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==In Brief== | ==In Brief== | ||
| − | Benedetto, also known as “Ben”, is a member of the prestigious YouChew Forums and a pooper | + | Benedetto, also known as “Ben” or “That guy who really likes Boba Fett and Malon from Ocarina of Time”, is a member of the prestigious YouChew Forums and a former pooper from way back in the day. And when I say “way back in the day”, we’re talkin’ circa 2008 or 2009. That’s back when Barack Obama had just been elected. |
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| + | For some reason, Benedetto was also made a member of the Writing Staff in 2015. How he pulled that one over on them remains a mystery. Maybe they felt sorry for him? | ||
==History== | ==History== | ||
| − | + | Benedetto, henceforth referred to as “Ben” because I’m tired of typing his full name out, actually made YTPs way back when the medium was still kinda new. He was also on the forum under a different account for a while, and disappeared around 2009 for personal reasons. Since then, he wants nothing to do with that particular chapter in his internet life. It’s kind of embarrassing. | |
| − | + | Now, Ben was never particularly good or popular as a pooper, as many, if not most of his videos were fad-related. The few actual YTPs that he did make (4 or so, depending on how generous your use of the term YTP is) were nothing to write home about and have long since been deleted from YouTube, along with the account that originally posted them. You aren’t missing much. | |
| − | After a hiatus for several years, Ben returned to the forums in late December | + | After a hiatus for several years, Ben returned to the forums in late December 2012. At first, he posted little and was an unfunny chucklehead. Since then, he has joined the Writing Staff, participated in several Secret Santa projects, and is marginally more recognizable on the forum. But he’s still an unfunny chucklehead. |
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| + | He currently has no plans to make any more YouTube Poops, thankfully. | ||
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[[File:BenPopcorn.png|200px|thumb|right|Possible photograph of Ben.]] | [[File:BenPopcorn.png|200px|thumb|right|Possible photograph of Ben.]] | ||
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*[http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/116728-007-retrospective-the-living-daylights/ 007 Retrospective: The Living Daylights] | *[http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/116728-007-retrospective-the-living-daylights/ 007 Retrospective: The Living Daylights] | ||
*[http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/117013-007-retrospective-tomorrow-never-dies/ 007 Retrospective: Tomorrow Never Dies] | *[http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/117013-007-retrospective-tomorrow-never-dies/ 007 Retrospective: Tomorrow Never Dies] | ||
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==Trivia (Things that you probably don't care about)== | ==Trivia (Things that you probably don't care about)== | ||
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*He’s from Texas, and he will point that out every chance he gets. | *He’s from Texas, and he will point that out every chance he gets. | ||
*For a time, he was in the United States Navy (see also: [[Yoshit]] and [[Essemkay]]). He will also point ''this'' out every chance he gets. | *For a time, he was in the United States Navy (see also: [[Yoshit]] and [[Essemkay]]). He will also point ''this'' out every chance he gets. | ||
| + | *Most people on the forum don't know what he looks like, as he’s never posted a photo of himself there. Rumors suggest that he’s actually just a popcorn machine. | ||
| + | *Ben is going to college and wants to be an accountant someday. This makes perfect sense considering that some of his favorite things include writing, sleeping in, following politics, Christian Apologetics, drinking coffee, and [[American Football]]. | ||
| + | *He made a habit of using Boba Fett avatars for quite a while, but stopped and began using Malon from Ocarina of Time instead. So what if she doesn’t have a jet pack? She works on a ranch. | ||
*From what is known, he’s the biggest fan of the Texas Longhorns on the entire forum. Anyone who says otherwise has never met him. | *From what is known, he’s the biggest fan of the Texas Longhorns on the entire forum. Anyone who says otherwise has never met him. | ||
*You’re most likely to find him in the Forum Games, Off Topic, or Art & Images sections. If you see him in any of the YTP sections, alert the mods, because something is wrong. | *You’re most likely to find him in the Forum Games, Off Topic, or Art & Images sections. If you see him in any of the YTP sections, alert the mods, because something is wrong. | ||
| + | *In 2016, he started playing [[Team Fortress 2]] because he thought that that’s what all the cool people were doing. Joke’s on him, because that game came out almost 9 years ago. He’s late to the party, and not in a “fashionably late” kind of way. More like a “where have you been?” kind of way. | ||
*He’s the worst Cards Against Humanity Card Czar you will ever play with. | *He’s the worst Cards Against Humanity Card Czar you will ever play with. | ||
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==Associates (AKA people that seem to put up with him)== | ==Associates (AKA people that seem to put up with him)== | ||
*[[Biodegradable]] | *[[Biodegradable]] | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Crazy Luigi]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Dark Fox]] (AKA Dork Fax) |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[DiscoGlacier]] |
*[[ReaderGamerSinger]] | *[[ReaderGamerSinger]] | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[TVBPoop]] |
*[[UltraJooshFunStuff]] | *[[UltraJooshFunStuff]] | ||
*[[Waymu]] | *[[Waymu]] | ||
| − | * | + | *There are others. Maybe. |
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==Links== | ==Links== | ||
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCB1hL16eHPrur7VudxMhrdg YouTube Profile] | *[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCB1hL16eHPrur7VudxMhrdg YouTube Profile] | ||
*[http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/profile/15587-benedetto/ YouChew Profile] | *[http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/profile/15587-benedetto/ YouChew Profile] | ||
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