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===Description=== | ===Description=== | ||
| − | Twilight Sparkle was a sheltered, peppy, rich, smart girl with a [[Dr. Robotnik|Robotnik]] level IQ who is so ridiculously intelligent that she was able to land a spot as a private student of [[Princess Celestia]]. She grew up to be a good little anti-social geek with her intern/helper/servent/slave/assistant [[Spike]] who | + | Twilight Sparkle was a sheltered, peppy, rich, smart girl with a [[Dr. Robotnik|Robotnik]] level IQ who is so ridiculously intelligent that she was able to land a spot as a private student of [[Princess Celestia]]. She grew up to be a good little anti-social geek with her intern/helper/servent/slave/assistant [[Spike]] who SWEARS TO GOD THAT HE'D ONLY GET IT ON WITH [[Rarity|RARITY]] AND NOBODY ELSE! Then she moved to Ponyville because some bullshit about making friends. There she did something, blew something up, killed something, shelved some books, acted smart, read some books, learned, DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH [[Spike|SPIKE]], pretended she didn't have a brother, and managed to go through a whole season without a mental breakdown. |
She also used to write cheesy messages about love and friendship to [[Princess Celestia]] before [[Princess Celestia|Celestia]] told her that her inbox was getting full. | She also used to write cheesy messages about love and friendship to [[Princess Celestia]] before [[Princess Celestia|Celestia]] told her that her inbox was getting full. | ||
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{{VidCaption|WxVyg3-3d0M|Twilight's reaction to the Grand Galloping Collab}} | {{VidCaption|WxVyg3-3d0M|Twilight's reaction to the Grand Galloping Collab}} | ||
*Having a social life | *Having a social life | ||
| + | *Not being told about FUCK YOU SHINING ARMOR AND YOUR WEDDING ASSHOLE | ||
| + | *Pony porn | ||
*[[Dr. Robotnik]] | *[[Dr. Robotnik]] | ||
| + | *HAVING SEX WITH [[Spike|SPIKE]] WE SWEAR TO GOD IT DIDN'T HAPPEN WHY DID YOU INSERT THAT SCENE SANDOVART? | ||
*The world | *The world | ||
*Letters from [[Bowser]] | *Letters from [[Bowser]] | ||
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*"I'll be TAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDDYYYYYYYYY!" | *"I'll be TAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDDYYYYYYYYY!" | ||
*"Clock. Is. Ticking." | *"Clock. Is. Ticking." | ||
| − | *"How can there be two 'me's? | + | *"How can there be two 'me's? It's not scientifically possible. You are not scientifically possible!" |
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===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
| − | *She's named after [[Twilight|that book series with the sparkling vampires]]. | + | *She's named after [[Twilight|that book series with the sparkling vampires]]. |
*Was originally going to be named "Twilight Twinkle". | *Was originally going to be named "Twilight Twinkle". | ||
*Like Mama Luigi, she accidentally became the adopted mother of a small talking reptile. | *Like Mama Luigi, she accidentally became the adopted mother of a small talking reptile. | ||
*She enjoys finding children alone. | *She enjoys finding children alone. | ||
| − | * | + | *SHE HAS NEVER HAD SEX WITH [[Spike|SPIKE]]! IT NEVER HAPPENED! REALLY! DUDE, SANDOVART WAS BEING DUMB AND INSERTED THAT SCENE! |
*She believes in science and magic at the same time. | *She believes in science and magic at the same time. | ||
*Symbolizes the Element of Magic (and the Periodic Table of Elements). | *Symbolizes the Element of Magic (and the Periodic Table of Elements). | ||
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*She is locked in a constant battle of wits communicated via letters with her rival, [[Dr. Robotnik]]. | *She is locked in a constant battle of wits communicated via letters with her rival, [[Dr. Robotnik]]. | ||
*She found a time travel spell in a library and used it to become a street punk. | *She found a time travel spell in a library and used it to become a street punk. | ||
| − | *She is the creator of a robotic clone of [[Rainbow Dash]] called the R-Dash | + | *She is the creator of a robotic clone of [[Rainbow Dash]] called the R-Dash 9000. |
*Her hair is shockingly similar to the hair of [[Anarchy Stocking]]. | *Her hair is shockingly similar to the hair of [[Anarchy Stocking]]. | ||
*As of the end of the [[The Beatles|Magical Mystery Cure]], she is now [[Princess Celestia|an alicorn]]. [[Shit]] immediately happened. | *As of the end of the [[The Beatles|Magical Mystery Cure]], she is now [[Princess Celestia|an alicorn]]. [[Shit]] immediately happened. | ||
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[[Category:Characters - Appears in My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]] | [[Category:Characters - Appears in My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]] | ||
[[Category:Characters - Geniuses]] | [[Category:Characters - Geniuses]] | ||
