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|name=Spy | |name=Spy | ||
|image=Tf2_spy.jpg | |image=Tf2_spy.jpg | ||
− | |shows= | + | |shows=Team Fortress 2 |
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|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
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|occupation=Spy/Agent | |occupation=Spy/Agent | ||
− | |cast= | + | |cast= |
|nationality=French | |nationality=French | ||
}}{{Char}} | }}{{Char}} | ||
==Overview== | ==Overview== | ||
− | The | + | The spy is one of the nine classes featured in the Valve game, [[Team Fortress 2]]. Some of his weapons include a knife, revolver, sapper (SPYS SAPPIN MAH SENTRY), and cigarettes used to disguise as the opposite team's classes... before the Pyro flames his ass. |
==Arsenal== | ==Arsenal== | ||
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*'''Sapper''': This device can attach to and slowly destroy an [[Engineer]]'s buildings and can also be used as a Defibrillator if necessary. | *'''Sapper''': This device can attach to and slowly destroy an [[Engineer]]'s buildings and can also be used as a Defibrillator if necessary. | ||
*'''Knife''': A butterfly knife bought at the [[Morshu|dollar store]], the preferred weapon of Spies. | *'''Knife''': A butterfly knife bought at the [[Morshu|dollar store]], the preferred weapon of Spies. | ||
− | *'''Disguise Kit''': Allows the Spy to transform into his enemies, and successfully pull off identity theft. | + | *'''Disguise Kit''': Allows the Spy to transform into his enemies, and successfully pull off [[Doopliss|identity theft]]. |
*'''Cloaking Device''': A convenient device in the form of a watch that temporarily cloaks you, great for sneaking past opponents and for the "Glance and Go" pervert. Unfortunately does not tell time. | *'''Cloaking Device''': A convenient device in the form of a watch that temporarily cloaks you, great for sneaking past opponents and for the "Glance and Go" pervert. Unfortunately does not tell time. | ||
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===Update=== | ===Update=== | ||
− | *'''The Ambassador''': A diplomat from France in the form of a revolver sent to aid the Spy in blowing people's heads off | + | *'''The Ambassador''': A diplomat from France in the form of a revolver sent to aid the Spy in blowing people's heads off. Replaces the usual ''Revolver''. |
*'''The "Cloak and Dagger"''': A ''Cloaking Device'' replacement that allows you to remain invisible for as long as you want, so long as you stay still. Perfect for waiting for an opportunity and the "Locker Room" pervert. Does not tell time. | *'''The "Cloak and Dagger"''': A ''Cloaking Device'' replacement that allows you to remain invisible for as long as you want, so long as you stay still. Perfect for waiting for an opportunity and the "Locker Room" pervert. Does not tell time. | ||
*'''The "Dead Ringer"''': When you're shot, you leave behind a fake corpse while going invisible. Replaces the ''Cloaking Device'', great brass pocketwatch finish! Used to tell time, but it broke. | *'''The "Dead Ringer"''': When you're shot, you leave behind a fake corpse while going invisible. Replaces the ''Cloaking Device'', great brass pocketwatch finish! Used to tell time, but it broke. | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
− | *Him and the blue [[Engineer]] are [[ | + | *Accused of being a cheap [[ass|class.]] Though which class isn't these days? |
+ | *Him and the blue [[Engineer]] are [[no|the best of]] [[Gay|lovers.]] | ||
*Loves to sneak up behind unsuspecting [[Sniper|snipers]]. | *Loves to sneak up behind unsuspecting [[Sniper|snipers]]. | ||
− | *Likes | + | *Likes SAPPIN' SENTRIES. |
− | * | + | *Was once a [[Africans|nigga.]] |
− | *The RED Spy is the BLU [[Scout|Scout's]] father, as well as the genetic father of | + | *The RED Spy is the BLU [[Scout|Scout's]] father, as well as the genetic father of many, such as [[Scout]] and [[Ash Ketchum]]. |
− | *Frequently produces [[pornography]] with your mother. | + | *Frequently produces [[Hentai|pornography]] with your mother. What a fucking whore. |
− | *Also stars in | + | *Also stars in pornography with the [[Scout]]'s mother. What a [[fuck]]ing whore. |
− | + | *He never really was on your side. | |
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*Is especially cruel to everyone. | *Is especially cruel to everyone. | ||
*Knows Scout's embarrassing secret: he cries upon seeing rainbows. | *Knows Scout's embarrassing secret: he cries upon seeing rainbows. | ||
*Also knows a secret about [[Slippy Toad]] that could cost him his job if it got out. | *Also knows a secret about [[Slippy Toad]] that could cost him his job if it got out. | ||
*Not related to the two colour spies (White Spy and Black Spy) from Spy Vs. Spy, it was his favourite comic and game though. | *Not related to the two colour spies (White Spy and Black Spy) from Spy Vs. Spy, it was his favourite comic and game though. | ||
− | * | + | *Is a true motherfucker, and is the genetic father of many, such as [[Scout]] and [[Ash Ketchum]]. |
− | *[[ | + | *He k[[no]]ws when music is good and music is bad. For example, he once told the [[Scout]] that [[the Jonas Brothers]] suck, recommending him [[Iron Maiden]] instead. |
− | * | + | *Enjoys wearing poorly made suits from the 1970's. |
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− | + | ==Quotes== | |
− | * | + | {{VidCaption|LN4cRDEYalw|Meet the Spy}}{{poopquote|Spy|Gentlemen.}} |
+ | {{poopquote|Spy|That would be your mother.}} | ||
+ | {{poopquote|Spy|I am ze Spy.}} | ||
+ | {{poopquote|Spy|The worst thing is that he could be in zis very room.}} | ||
+ | {{poopquote|Spy|Ah, ma petite choufleur.}} | ||
+ | {{poopquote|Spy|Well, off to visit your mother!}} | ||
+ | {{poopquote|Spy|I never really was on your side...}} | ||
+ | [[Image:Eg9860.gif|frame|right|The Spy always [[die]]s, [[you]] k[[no]]w.]] | ||
+ | {{poopquote|Spy|Cheers.}} | ||
+ | {{poopquote|Spy|Well, off to rape your mother!}} | ||
+ | {{poopquote|Spy|What's the matter? Fat got your tongue? *Laughs*}} | ||
+ | {{poopquote|Spy|[[You]] are such a virgin.}} | ||
+ | {{poopquote|Spy|Rainbows!}} | ||
+ | {{poopquote|Spy|He could be you, he could be me, he could even be *Shot*}} | ||
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[[Category:Team Fortress 2]] | [[Category:Team Fortress 2]] | ||
[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Bisexual Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | ||
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