
• JabberCash
• Likety
• Stuart K Reilly
• Deepercutt
• Dikeike
• SvenBoogie
• OrpheusFTW
• uwilmod
• Weed
• Alcohol
• Meth
• Depression
• Hornyness
• Schizophrenia

Achievements

• Worst YTPer
• Disappointment to family and peers
• Can wiggle pinkie toe individually (but only on left foot)
• Pissing everyone off
• Went 3 whole minutes without masturbating (s0urce needed)
• Copied audio clips from other YTPs because jallerbo was too lazy to find them

Trivia

• jallerbo's name is commonly mispelled "Jallerbo" with a capital 'J'. This is however incorrect.
• jallerbo lives in Dallas, Texas.
• jallerbo bought two new shirts recently, one of them is a cute maroon long sleeve thermal, and the other one is a grey double sleeve v-neck with a skull on the front. jallerbo would have gotten a new pair of jeans, but the only cute ones were all the wrong sizes or cost too much.
• jallerbo is bisexual, which means jallerbo masturbates with both hands