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Tom, The Crazy Chocolate Guy

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Tom in all his glory.

Name: Tom
Appears In: SpongeBob SquarePants
Sex: Male
Age: Who Cares?
Occupation(s): Bus Driver/Bartender/Bikini Bottom News' Cameraman/Actor/Mattress Salesman/Insane Chocolate Man
Played By: Dee Bradley Baker/Doug Lawrence

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Tom is a not so main character in SpongeBob SquarePants. He's been known to get into fits of (roid) rage for any reason whatsoever. This is especially noted when there's chocolate abound. Also, he's green.


  • Chocolate
  • Screaming "CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • Getting into fits of roid rage.
  • Drinks
  • Krabby Patties
  • Pizza (But only if drinks are abound.)
  • Fudge


  • Having pizza without drinks.
  • Not being in fits of (roid) rage, despite the fact that he'd be better off without it.
  • Having his potato salad that he worked on for three days being smashed.
  • Having his leg broken.
    • Having his ass broken.
  • Bubble Buddy
  • Packing up some fudge.


  • "Chocolate? Did you say...chocolate?!"
  • "CHOCOLATE!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! FINALLY!! I've been trying to catch you boys all day! NOW THAT I'VE GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU..... I'd like to buy all of your chocolate."
  • "Way to go buddy. That took us three days to make that potato salad! THREE DAYS!!!"
  • "Can I get a couple of ice cubes in here please?"
  • "Thanks!"
  • "What did you do to my drink?!?!?!"
  • "YOU WHAT?????!!!!!"
  • "I guess that is pretty funny... (laughs)"
  • "He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague onto our houses!"
  • "Nooooooooo, but are we just gonna sit around and wait until he does?!"
His potato salad took three days to make. THREE DAYS!!!
  • "Wow, thanks, I've been dying for one of these."
  • "Where's my drink?"
  • "My drink! My diet Dr. Kelp! Don't tell me you forgot my drink!!"
  • "How am I supposed to eat this pizza without my drink?!"
  • "Didn't you ever once think of the customer?"
  • "You call yourself a delivery boy? Well, I ain't buying!"
  • "Another one? Look, I told your little friend I ain't paying for that!"
  • "MY LEG!!"
  • "Say, what's a dog?"


  • He had sex (unprotected!) before marriage.
  • His potato salad took him three days to make. THREE DAYS!!!
  • He's green, but one episode had him red.
  • In another episode, he's a woman. I... uh... there's just... well... just ignore it, OK?
  • He sometimes has a female voice, as well as a male voice. Strange, isn't it?
  • One time, his ass was so broken, that the doctor wanted to give him a new iron ass machine. This machine was created by none other than Robotnik, but no one knows why he invented it.
  • He doesn't know what a dog is.
  • He has the power to clone himself, which means that he could be in two places at once or be at the same area for some strange reason.
  • Has been known to be a pervert at the Krusty Krab.