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Old Spice
From Chewiki Archive - YouChew:
1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
Old Spice (also known as NegroTed's goldmine) is an american brand of male glooming products, who shows how many a black person can be. And no. It has nothing to do with rotten spice. There's various Old Spice adverts throughout the north american network, but the most populars (the most used by poopers), starring Terry Crews, shows how powerfull these deodorants are.
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Secondary Effects While Using Any Old Spice Product
- Mutated Arms;
- Talking Bellies;
- Screaming Tigers;
- Global Warming;
- Racism;
- Radioactive Boobs (if youre a woman);
- Mindfucked Ear Rape;
- Super Powers that can break flying texts, buildings and Swine Flu;
- Blowing Up Clocks;
Trivia
- Grover already made a commercial for Old Spice, but the results were exactly the opposite for him. Instead of being attacked and followed by sluts and whores, he was attracted by moths.
- Demoman uses Old Spice instead of bottles of alcohol to catch and kill Scout with a single shot;
