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Sightings of Pickle Surprise are rare, due to shortages in the kind of [[Magic Drugs|opium]] required for the ritual. However, Steve Erwin managed to capture this rare account of Pickle Surprise when he was looking for wild animals: | Sightings of Pickle Surprise are rare, due to shortages in the kind of [[Magic Drugs|opium]] required for the ritual. However, Steve Erwin managed to capture this rare account of Pickle Surprise when he was looking for wild animals: | ||
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If you ever come across one of these, remember: They're more afraid of you than you are of Satan. | If you ever come across one of these, remember: They're more afraid of you than you are of Satan. | ||
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===Ookie Cookie=== | ===Ookie Cookie=== | ||
| − | After the 1980's ended, the Pickle Surprise and Strawberry Shortcut people ended up hiding away from the public due to the negative reception they each received. They kept on hiding and hiding until somewhere between 2006 and 2008, where [[Youtube]] be[[cum|came]] popular. The reason why they didn't air it any earlier is because they didn't have [[enough]] [[money]] to air it and they feared that some people would still remember it and go into another roid rage riot. Pickle Surprise and Strawberry Shortcut also got some new hair-do's, as well as some new friends such as the redneck who likes saying "Charlie Bit Me!", the Grandma of the redneck that has ''waaaaaaaay'' too many wrinkles that are colored black for some strange reason, [[two]] more pink-skinned male people who are bisexual instead of [[gay]], a person with a strange mannequin mask, and some bisexual gym naked men who are here for some strange reason. | + | After the 1980's ended, the Pickle Surprise and Strawberry Shortcut people ended up hiding away from the public due to the negative reception they each received. They kept on hiding and hiding until somewhere between 2006 and 2008, where [[Youtube]] be[[cum|came]] popular. The reason why they didn't air it any earlier is because they didn't have [[enough]] [[money]] to air it and they feared that some people would still remember it and go into another roid rage riot. Pickle Surprise and Strawberry Shortcut also got some new hair-do's, as well as some new friends such as the [[retard]]ed [[retard|redneck]] who likes saying "Charlie Bit Me!", the Grandma of the redneck that has ''waaaaaaaay'' too many wrinkles that are colored black for some strange reason, [[two]] more pink-skinned male people who are bisexual instead of [[gay]], a person with a strange mannequin mask, and some bisexual gym naked men who are here for some strange reason. |
The commercial began with the person with a manneqiun mask holding a giant animal cookie with sprinkles. Then, the typewriter lady reminds that it's a cookie... but it's [[no]]t just any cookie and that it's Ookie Cookie. Then it shows all the people from Pickle Surprise and Strawberry Shortcut, as well as the new people, appear in a montage of randomness. However, when the lady who said that it was a surprise in Pickle Surprise asks "Can [[I]] [[No|make it?]]", the man who had the pickle hat from Pickle Surprise and got a makeover says that [[you]] can and that it's easy. | The commercial began with the person with a manneqiun mask holding a giant animal cookie with sprinkles. Then, the typewriter lady reminds that it's a cookie... but it's [[no]]t just any cookie and that it's Ookie Cookie. Then it shows all the people from Pickle Surprise and Strawberry Shortcut, as well as the new people, appear in a montage of randomness. However, when the lady who said that it was a surprise in Pickle Surprise asks "Can [[I]] [[No|make it?]]", the man who had the pickle hat from Pickle Surprise and got a makeover says that [[you]] can and that it's easy. | ||
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[[Category:Sources - Commercials]] | [[Category:Sources - Commercials]] | ||
[[Category:Gay Characters]] | [[Category:Gay Characters]] | ||
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[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | ||
[[Category:Insane Characters]] | [[Category:Insane Characters]] | ||
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[[Category:Monsters]] | [[Category:Monsters]] | ||
[[Category:Satanists]] | [[Category:Satanists]] | ||
