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{{Food}} | {{Food}} | ||
− | + | Pizza is [[Bowser's Sour Puss Bread|bread]] covered with [[Lampoil|oils]], herbs, [[Cum|sauce]], and [[cheese]]. Being not as popular as [[Spaghetti]] in the YouTube poop, it lurks in places like Pizza Hut in hopes that [[You|someone]] will eat it. | |
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− | + | Outside of YouTube Poop, Pizza is a very popular food. | |
− | + | [[Image:Pizza.jpg|thumb|right|Someone attempting to steal your pizza.]] | |
− | + | {{VidCaption|5l82cTnHG5U|A [[90's Kid|'90s]] advert for Pizza Hut featuring Pizza Head and [[Engineer]] [[Steve]].}} | |
− | + | {{VidCaption|aZyYz_PwqpA|An advert for pizza from Japan. [[No|Yeah]], the pizza looks like [[shit]]. Notice the [[Hitler]] onion anywhere?}} | |
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==People Who Eat Pizza== | ==People Who Eat Pizza== | ||
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***All [[form]]s of [[Mario]]. | ***All [[form]]s of [[Mario]]. | ||
***All [[form]]s of [[Luigi]]. (Especially [[Mama Luigi]].) | ***All [[form]]s of [[Luigi]]. (Especially [[Mama Luigi]].) | ||
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*The [[Japanese]] | *The [[Japanese]] | ||
**The Nyanki/[[Samurai Pizza Cats]] | **The Nyanki/[[Samurai Pizza Cats]] | ||
− | **[[ | + | ***[[Speedy Cerviche]] |
+ | ***[[Guido Anchovy]] | ||
+ | ***[[Polly Esther]] | ||
*[[Italy|Italians]] | *[[Italy|Italians]] | ||
− | * | + | *[[Yoshi]] |
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*[[M. Bison]] | *[[M. Bison]] | ||
− | *Froggo | + | *[[Froggo]] |
*[[Dr. Robotnik]] | *[[Dr. Robotnik]] | ||
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*[[King Harkinian]] | *[[King Harkinian]] | ||
− | *King Hippo ([[Hell]], he'd eat anything that's [[delicious|edible.]]) | + | *The [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]] |
+ | *[[King Hippo]] ([[Hell]], he'd eat anything that's [[delicious|edible.]]) | ||
+ | *[[Punch Out!!|Pizza Pasta]] (Hell, that's actually a part of his first name.) | ||
*[[D.W. Read]] | *[[D.W. Read]] | ||
*[[Wario]] | *[[Wario]] | ||
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*[[Tom, The Crazy Chocolate Guy|Tom]] (But only with a [[Soda|drink]].) | *[[Tom, The Crazy Chocolate Guy|Tom]] (But only with a [[Soda|drink]].) | ||
*[[Waluigi]] (As long as there's stuff on there that still makes him skinny after eating.) | *[[Waluigi]] (As long as there's stuff on there that still makes him skinny after eating.) | ||
− | *The Autobots (especially Optimus Prime and Bumblebee) | + | *[[Falco Lombardi]] |
+ | *[[Mario Head]] | ||
+ | *The Autobots (especially [[Optimus Prime]] and [[Bumblebee]]) | ||
*[[Kirby]] | *[[Kirby]] | ||
− | *Strong Bad (Unless it's cafeteria pizza, which he claims tastes like cardboard.) | + | *[[Strong Bad]] (Unless it's cafeteria pizza, which he claims tastes like cardboard.) |
*[[Steve]] [[Fox]] | *[[Steve]] [[Fox]] | ||
*Paul Phoenix | *Paul Phoenix | ||
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==Toppings Commonly Found On A Pizza== | ==Toppings Commonly Found On A Pizza== | ||
*[[Cheese]] ([[M. Bison|Of Course!]]) | *[[Cheese]] ([[M. Bison|Of Course!]]) | ||
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*Pepperoni | *Pepperoni | ||
− | *[[Sausage]] | + | *[[PENIS|Sausage]] |
*[[Guido|Anchovies]] | *[[Guido|Anchovies]] | ||
− | *Black Olives | + | *[[Africans|Black]] Olives |
*[[Garlic]] | *[[Garlic]] | ||
*[[Mushrooms]] | *[[Mushrooms]] | ||
*Various [[vegeta]]bles (actually fruits), such as tomatoes and peppers | *Various [[vegeta]]bles (actually fruits), such as tomatoes and peppers | ||
− | *Pineapple (Arnold Schwarzenegger will [[Die|kill]] [[you]] if you get this topping on your pizza.) | + | *Pineapple ([[Arnold Schwarzenegger]] will [[Die|kill]] [[you]] if you get this topping on your pizza.) |
− | *[[ | + | *[[Rod Blagojevich|Corn]] (Mainly in [[Japan]].) |
*[[Eggs]] (Also in [[Japan]].) | *[[Eggs]] (Also in [[Japan]].) | ||
+ | *[[Samurai Pizza Cats|Cats]] (According to a '70s Urban Legend from [[Japan|Tokyo]] about [[Piston Honda|a former samurai]] who owned a pizza parlour. One of the toppings at this parlour was cat.) | ||
+ | *[[Semen]] (if you're eating in the Red Light District). | ||
+ | *[[Shit]] (if you've been rude to the waiter). | ||
+ | *Spit (see shit). | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
− | + | *There should only be 2 or 3 types of [[cheese]] on a pizza: Mozzarella, Provolone, and possibly Parmesan. [[No]] other cheeses should be put on a pizza, especially not cheddar. | |
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*Pizza is popular in many countries, especially the [[America|United States]]. | *Pizza is popular in many countries, especially the [[America|United States]]. | ||
*[[M. Bison]] approves of this food, due to the fact that it is [[delicious]]! | *[[M. Bison]] approves of this food, due to the fact that it is [[delicious]]! | ||
− | **As do [[Yoshi]], [[Kirby]], [[King | + | **As do [[Yoshi]], [[Froggo]], [[Kirby]], [[King Hippo]], [[Bear Hugger]], and [[King Harkinian]]. |
− | *The [[Samurai Pizza Cats]] make pizzas for a living, when not fighting Big Cheese's mechas. | + | *The [[Samurai Pizza Cats]] make pizzas for a living, when not fighting [[Big Cheese]]'s mechas. |
*Do not let [[Viacom]] get their hands on [[you]]r own personal pan pizza. | *Do not let [[Viacom]] get their hands on [[you]]r own personal pan pizza. | ||
*[[Gwonam]] owned a pizzeria once. It failed because both [[King Harkinian]] and [[M. Bison]] did not find the pizza [[delicious]]. | *[[Gwonam]] owned a pizzeria once. It failed because both [[King Harkinian]] and [[M. Bison]] did not find the pizza [[delicious]]. | ||
− | *Marshall Law made pizza for Steve and Paul. The secret ingredient was laxatives. | + | *Pizza-la-kun is a psychotic [[Nazi]] that is over-emotional. |
− | * | + | *[[Marshall Law]] made pizza for Steve and Paul. The secret ingredient was laxatives. |
− | + | *There's a [[McDonalds]] that makes pizza in Florida, as well as one that used to make personal pizza in North-Eastern [[Pennsylvania]]. [[Yes]], really. | |
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