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{{Food}} | {{Food}} | ||
[[Image:Pizza.jpg|thumb|right|[[Viacom|Someone]] attempting to steal your pizza.]] | [[Image:Pizza.jpg|thumb|right|[[Viacom|Someone]] attempting to steal your pizza.]] | ||
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[[Image:Ept sports nba experts-914656833-1242654241.jpg|thumb|right|Even [[:Category:Basketball Players|professional basketball players]] indulge in pizza every once in a while.]] | [[Image:Ept sports nba experts-914656833-1242654241.jpg|thumb|right|Even [[:Category:Basketball Players|professional basketball players]] indulge in pizza every once in a while.]] | ||
| + | <I>"Whoa... [[Spider-Man|he]] stole [[Spider-Man|that guy's]] '''pizzas'''!!" - Some [[African]]</I> | ||
| − | + | Pizza is [[Bowser's Sour Puss Bread|bread]] covered with [[Lamp Oil|oils]], herbs, [[Cum|sauce]], and [[cheese]]. Being not as popular as [[spaghetti]] in YouTube Poop, it lurks in places like Pizza Hut in hopes that [[You|someone]] will eat it. | |
| − | + | Outside of YouTube Poop, pizza is a very popular food. | |
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==People Who Eat Pizza== | ==People Who Eat Pizza== | ||
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***The [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]] | ***The [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]] | ||
**[[Chicago]]ans | **[[Chicago]]ans | ||
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*The [[Japanese]] | *The [[Japanese]] | ||
**The Nyanki/[[Samurai Pizza Cats]] | **The Nyanki/[[Samurai Pizza Cats]] | ||
| + | ***[[Speedy Cerviche]] | ||
| + | ***[[Guido Anchovy]] | ||
| + | ***[[Polly Esther]] | ||
**[[Yoshi]] | **[[Yoshi]] | ||
*[[Italy|Italians]] | *[[Italy|Italians]] | ||
| − | ** | + | **[[Falco Lombardi]] |
**[[Punch-Out!!|Pizza Pasta]] (Hell, that's actually a part of his first name.) | **[[Punch-Out!!|Pizza Pasta]] (Hell, that's actually a part of his first name.) | ||
*[[M. Bison]] | *[[M. Bison]] | ||
| − | *Froggo | + | *[[Froggo]] |
*[[Dr. Robotnik]] | *[[Dr. Robotnik]] | ||
*[[Nostalgia Critic]] | *[[Nostalgia Critic]] | ||
*[[King Harkinian]] | *[[King Harkinian]] | ||
| − | *King Hippo ([[Hell]], he'd eat anything that's [[delicious|edible.]]) | + | *[[King Hippo]] ([[Hell]], he'd eat anything that's [[delicious|edible.]]) |
*[[D.W. Read]] | *[[D.W. Read]] | ||
*[[Wario]] | *[[Wario]] | ||
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*[[Tom, The Crazy Chocolate Guy|Tom]] (But only with a [[Soda|drink]].) | *[[Tom, The Crazy Chocolate Guy|Tom]] (But only with a [[Soda|drink]].) | ||
*[[Waluigi]] (As long as there's stuff on there that still makes him skinny after eating.) | *[[Waluigi]] (As long as there's stuff on there that still makes him skinny after eating.) | ||
| − | *The Autobots (especially Optimus Prime and Bumblebee) | + | *The Autobots (especially [[Optimus Prime]] and [[Bumblebee]]) |
*[[Kirby]] | *[[Kirby]] | ||
| − | *Strong Bad (Unless it's cafeteria pizza, which he claims tastes like cardboard.) | + | *[[Strong Bad]] (Unless it's cafeteria pizza, which he claims tastes like cardboard.) |
*[[Steve]] [[Fox]] | *[[Steve]] [[Fox]] | ||
*Paul Phoenix | *Paul Phoenix | ||
*[[Hedo Turkoglu]] | *[[Hedo Turkoglu]] | ||
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==Toppings Commonly Found On A Pizza== | ==Toppings Commonly Found On A Pizza== | ||
*[[Cheese]] ([[M. Bison|Of Course!]]) | *[[Cheese]] ([[M. Bison|Of Course!]]) | ||
**Mozzarella Cheese | **Mozzarella Cheese | ||
| − | **Provolone Cheese (On occasion.) | + | **[[Rocky Balboa|Provolone]] Cheese (On occasion.) |
**Parmesan Cheese (Usually as a minor topping.) | **Parmesan Cheese (Usually as a minor topping.) | ||
**Provel Cheese (Though this is rare outside of St. Louis) | **Provel Cheese (Though this is rare outside of St. Louis) | ||
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*[[Sausage]] | *[[Sausage]] | ||
*[[Guido|Anchovies]] | *[[Guido|Anchovies]] | ||
| − | *Black Olives | + | *[[Africans|Black]] Olives |
*[[Garlic]] | *[[Garlic]] | ||
*[[Mushrooms]] | *[[Mushrooms]] | ||
*Various [[vegeta]]bles (actually fruits), such as tomatoes and peppers | *Various [[vegeta]]bles (actually fruits), such as tomatoes and peppers | ||
| − | *Pineapple (Arnold Schwarzenegger will [[Die|kill]] [[you]] if you get this topping on your pizza.) | + | *Pineapple ([[Arnold Schwarzenegger]] will [[Die|kill]] [[you]] if you get this topping on your pizza.) |
*[[Spy|Corn]] (Mainly in [[Japan]].) | *[[Spy|Corn]] (Mainly in [[Japan]].) | ||
*[[Eggs]] (Also in [[Japan]].) | *[[Eggs]] (Also in [[Japan]].) | ||
| + | *[[:Category:Cats|Cats]] (According to a [['70s]] Urban Legend from [[Japan|Tokyo]] about [[Piston Honda|a former samurai]] who owned a pizza parlour. One of the toppings at this parlour was cat.) | ||
| + | *[[Semen]] (if you're eating in the Red Light District). | ||
| + | *[[Shit]] (if you've been rude to the waiter). | ||
| + | *Spit (see shit). | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*Pizza is popular in many countries, especially the [[America|United States]]. | *Pizza is popular in many countries, especially the [[America|United States]]. | ||
*[[M. Bison]] approves of this food, due to the fact that it is [[delicious]]! | *[[M. Bison]] approves of this food, due to the fact that it is [[delicious]]! | ||
| − | **As do [[Yoshi]], [[Kirby]], [[King Harkinian]], and [[the Food Loving King]]. | + | **As do [[Yoshi]], [[Froggo]], [[Kirby]], [[King Hippo]], [[Bear Hugger]], [[King Harkinian]], and [[the Food Loving King]]. |
| − | *The [[Samurai Pizza Cats]] make pizzas for a living, when not fighting Big Cheese's mechas. | + | *The [[Samurai Pizza Cats]] make pizzas for a living, when not fighting [[Big Cheese]]'s mechas. |
*Do not let [[Viacom]] get their hands on [[you]]r own personal pan pizza. | *Do not let [[Viacom]] get their hands on [[you]]r own personal pan pizza. | ||
*[[Gwonam]] owned a pizzeria once. It failed because both [[King Harkinian]] and [[M. Bison]] did not find the pizza [[delicious]]. | *[[Gwonam]] owned a pizzeria once. It failed because both [[King Harkinian]] and [[M. Bison]] did not find the pizza [[delicious]]. | ||
| − | *Marshall Law made pizza for Steve and Paul. The secret ingredient was laxatives. | + | *Pizza-la-kun is a psychotic [[Nazi]] that is over-emotional. |
| + | [[Image:Chicago Style Pizza With Rich Tomato Topping.jpg|thumb|right|Here's some [[Chicago]]-style pizza.]] | ||
| + | *[[Marshall Law]] made pizza for Steve and Paul. The secret ingredient was laxatives. | ||
*At various points in time, [[McDonalds]] has test-marketed personal pizzas at their restaurants. Currently, though, only 2 locations still serve pizza: one in Florida and one in West Virginia. | *At various points in time, [[McDonalds]] has test-marketed personal pizzas at their restaurants. Currently, though, only 2 locations still serve pizza: one in Florida and one in West Virginia. | ||
*There are many ways to make pizzas, but the two styles that are considered the best are [[New York]]-style and [[Chicago]]-style (also called deep-dish pizza as a result of its deeper, dish-like construction). Which style are ''[[you]]''? | *There are many ways to make pizzas, but the two styles that are considered the best are [[New York]]-style and [[Chicago]]-style (also called deep-dish pizza as a result of its deeper, dish-like construction). Which style are ''[[you]]''? | ||
**On a side note, the worst style of pizza is St. Louis-style, which is essentially a cracker with [[shit]]ty sauce and Provel cheese (which is a combination of white Cheddar, Emmentaler, and Provolone cheeses), cut in to [[SpongeBob SquarePants (Character)|square]]s. | **On a side note, the worst style of pizza is St. Louis-style, which is essentially a cracker with [[shit]]ty sauce and Provel cheese (which is a combination of white Cheddar, Emmentaler, and Provolone cheeses), cut in to [[SpongeBob SquarePants (Character)|square]]s. | ||
| − | *Spider-Man used to be a pizza delivery man in | + | *[[Spider-Man]] used to be a pizza delivery man in Spider-Man 2. He is evidently embarrassed by this; when the [[Angry Video Game Nerd]] reminded him of his old profession, Spider-Man responded "I'm gonna fucking shove a pizza up your fucking ass!" |
| − | **It's especially notable when he heard | + | **It's especially notable when he heard an [[:Category:Africans|African]] say that Spider-Man stole his ''own'' '''pizzas'''!! |
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