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[[Image:Wii_Blockbuster_Display.jpg|thumb|250px|UH! the boxes NO! you haven't seen the last of me.]]
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|name=Nintendo Wii
 
|image=blackwii.jpg
 
|caption=[[You]] just can't beat black.
 
|year=2006
 
|use=Game System
 
|country=[[Japan]]
 
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[[Image:Wii_Blockbuster_Display.jpg|thumb|250px|Oh! What a pile.]]
 
 
The Nintendo Wii was the weapon used by [[Link]] to defeat [[Ganon]].  Though [[Gwonam]] believes that only Link can defeat Ganon it was actual proven that Link did not even do anything in the battle. The [[King of Hyrule]] also has a Wii, often asking how it can help things.
 
The Nintendo Wii was the weapon used by [[Link]] to defeat [[Ganon]].  Though [[Gwonam]] believes that only Link can defeat Ganon it was actual proven that Link did not even do anything in the battle. The [[King of Hyrule]] also has a Wii, often asking how it can help things.
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== Also A Video Game Console! ==
 
== Also A Video Game Console! ==
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Besides a weapon the Wii is also a video game console that has The Legend of Zelda: The Twilight Princess, Super Mario Galaxy, [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]], [[Chad Warden|WarioWare: SHOVE IT UP YO ASS GAMES]], Metroid Prime 3: Corruption, [[Travis Touchdown|No More Heroes]], Zack & Wiki: The Quest For Barbaros' Treasure, [[shit|Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles]], [[Resident Evil 4|Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles]], Dead Space: Extraction, [[Halo|The Conduit]], MadWorld, The House of The Dead: Overkill, The World of Goo, Excite Truck, Excitebots: Trick Racing, [[Metal Slug|Contra Rebirth]], [[Shaq|Tiger Woods]]' PGA Tour 2010 ([[Yes|Yeah]] that's right, golf is actually enjoyable without [[Mario]] or [[Kirby]] for once.), Fragile: Farewell Ruins of [[The Moon]], Tales of Graces, Silent Hill: Shattered Memories, Red Steel 2, Muramasa: The Demon Blade, Gladiator A.D., [[Left 4 Dead|The Grinder]], New Super Mario Brothers Wii, Super Mario Galaxy 2, Metroid: The Other M, Metroid Prime Trilogy, [[Playstation 3|Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare,]] Real Heroes: [[Luigi|Fire]]fighter, Tatsu[[no]]ko Vs. [[Capcom]], [[Mah Boi|A Boy]] & His [[Pussy|Blob]], Klonoa and other stuff... and that doesn't includes video games from the Wiiware and Virtual Console, which consists of old-school video games from the NES/Nintendo Entertainment System, SNES/Super Nintendo Entertainment System, [[Nintendo|NINTENDO]] 64, [[Sega]] Genesis/Mega Drive, [[Sega]] Master System/Game Gear, [[Hudson Soft]]/NEC's TurboGrafx-16/CD, [[SNK]]'s Neo Geo arcades/system, Commodore 64, and the Virtual Console Arcade. It is also one of the best systems ever around the world, though [[Gay|hardcore]] gamers disagree. However, [[Gay|hardcore]] gamers are jackasses anyway that enjoy playing [[DOOM]] clones, and hate anything that isn't a [[DOOM]] clone.
 
[[Image:Img_01.JPEG|thumb|The cast of [[Lucky Star]] playing the Wii.‎]]
 
[[Image:Img_01.JPEG|thumb|The cast of [[Lucky Star]] playing the Wii.‎]]
Besides a weapon the Wii is also a video game console that has Excite Bike Trick Racing, The Legend of Zelda: The Twilight Princess, Super Mario Galaxy, [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]], [[Chad Warden|WarioWare: SHOVE IT UP YO ASS GAMES]], Metroid Prime 3: Corruption, [[Travis Touchdown|No More Heroes]], Samurai Warriors 3,Cursed Mountian, Zack & Wiki: The Quest For Barbaros' Treasure, Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles, [[Resident Evil 4|Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles]], Dead Space: Extraction, [[John Madden|Madden]], [[Halo|The Conduit]], [[MadWorld]], The House of The Dead: Overkill, Excite Truck, Excitebots: Trick Racing, [[Metal Slug|Contra Rebirth]], Silent Hill: Shattered Memories, Red Steel 2, Muramasa: The Demon Blade, [[Left 4 Dead|The Grinder]], New Super Mario Brothers Wii, Super Mario Galaxy 2, Metroid: The Other M, Metroid Prime Trilogy, [[Xbox 360|Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare]]: [[Shit|Reflex]] Edition, Tatsu[[no]]ko Vs. [[Capcom]], [[Mah Boi|A Boy]] & His [[Pussy|Blob]], [[Mah Boi: The Game|Klonoa: Door to Phantomile]], Xenoblade Chronicles, ALL FOR [[Pimpsahoy|FREE]]! ...well if you hacks, anyway. There are also various indie games from WiiWare (that mostly suck, unless it's Cave Story or Phoenix Wright: Ace Attourney) and rereleases of [[NES]], Super NES, [[Nintendo 64]], [[SEGA|Mega Drive, Master System,]] [[SNK|Neo Geo]], Arcade, and Commodore 64 games on Virtual Console.
 
[[Image:Homebrew_channel_logo.png‎|thumb|left|The channel of [[Dopply|champions]], and hackers/modders.]]
 
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==Other Information==
 
*You can go on the Internet! But if you don't have a USB keyboard, it takes a comically long time to type a single sentence.
 
*It WOULD have been called the "Revolution" if it weren't for those meddling kids being unable to remember anything longer than three letters. Or Nintendo being creative for once. I don't know.
 
*[[Dan Hibiki|Real men]] play Wii.
 
*The Wii is a proud supporter of exercise.
 
*Wiis can actually be found in nursing homes. That means that [[:Category:Elderly Characters|grandpa]] is likely playing Wii, too.
 
*It's more than just a fad. Fo' shizzles.
 
*[[Barack Obama]] and HM [[United Kingdom|Queen Elizabeth II]] own Wiis.
 
*Succeeded by the Wii U in late 2012.
 
*If there is a game for the [[Xbox 360]] and [[Playstation 3]], then the Wii version of it will be very shitty and have poor graphics, or not exist at all.
 
*it is easily hackable, as seen in the picture of the homebrew channel.
 
*In the end, won the seventh generation, outsellings its rivals in every single region, including Europe and Australia (both regions traditionally being tough for Nintendo), with a total of 101 Million units sold.
 
  
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== Beware of The Vii! ==
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Apparently, [[Nintendo]]'s latest console is so popular, it has imitators trying to cash in on the Wii's success. One of the main examples of this is the Chintendo Vii. It's ways of ripping off people is so oblivious, that not are they ripping off the name of the Wii, but they also ripped off the original company name of the Wii itself. If you see it or any other ripoff in a store, just don't buy it even if it was absolutely free.
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[[Image:Hdfggfdh.JPG|frame|left|An example of an "[[90's Kid|Hardcore Gamer]]" bitching about so many video gimes for the Wii instead of an Xbox 360 or Playstation 3.]]

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