Editing Peter Griffin

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|age=40's
|nationality=Irish African-American Mexican (Really.)
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|cast=[[Family Guy|Seth MacFarlane]]
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Peter Griffin is a fat, retarded drunk who lives in a fictional town called Quahog in Rhode Island.  He is known to meet a lot of celebrities such as [[KISS|Gene Simmons]], [[Jason Voorhees|O.J Simpson]], [[Jesus Christ]], [[Adolf Hitler]], and many others. He is hated by most of his family because he is not rich and drinks way too much. 

He probably would have been a popular Youtube Poop character in the vein of [[SpongeBob SquarePants (Character)|Spongebob Squarepants]] if FOX was not so greedy.

==Family History==
Peter Griffin was born in [[Mexico]] when his mother Thelma went there for an abortion. However, she went into labor during the procedure, and smuggled him home to Providence, Rhode Island, where he spent his childhood. His father Francis Griffin was a Christian and he and wife raised Peter in the Roman Catholic faith. Strangely Peter noticed he's got an [[Irish]] biological father named [[Mickey Mouse|Mickey]] McFinnigan and visits McFinnigan for a "game of [[Booze|drink]]".

Peter has a lot of ancestors, however the most important ancestor is Nate Griffin, an [[African]] American slave from Virginia.

And if you want to kill the writer of this poor humour, don't blame us; kill Seth MacFarlane and/or the writers to Family Guy. It's not like you'd be doing a disservice to us.

==Likes==
*His friends, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe.
*A majority of his family.
*Beer
*TV
*[[Boobs|Boobies]]
*Blowjobs
*The 30 puppies he adopted without consequences.
*[[Kiss (band)|Kiss]] (Is a major fan of them.)
*Saying movie references from a certain period.
*Christianity
[[File:Tumblr lexzfqcKGs1qzaeks-1.gif|frame|He usually can be found in some sort of 80's music video that he may or may not like.]]
[[Image:rpeter.png|frame|Peter Griffin as he appears in real life.]]
[[Image:Peter griffin rapist.jpg|thumb|Well... yeah.]]
==Dislikes==
*Not having Surfin' Bird around him.
*Being tricked via switching normal signs with sexual signs.
*His recurring foe; the giant chicken he spars with.
*Being blind from eating nickels.
*The <!--freakin'-->FCC (For censoring his life once.)
*The [[English]] (For stealing a bar he normally hang out with his friends once.)
*Vomiting
*[[Homer Simpson|Not having beer around.]]
*[[Homer Simpson]]
*[[Stan Smith]]

==Jobs He Took==
Peter is well known for not being able to keep a job, and always having to get another. Some examples include:

*Toymaker
*Fisherman
*Salesman
*Singing cashier at [[Burger King]].
*President of a [[Magic drugs|tobacco]] company.
*Owner of a restaurant.
*Comedian at the White House.
*Worker for the Pawtucket Beer factory.
**The list just goes on.

==Trivia==
*He recently graduated from the [[4]]th grade.
*Apparently, he looks very sexy without his glasses.
*There are bacon bits in his blood. HOW!?
*He once turned the den into [[Pee-Wee Herman|Pee-Wee]]'s Playhouse.
*He is a descendant of Moses, [[:Category:Lawyers|Abraham Lincoln]], a black guy, and a brother of [[Adolf Hitler]].
*He can't speak [[Italy|Italian]] even when he's got a mustache.
**Despite this, he still makes Italians pissed off at what he's saying.
*Noobs of [[M.U.G.E.N.]] love seeing matches between him and [[Homer Simpson]].
*He thinks that [[no]] one wants to be [[Kiss (band)|Peter Criss]], including Peter Criss himself.
*He's an adult who likes watching [[SpongeBob SquarePants]].
*He once entertained [[George W. Bush]] at the White House. He got fired when he ended up a snowglobe of George's possesion.
*Was once forced to commit adultery in order to make his boss not commit suicide.
*His face once transformed into [[Hank Hill]] after picking up a cursed skull.

==Quotes==
[[Image:2pq6tcp.gif|frame|right|Peter, you cannot be serious.]]
* "Eheheheheheheheh."
* "What the [[Hell]]?!"
* "Roadhouse!"
* "I am [[no]]t [[you]]r dad! I am ''Electric Man!!''"
* "Don't point at [[me]], [[you]] jack[[ass]]!"
* "Eh, squizy! Babba-[[no]]-boop-bee?"
* "Oh my [[God]]! I'm [[African|black]]!"
* "Holy crip! He's a crapple!"
* "Heheheheh... [[Hank Hill|propane]]."
* "[[:Image:I'mLindaWertheimer.JPG|I'm]] [[retard|Linda Wertheimer]]."
* "Surfin' Bird is sex... gone!"
* "Don't think [[you]] all didn't have a motivemotivemotive. [[You]] ''all'' had a motivemotivemotive!"
* "[[Mama Luigi|That's Long John Peter to you, Porthole!]]" (Evil pirate laugh)
* "Bird, bird, bird-bird's the word! Oh, yeah, the bird, bird, bird, yeah, the bird-bird's the word!"
* "You know what really grinds my gears?"
* "Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? It's soooo freakiiin' gooood! Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? If you haven't, then I think you shoouuld!"
* "Ah! Ah! He said it! He said it!"
* "Testicles. That is all."
* "...Am I... am I supposed to conduct with my penis?"
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