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| + | '''Sandvich''' (or ''Sandwich'' for all you non-Eastern-European folk out there) is a form of food achieved by placing various ingredients, often [[Penis|meats]], [[Big Cheese|cheese]]s, or vegetables, between two slices of bread. [[Heavy Weapons Guy]] is especially fond of sandviches, to the point of carrying them into battle. The olive with a toothpick through it is completely optional, but recommended. Just don't eat the toothpick. Sandvich can also refer to someone who just got squished flat. An example of [[Solid Snake|someone]] getting sandvich'd can be seen in the second video to the right. |
| − | [[Image:sandvich.png|center]] ''OM NOM NOM.''<br> ~ [[Heavy Weapons Guy]] while eating a sandwich.
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| − | '''Sandvich''' (or ''Sandwich'' for all you non-Eastern-European folk out there) is a form of food achieved by placing various ingredients, often [[Penis|meats]], [[cheese]]s, or [[vegeta]]bles, between two slices of bread. [[Heavy Weapons Guy]] is especially fond of sandviches, to the point of carrying them into battle. The olive with a toothpick through it is completely optional, but recommended. Just don't [[DIE|eat the toothpick]]. Sandvich can also refer to someone who just got squished flat. | |
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| | ==Liked By== | | ==Liked By== |
| − | *Everybody, but especially [[Heavy Weapons Guy]]. | + | *Heavy Weapons Guy. |
| − | | + | *[[Scout]]. |
| − | ==How To Make A Sandvich==
| + | *Just about anyone. |
| − | [[Wii]] will make a ham sandvich as an example.
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| − | *Start with bread (any bread is fine)
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| − | *[[Pickle Surprise|Plop the ham* thusly, please.]]
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| − | *Put [[cheese]]* on top of the ham.
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| − | *Lay a 2nd slice of bread on top of the whole thing.
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| − | *(optional) Add a toothpick and an olive on there if desired.
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| − | <nowiki>*Can be replaced with anything, and used in any amount.</nowiki>
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| − | You can also [[Pickle Surprise|spread sandwich spread]] (Such as mayo, pea[[Balls|nut]] butter, jelly, or vegemite.) on the bread if you want to.
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| − | ==Trivia==
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| − | [[Image:Heavy-om.jpg|thumb|right|[[Heavy]] shows [[you]] that sandviches are [[delicious]].]]
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| − | [[Image:Cbee Krystal sammich.png|thumb|right|But [[Krystal]] cannot enjoy her sandvich. :( ]]
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| − | *In ''[[Team Fortress 2]]'', as [[Heavy]], you can eat these to restore your health. Finding one of these on the ground, oftentimes from a fallen [[Heavy]] recovers health whilst simultaneously satisfying your hunger.
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| − | *Barry Burton of [[Resident Evil]] is addicted to these, as he constantly [[Family Guy|reminds]] [[Jill Valentine]] of the time she almost was turned into a "Jill Sandwich." He also has tendencies to find many of these delicious morsels along his pathway ([[No]] doubt from many fallen [[Heavy|Heavies]].), as seen in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TanzdOC_1ag this poop.]
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| − | *[[Spiderman]] loves having rubber glove sandwiches. What bad taste.
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| − | *Some might say that Heavy's sandviches have [[bad]] [[Magic Drugs|magic drugs]] in them, which could explain why Scout and [[Soldier]] wanted him to not eat the sandvich in this here video. | |
| − | *When [[Heavy]] found out about the "[[Scout]] [[M. Bison|Is]] [[Delicious]]!" had over 120 video responces, it [[Magic Drugs|magically]] rained Sandviches. | |
| − | *A popular variation of a sandvich among [[ass]]holes is a nice, [['50s|greasy]] [[Tepig|pork]] sandvich, which is often served in a dirty [[ash]]tray.
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| − | *The characters in the movie "Bad Santa" would like to fix you some sandwiches.
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| − | *[[Pickle Surprise]] [[no|is sort of advertising their special sandwiches for you to eat.]]
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| − | *Absolutely anything can be put on a sandwich. Whether it will taste good or not depends on what it is. For example, [[This Key]] would not make a good sandwich, while vegemite would.
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| − | *In an episode of South Park, a turd sandwich debated against a giant douche.
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| − | *[[Bubs]] has an ice cream truck that sells sammiches.
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| − | *[[Scout|I...EAT...YOUR...SANDWICHES! I EAT 'EM ALL!]]
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| − | **If you eat [[pancake]]s, the Scout will throw in 20 sandviches absolutely free.
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| − | **<i>Get that sandwich outa your pie-hole and listen up, maggots!</i>
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| − | *[[Krystal]] can't enjoy her sandvich. :(
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| − | *[["Weird Al" Yankovic]] takes all of his sandwiches with mayonnaise.
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| − | *Sandviches have been a staple for us since 70 B.C., when Rabbi Hillel put fruits, nuts, and honey on matzah [[bread]], this sparked the Arabs to [[Sex|stuff meat]] in Pita [[bread]], and Europeans to put [[cheese]] on their [[bread]].
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| − | **But the sandvich did not get its name until the [[Bakura|Earl of Sandvich]] ate one at a gambling table at [[Coney Island Disco Palace]].
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| − | ==See also==
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| − | *[[Cheeseburger]]
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| − | [[Category:Team Fortress 2]] | |
| − | [[Category:Video Game Characters]]
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