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[[Image:Notfunny.png|thumb|right|250px|This is what you'll be like after seeing Pickle Surprise.]] | [[Image:Notfunny.png|thumb|right|250px|This is what you'll be like after seeing Pickle Surprise.]] | ||
[[Image:LUIGI_IS_AN_EMO.jpg|thumb|right|[[Emo Luigi]] after watching Pickle Surprise.]] | [[Image:LUIGI_IS_AN_EMO.jpg|thumb|right|[[Emo Luigi]] after watching Pickle Surprise.]] | ||
| − | Pickle Surprise is a Satanic Ritual that's so | + | Pickle Surprise is a Satanic Ritual that's so evil, even Satan himself doesn't like it. It involves some transvestites with some bad [[Dr. Rabbit|hygiene]] who met [[Obama|Osama]] Bin Laden in [[The Eighties|the '80s]]. He's there to teach them how to make some [[Sandvich|sandwich]] thing that, ironically doesn't have the [[PENIS|pickle]] in it at all. Pickle Surprise is probably the only thing weirder than Youtube Poop, but we can put and end to such blasphemy! [[Gay Luigi|AND YOU GOTTA HELP US!]] [[Fat Mario|IF YOU NEED INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO MAKE YOUTUBE POOP WEIRDER THAN PICKLE SUPRISE,]] USE PICKLE SUPRISE IN [[You|YOUR]] POOP TODAY!!! |
==How To Partake In The Ritual== | ==How To Partake In The Ritual== | ||
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Sightings of Pickle Surprise are rare, due to shortages in the kind of [[Magic Drugs|opium]] required for the ritual. However, Steve Erwin managed to capture this rare account of Pickle Surprise when he was looking for wild animals: | Sightings of Pickle Surprise are rare, due to shortages in the kind of [[Magic Drugs|opium]] required for the ritual. However, Steve Erwin managed to capture this rare account of Pickle Surprise when he was looking for wild animals: | ||
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If you ever come across one of these, remember: They're more afraid of you than you are of Satan. | If you ever come across one of these, remember: They're more afraid of you than you are of Satan. | ||
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*[[Linkara]]: "Crap in heaven, how much longer is this?! I HAET THIS VIDEO!! I HAET IT!!! ANTI-LIFE JUSTIFIES MY HATE!!! ANTI-LIFE JUSTIFIES MY HA-A-A-A-A-ATE*crying*!!!!!!!" | *[[Linkara]]: "Crap in heaven, how much longer is this?! I HAET THIS VIDEO!! I HAET IT!!! ANTI-LIFE JUSTIFIES MY HATE!!! ANTI-LIFE JUSTIFIES MY HA-A-A-A-A-ATE*crying*!!!!!!!" | ||
*[[Yoshi]]: "Waaaaaah?! (Translation: ''What'' the '''[[fuck]] is this?!''')" | *[[Yoshi]]: "Waaaaaah?! (Translation: ''What'' the '''[[fuck]] is this?!''')" | ||
| + | *[[Dry Bones]] "*Screech*! (Translation: [[Ganon|It Burns]]!)" | ||
| + | *[[Bowser Jr]].: "[[Mr. Burns|Excellent...]]" | ||
*[[Rod Blagojevich]]: I've watched this fucking thing and it's fucking golden!" | *[[Rod Blagojevich]]: I've watched this fucking thing and it's fucking golden!" | ||
| + | *[[ThatDudeInTheSuede]]: "GAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! [[I]] am unclean!!!" | ||
*[[Billy Mays]]: "HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR SUICIDE PUTTY! THE EASY WAY TO KILL [[You|YOU]]RSELF. SIMPLY KNEED TO ACTIVATE, APPLY, & [[DIE]]!!! *Uses it to kill himself.*" | *[[Billy Mays]]: "HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR SUICIDE PUTTY! THE EASY WAY TO KILL [[You|YOU]]RSELF. SIMPLY KNEED TO ACTIVATE, APPLY, & [[DIE]]!!! *Uses it to kill himself.*" | ||
*[[M. Bison]]:"This [[no|isn't]] [[delicious]]! *After watching it some more.* [[No|No! NO!!!]]" | *[[M. Bison]]:"This [[no|isn't]] [[delicious]]! *After watching it some more.* [[No|No! NO!!!]]" | ||
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*The Rabbids: "DAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" | *The Rabbids: "DAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" | ||
*[[Big Bill Hell's Cars]]: "Fuck You Pickle Surprise! [[You]]'re such as a stupid mother[[fuck]]er, you can SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY [[Ass|ASS!!]] Guaranteed!" | *[[Big Bill Hell's Cars]]: "Fuck You Pickle Surprise! [[You]]'re such as a stupid mother[[fuck]]er, you can SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY [[Ass|ASS!!]] Guaranteed!" | ||
| + | *[[Big Cheese]]: "Ohohoho KO~ON!" (He enjoys it [[Ganon|greatly.]]) | ||
*[[The Distressed Watcher|The Amazing Athiest/The Distressed Watcher:]] Excuse me for a moment... *insert scene of him vomiting in his toilet here*. | *[[The Distressed Watcher|The Amazing Athiest/The Distressed Watcher:]] Excuse me for a moment... *insert scene of him vomiting in his toilet here*. | ||
*[[Edd]]: [[Father's Garage|"FATHER'S GARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"]] | *[[Edd]]: [[Father's Garage|"FATHER'S GARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"]] | ||
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*[[The Food Loving King]]: I love my food, but WHY CAN'T YOU TALK LIKE THE REST OF US!?! MY EARS! MY EARS! MY EARS! MY EARS! | *[[The Food Loving King]]: I love my food, but WHY CAN'T YOU TALK LIKE THE REST OF US!?! MY EARS! MY EARS! MY EARS! MY EARS! | ||
*[[Xavier]]: I've got you trapped! (You trapped!) | *[[Xavier]]: I've got you trapped! (You trapped!) | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *Bali: Dad, why does that [[fuck]]ing woman have a green [[penis]]? |
| − | * | + | *[[Gay Luigi]]: ...'''We'll persuade em'''! |
| − | + | *[[Happy Tree Friends|Flippy]]: *Grabs an axe, goes to director's house, tries to ring [[Octorock|doorbell]], fails and throws axe away, hijacks a stealth [[bomb|bomber]] plane to destroy the studio, fails and gets [[die|killed]] by a [[pingas]] lightsaber thrown accidentally by [[Blue Koopa]]* | |
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===Strawberry Shortcut=== | ===Strawberry Shortcut=== | ||
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===Ookie Cookie=== | ===Ookie Cookie=== | ||
| − | After the 1980's ended, the Pickle Surprise and Strawberry Shortcut people ended up hiding away from the public due to the negative reception they each received. They kept on hiding and hiding until somewhere between 2006 and 2008, where [[Youtube]] be[[cum|came]] popular. The reason why they didn't air it any earlier is because they didn't have [[enough]] [[money]] to air it and they feared that some people would still remember it and go into another roid rage riot. Pickle Surprise and Strawberry Shortcut also got some new hair-do's, as well as some new friends such as the redneck who likes saying "Charlie Bit Me!", the Grandma of the redneck that has ''waaaaaaaay'' too many wrinkles that are colored black for some strange reason, [[two]] more pink-skinned male people who are bisexual instead of [[gay]], a person with a strange mannequin mask, and some bisexual gym naked men who are here for some strange reason. | + | After the 1980's ended, the Pickle Surprise and Strawberry Shortcut people ended up hiding away from the public due to the negative reception they each received. They kept on hiding and hiding until somewhere between 2006 and 2008, where [[Youtube]] be[[cum|came]] popular. The reason why they didn't air it any earlier is because they didn't have [[enough]] [[money]] to air it and they feared that some people would still remember it and go into another roid rage riot. Pickle Surprise and Strawberry Shortcut also got some new hair-do's, as well as some new friends such as the [[retard]]ed [[retard|redneck]] who likes saying "Charlie Bit Me!", the Grandma of the redneck that has ''waaaaaaaay'' too many wrinkles that are colored black for some strange reason, [[two]] more pink-skinned male people who are bisexual instead of [[gay]], a person with a strange mannequin mask, and some bisexual gym naked men who are here for some strange reason. |
The commercial began with the person with a manneqiun mask holding a giant animal cookie with sprinkles. Then, the typewriter lady reminds that it's a cookie... but it's [[no]]t just any cookie and that it's Ookie Cookie. Then it shows all the people from Pickle Surprise and Strawberry Shortcut, as well as the new people, appear in a montage of randomness. However, when the lady who said that it was a surprise in Pickle Surprise asks "Can [[I]] [[No|make it?]]", the man who had the pickle hat from Pickle Surprise and got a makeover says that [[you]] can and that it's easy. | The commercial began with the person with a manneqiun mask holding a giant animal cookie with sprinkles. Then, the typewriter lady reminds that it's a cookie... but it's [[no]]t just any cookie and that it's Ookie Cookie. Then it shows all the people from Pickle Surprise and Strawberry Shortcut, as well as the new people, appear in a montage of randomness. However, when the lady who said that it was a surprise in Pickle Surprise asks "Can [[I]] [[No|make it?]]", the man who had the pickle hat from Pickle Surprise and got a makeover says that [[you]] can and that it's easy. | ||
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[[Category:Sources - Commercials]] | [[Category:Sources - Commercials]] | ||
[[Category:Gay Characters]] | [[Category:Gay Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Retarded Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | ||
[[Category:Insane Characters]] | [[Category:Insane Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Transvestites]] | ||
[[Category:Monsters]] | [[Category:Monsters]] | ||
[[Category:Satanists]] | [[Category:Satanists]] | ||
