Editing Team Rocket

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'''Team Rocket''' is an evil organization from the ''[[Pokémon]]'' video games. Led by Giovanni, they are a powerful crime syndicate who... sell Pokémon illegally? Isn't that like buying a puppy instead of hunting it? This Pokémon stuff is serious business. Anyway, the most famous members of Team Rocket are Jessie, James (lol jesse james, geddit?) and Meowth, and this article will be primarily discussing them. They mainly spend their time chasing after [[Ash Ketchum|ten]]-[[May|year]]-[[Misty|old]] kids and their [[Pikachu|pet mouse.]]

==Other Members of Team Rocket==
*[[Giovanni]] - Team Rocket's leader, supposedly the sexiest man alive.
*<s>[[Back to the Future|Biff]]</s> <s>[[Gay Luigi|Bitch]]</s> Butch & Cassidy - Basically (more) evil versions of Jessie and James.
*Atilla & Hun - They want to capture a Raikou.
*[[Iron Maiden|Iron Masked Marauder]] - Voiced by Dan Green, he wants to capture Celebi, destroy all the forests and create a monster... so he can get a [[promotion]]. What?
*A whole bunch of random Rocket Grunts you'll find all over the place.
*[[Dr. Robotnik]] - A fat scientist who chases hedgehogs.
*Robert & Ford - Two guys who want to [[Die|kill]] Jessie and James.
*[[Scratch]] and [[Grounder]] - they once worn a team rocket cheer-leading outfit.
*Whoever are in Black & White - Team Rocket's gonna be in that peace and y'all know it!

==Their Pokémon==
===James===
[[Image:Teamrocketaids.jpg|thumb|left|He loves giving people [[AIDS]].]]
*Weezing (was released)
*Cacnea (given away)
*Victreebel (fell in love with another Victreebell and ran away)
*Chimecho (got sick for no reason and was given away to his parents at his mansion)
*Mime Jr. (was left at Team Rocket headquarters in Kanto)
*Carnivine (was left at Team Rocket headquarters in Kanto)
*Growly (a Growlithe at James' mansion)
*Magikarp (bought it thinking that is was ''worth something'', released by anger; evolved into a Gyrados that sent them into a deserted island)
*Yamask (at least this one isn't clingy to him like most of his Pokemon were)
*Inkay (met when it ate his croissant)

===Jessie===
*Arbok (was released)
*Dustox (was released)
*Seviper (was left at Team Rocket headquarters in Kanto)
*Yanmega (was left at Team Rocket headquarters in Kanto)
*Lickitung (was traded for Wobbuffet)
*Woobat (was left at Team Rocket headquarters in Kanto)
*Wobbuffet (was left at Team Rocket headquarters in Kanto but was brought back for the Kalos campaign from sheer popularity)
*Pumpkaboo (met after tripping over it)

===Meowth===
*Erm... Meowth '''''IS''''' a Pokémon... who can talk!!!
[[Image:TRobotnik.jpg|frame|Team Rocket with their latest recruit.]]

==Quotes==
===James===
*COOL!!
*Leo Burnett and [[4Kids]] are [[Anti-Uctions|the Devil!]] Leo Burnett!
*Weezing, Go!
*It's a [[Pokémon]] perched precariously on a precipice!
*[[Yes|YES!!]]
*It's times like these that make me wish I'd gone straight.

===Jessie===
*Arbok, Go!
*James, you ignoramus!
*Do whatever you have to do to get that [[Pikachu]]!
*You're lucky your baseless accusations don't land you in juvenile court!

===Meowth===
*Meowth, dat's right!
*Then, the boss will say, "Meowth and his friends are very [[sexy]].. but mostly Meowth!"
*The cartoonists never gave me a nose!
*It's to conquer the motherfucking world with Pokémon!
*Oy vey!
*(insert forced alliteration here)

==Trivia==
{{VidCaption|lQppQcM4kJc|Team Rocket really do think about 4Kids a lot... and Leo Burnett.}}
*They've actually been played as sympathetic people in the past.
*In Pokemon Red/Blue/Green/Yellow, you fight Team Rocket. However, in ''[[Pokémon]] Ruby and Sapphire'', instead of fighting Team Rocket, you fight Team Aqua or Team Magma or both in Emerald. In ''Diamond and Pearl'', you'll fight Team Galactic.
*Some people believe that they're rip-offs of the Doronjo team from the ''Yatterman'' anime.
*Meowth is the only member of Team Rocket who made it in the [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|Super Smash Bros.]] series. He appeared in the original game and [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]] as an assist Pokémon, but he only appeared as a trophy in ''Super Smash Bros. Melee''.
*Despite the fact that James is openly gay, <s>it is rumored that</s> he and Jessie will eventually be married and have a child together, according to the Electric Tale of Pikachu, a Pokémon manga. Of course, it will always be possible that he will be forced into this.
*They believe that both the late advertising executive Leo Burnett and [[4Kids]] are the devil! It's half-ironic because [[Pokemon]] was once owned by 4Kids themselves.
*Apparently, in the latest anime (you know, the one with the 5th Generation), they ended up getting ''new'' clothes to wear. You know what ''that'' means, kiddies? [[Yes|Yep]]... that means they got themselves a [[promotion]]!
**However, once season 1 of Black & White ended, they had to wear their old clothing again.
*Meowth once ended up joining [[Ash Ketchum|Ash]]'s gang by saying that Team Rocket ended up firing him after an experiment went "horribly awry" and having some injury marks on him. He played along with everyone for about 5 episodes before he ended up rejoining them for good. What a crafty son of a bitch!
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