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Robotnik's Emporium

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Example.jpgRobotnik's Emporium is a business run by none other than the notorius and overweight Link Dr. Robotnik. Robtnik's Emporium was mainly established to ship and develop bombs, but has also been known to ship firecrackers and instruction books. The motto of Robotnik's Emporium is "Devastation, destruction and demoliton." This is used to mislead one into thinking that Robotnik is a villian, but it is common knowledge that he helps nice people. The Link Robotnik Express also stops there regularly, occasionally demoshiling the place and creating a massive explosion. When it's not in shambles however, the place is wuite lovely and has some excellent interior design. Business hours are 12:00 P.M. through 12:03 P.M. Tuesdays, 8:42 A.M. through 10:26 Thursdays and Saturdays, open all day Wednesdays, closed for the third friday of every year, and hours change simultaneously during the month of February.



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