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*[[Heavy Weapons Guy]] | *[[Heavy Weapons Guy]] | ||
*[[Scratch]] - Sucked [[Robotnik]]'s [[Pingas]]. | *[[Scratch]] - Sucked [[Robotnik]]'s [[Pingas]]. | ||
| − | *[[Hank Hill]] - To a vice president. However, he | + | *[[Hank Hill]] - To a vice president. However, he ended up getting demoted for saying that he loved [[Dr. Robotnik]]. |
*[[Joseph Stalin]] - Was the only one who got it by force. | *[[Joseph Stalin]] - Was the only one who got it by force. | ||
*[[Coconuts]] (However, he is constantly demoted back to janitor.) | *[[Coconuts]] (However, he is constantly demoted back to janitor.) | ||
*[[Team Rocket]] (It took a whole decade to be promoted, though...) | *[[Team Rocket]] (It took a whole decade to be promoted, though...) | ||
| − | *[[GiromCalica]] - Gave [[Robotnik]] [[Pingas]]-shaped gold from Antamok, Philippines, which took him [[I.M. Meen (character)|A HUNDRED YEARS]] to dig. | + | *[[GiromCalica]] - Gave [[Robotnik]] [[Pingas]] - shaped gold from Antamok, Philippines, which took him [[I.M. Meen (character)|A HUNDRED YEARS]] to dig. |
| − | *[[Gay Luigi]] - Became a secretary. Was demoted after requesting [[gay]] [[sex]] | + | *[[Gay Luigi]] - Became a secretary. Was demoted after requesting for [[gay]] [[sex]] |
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==How to Get a Promotion== | ==How to Get a Promotion== | ||
*<s>Capturing [[Tails]]</s> - Will just get you demoted for not catching Sonic as well. | *<s>Capturing [[Tails]]</s> - Will just get you demoted for not catching Sonic as well. | ||
*<s>[[Spy]]ing on [[Professor Von Schlemmer]]</s> Will just get you demoted for not stealing his invention. | *<s>[[Spy]]ing on [[Professor Von Schlemmer]]</s> Will just get you demoted for not stealing his invention. | ||
| − | *Say "PROMOTION", grab the word from above your head, put it on your chest | + | *Say "PROMOTION", grab the word from above your head, put it on your chest and it will materialize as a gold medal. |
*Sucking [[Robotnik]]'s [[pingas]] - Ooooohhhhh, that's [[good]]. | *Sucking [[Robotnik]]'s [[pingas]] - Ooooohhhhh, that's [[good]]. | ||
*<s>Capturing [[Sonic]]</s> - Nobody has done that yet. | *<s>Capturing [[Sonic]]</s> - Nobody has done that yet. | ||
| + | *Spying on [[Rarity]] | ||
[[Category: YouTube Poop One-liners]] | [[Category: YouTube Poop One-liners]] | ||
