Editing Reggie Fils-Aime

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{{CharBox
|name=Reginald "Reggie" Fils-Aime
|image=Reggie.jpg
|caption=HIS BODY IS READY
|sex=Male
|nationality=American
|occupation=President and Chief Operating Officer of Nintendo of America
}}

===Description===
Reginald "Reggie" Fils-Aime has the most ready body in the video game industry. Prepared to play Wii Fit at all times, Reggie's body has been trained to perfection from his year of living in the Bronx. His body is always Reggie for the extremes of the Wii Fit. Don't judge the Regginator on his exterior though, because deep down inside, he's about more than just kickin' ass, takin' names, and makin' games. He's got a wife and kids that he protects and keeps safe on the Eastside of Seattle while he directs the Reggielution on the homefront. With the threat of another E3 dawning on Reggie each year, Reggie's ready to kick Phil Harrison's ass, eat a Kinect whole, cure AIDS with the Wii U, prove PSN is the cause of global warming, find a secret entrance into the 3DS, and have a Guinness and mushroom pizza with Shigeru Miyamoto.

===Likes===
*His body
{{VidCaption|2Gc5cuekQto|Reggie's Earth-shattering announcement}}
*Every Nintendo system ever made
*Wii Fit
*[[Nintendo]]
*ESA
*Satoru Iwata
*Shigeru Miyamoto
*Kickin' [[Ass]]
*Takin' Names
*Makin' Games

===Dislikes===
*[[Sony]]
*[[Microsoft]]
*[[Xbox 360]]
*[[Playstation 3]]
*PSP
*Phil Harrison
*Matt Casamassina

===Quotes===
[[Image:Reggie Purple Pikmin.png|thumb|Reggie's feeling that he was a purple Pikmin turned out to have drastic side effects later]]
{{poopquote|Reggie|My name is Reggie. I'm about kickin' ass, I'm about takin' names, and we're about makin' games}}
{{poopquote|Reggie|Don't make me do it. I'll take your name.}}
{{poopquote|Reggie|Mr. Iwata, perhaps this year I can just take the names and you can kick the....you know...}}
{{poopquote|Reggie|My name is Reggie, and I, am happy}}
[[Image:Reggie 2.jpg|thumb|Reggie after looking himself up on Chewiki]]
{{poopquote|Reggie|My body is ready!}}
{{poopquote|Reggie|Mario sees himself in Nintendo DS, and he feels like flying.}}
{{poopquote|Reggie|That's Sony's issue, not my problem.}}
{{poopquote|Reggie|Wii Fit is IT}}
{{poopquote|Reggie|Matt said [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon|Zelda won't be epic]] [[Link: The Faces of Evil|without voices.]]I remember the last time Matt made a critically acclaimed game. It was called the Mailbag.}}
{{poopquote|Reggie|Whats wrong with you?}}
{{poopquote|Reggie|I feel like a purple Pikmin}}
{{poopquote|Reggie|I heard some of you laughing. [[No|Don't try and deny it.]] I heard you.}}
{{poopquote|Reggie|Yes, my body was ready...}}
{{poopquote|Reggie|Good job Bill, you didn't die this time}}
{{poopquote|Reggie|After Wii and Mii, you can probably guess how we spelled it.}}
{{poopquote|Reggie|I was going to have Bill Trinen introduce this, but he's been so busy talking up his Japanese skills, that I decided he must want to spend more time in Japan. So that's where I sent him. It'll be awhile before he comes back.}}
{{poopquote|Reggie|Bill, get your body ready, we need to get a move on with this Nintendo Direct... You cannot escape me Bill.}}

===Trivia===
[[Image:Ninbody.jpg|thumb|left|Yep.]]
*HIS BODY IS READY.
*HIS BODY IS REGGIE.
*Also known as the "Regginator".
*He leads a resistance movement called the "Reggielution".
*He knows the Wii Fit is IT and isn't afraid to talk shit.
*Was born in the [[New York|Bronx]], yet his parents were from Haitian descent.
*He's worked at Pizza Hut, Guinness, Raleigh (Nottingham), and Panda Management Co., so Reggie can make a damn fine Chinese Beer Pizza while riding a bicycle, and don't you forget it.
*He'll take your name, [[:Category:Thieves|steal your identity]], [[:Category:Ninjas|break into your house]], and [[Magic|turn your Xbox 360 into a Wii-U.]]
*He kicked Phil Harrison's ass before that guy at Nintendo's Keynote told him to.
*Buys video games like he buys his cars.
*Hidden camera footage of [[Dopply]]'s apartment shows Reggie appearing behind [[Dopply]] in the form of a picture and changing is position rapidly, proving Reggie's supernatural abilities.
*Once quit his job at Nintendo in order to train himself for the Nintendo World Championships. In the meantime, Reggie hired his son Tanner as the new President of Nintendo.
*Reggie once deported translator Bill Trinen to [[Japan]] for talking down Reggie's Japanese skills.
*When Bill Trinen returned for a Nintendo Direct in 2013 Reggie trapped him in an elevator.
*When Reggie found out that Tanner could speak Japanese, he fired Bill Trinen immediately.
*His favourite song is "Nobody Move, Nobody Get Hurt" by We Are Scientists.
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