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Wacky Delly

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Wacky Delly is an award-winning animated TV program, created by Rocko, Heffer Wolfe and Filbert. Commissioned for 893 episodes, one of which is a close-up of a jar of mayonnaise for ten minutes.

The show stars Betty Baloney, Sal Ami and The Cheese.

Characters[edit]

Betty Baloney[edit]

She's a girl.

Sal Ami[edit]

Sal Ami... Salami... get it!?

The Cheese[edit]

'The Cheese' (Mr Cheese, or Lester Roquefort) is the best character on the show. He is better than both the Salami and the Baloney combined.

Transcript[edit]

Betty crawls into the kitchen from the bottom of the frame.

Betty Baloney Betty Baloney

*Yawn* Oh boy, what a beautiful day!

The phone rings. Betty picks it up.

Betty Baloney Betty Baloney

Hello?

Sal Ami Sal Ami

I HATE BALONEY!!!

Sal Ami attacks Betty through the phone.

The Cheese The Cheese

I am the Cheese! I am the best character on the show.

The Cheese begins to chase Sal Ami.

The Cheese The Cheese

I am better than both the Salami and the Baloney combined!

Betty crawls into the kitchen from the bottom of the frame, as Salami and The Cheese continue to run.

Betty Baloney Betty Baloney

Yawn.

The phone rings. Betty picks it up.

Betty Baloney Betty Baloney

Hello?

Cut to video of festive meatloaf.

Narrator Narrator

Notice the texture of this meatloaf, and the pineapples give it a festive touch.

The Salami belches, sweating heavily.

The Cheese The Cheese

I am the Cheese! I am the best character on the show.

The Salami continues to belch and gargle.

The Cheese The Cheese

I am better than both the Salami and the Baloney combined.

Betty appears in front of The Cheese. The phone rings. Betty picks it up.

Betty Baloney Betty Baloney

Hello?

The Cheese The Cheese

I am the best character on the...

The Cheese explodes. He then reappears and meows.

Narrator Narrator

The meatloaf should be spongy yet firm.

The Cheese yodels, before exploding in reverse. The Salami attacks Betty off-frame with a phone, while he continues to chase The Cheese in the background. The Cheese appears in foreground while he continues to chase Sal Ami in the background.

The Cheese The Cheese

The Salami, better than the Baloney, better than the buh juh.

A female hand squashes the meatloaf.

Narrator Narrator

Embrace it.

Somebody continues yodeling, while Betty jigs.