Editing NinjaCoachZ

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{{Pooperbox
|name=NinjaCoachZ
|image=Vaan.jpg|Hello, ladies.
|1stmade=Sonic and Robotnik at the Robolympics
|sources=''Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog'', ''Elite Beat Agents'', ''Homestar Runner'', various anime, ''Transformers''
|methods=[[Rape Rave]], [[Stutter Loop]], [[Stare Down]], [[Tech]]
|tech=[[Adobe Premiere]] Elements 7, Windows Movie Maker
|year=08
|realname=Magistrate Windsor
|sex=Male
|nationality=Canada
}}
==In Short==
He thinks he's Dr. Doom and that he can transform into a jet if he tries hard enough. What a jerk. At least he does a great jaerb pooping.

==History==
''Who can make me a jizz cocktail?''<br>
~NinjaCoachZ's first words after becoming wiki sysop.

[[Image:Teenage_Coach_Z.png|thumb|200px|NinjaCoachZ as a teenager. Really.]]
Now, how did I discover Youtube Poop? Well, first I went to a few Sonic fansites and learned about Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog. I then thought it looked interesting, so I went to Youtube to watch a few episodes, such as SSSSS Squad, Lovesick Sonic, Sonic Breakout (so far the most prolific episode to appear in my videos) and Robo-Ninjas. After doing that, I found a video called, "Robotnik on the Toilet." Intrigued by the title, I decided to click on it, but I was disappointed, it was a random garglemesh of Robotnik clips piled together and played in slow-motion! Then, I found "Robotnik Becomes Prime Minister", "Ganon is Mr. Bigglesworth", "The Birds of Koridai" and "Sonic Can't Play Baseball", among others. Still intrigued, I decided to search for more of these crazy videos, and that's how I ended up here.

Indeed, I have been lurking around since 2007, so long ago, I remember being devastated when Tenjic (one of my favourite poopers) was banned. And before WalrusGuy was popular. Then I finally decided to test out Windows Movie Maker and I made my first Youtube Poop in summer 2008. I use Adobe Premiere Elements now; much more reliable.

Although at first I used a more linear style of pooping, I was influenced by other poops such as "Meet the Artillery" "Robotnik Travels to Route 224" and "The Gradual Mental Traumatization of a Kids' Show Host". My style is much more crazy now, but I occasionally slip back into my old one for laughs.

Nowadays, my videos come much less frequently since I don't have as much free time and I can't install Adobe Premiere Elements on my laptop (doesn't recognize the serial number for whatever reason). However, though I can no longer guarantee releasing poops on weekdays, I get plenty of time to make new ones on weekends.

Hey cool, I made a collab. Awesome.

NinjaCoachZ is, as of 2010, on hiatus because Adobe Premiere Elements is a bitch. NinjaCoachZ then decided to pull out of the business to work on Behind the Voice Actors full-time.

As one can tell by his contribution history, he was kind of a dick from 2009 to 2011. He's mellowed out since then and is now a pretty okay guy. According to him, at least. Your results may vary.

===Copyright Issues===
One of his videos (''Mr. Bean's Christmas Extravaganza'') was removed due to copyright. Damn. Oh well, that poop wasn't exactly a classic anyway.

===First poop seen===
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcBe_DCsZFU Robotnik on the Toilet]

===Some favourites of his===
These are NinjaCoachZ's personal favourite YTPs that ''weren't'' made by himself.

* 6. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGuvA2MqI0g The Most Disappointing Breakfast I've Ever Had In My Entire Life] - [[Gallers]]
* 5. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgRUTAlu1-A Meet the Artillery] - [[electricthecheese]]
* 4. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIy4uH173wE Dr. Robotnik Becomes Prime Minister!] - [[Steg]]
* 3. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnyHsY9W1_A ARNOLD THE PIG RAPES EVERYONE] - [[ShreddaX]]
* 2. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B465yXd0cb4 NORMAN] - [[electricthecheese]]
* 1. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcBe_DCsZFU Robotnik on the Toilet] - [[SuperYoshi]]

===First poop made===
I forget the very first Youtube Poop I made, but the first one I posted was as mentioned above, ''Sonic and Robotnik at the Robolympics''. The earliest one made that I can think of is probably,
"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZZ6_frUKhg An Unnatural, Surreal Voyage into the Mind of NinjaCoachZ]."

The closest thing to a poop I ever made before that was a video making fun of the Naruto Revolution 2 trailer, but I never posted it because it was really just a test. And it sucked hard.

==Style==
Tends to shuffle around the order of the episode, etc. and edit it heavily. Most of my older poops were more linear and relied on a single episode/source. Generally, my poops are more "classic" and somewhat 2007/2008-ish, rather than being a flood of distortions.

===Preferred Sources===
*''[[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]''
*''[[Elite Beat Agents]]''
*''[[Funimation Update Quickie]]''
*''[[Street Fighter (game)]]''
*''[[Homestar Runner]]''
*''[[Hayate the Combat Butler]]''
*''[[Transformers]]''

===Preferred Methods===
*[[Stutter Loop]]
*[[Deja Vu]] (Sometimes includes callbacks to previous poops, such as "Somebody must have forgotten to lock the gate at the petting zoo!", Scott getting hit in the crotch or abused nearly every time he appears, etc.)
*[[Rape Rave]] (diminishing)
*[[Stare Down]] (occasionally)
*[[Tech]]

===Preferred Tech===
I used Windows Movie Maker for most of my earlier videos, currently using Adobe Premiere Elements as of my Bleach YTP. Audacity is used for some things like minor sound editing. Currently, Movie Maker is used for videos that require no effort, such as "The Youtube Poop New Year's Spectacular!"

==Likes==
*[[Street Fighter]]
*[[Transformers]]
*[[Tekken]]
*Discworld
*<s>[[Capcom]]</s>
*[[SNK]]
*[[Homestar Runner]]
*[[Chocolate]]
*[[PS3]]
*[[Wii]]
*[[Taco Bell]]
*[[Lesbians]]
*[[Final Fantasy]]
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
*[[Jizz In My Pants|The Lonely Island]]
*Lights (for those who don't know, a Canadian singer with an angelic voice)
*Buffy the Vampire Slayer

==Dislikes==
*Overly-long poops
*LittleKuriboh
*[[Twilight]]
*[[Lucky Star]], [[The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya]], and [[Azumanga Daioh]]. They just don't appeal to me.
*Some [[Sony Vegas]] poops, namely because ''everybody'' uses it.
*Yaoi
*Fangirls who look for shipping opportunities in everything.
*Poops titled "RANDOM ECKSDEE" or stuff like that.
*Mortal Kombat
*Street Fighter X Tekken

==Nicknames==
'''"NiggaCockZ."'''
~[[seanvol]] in the "corrupt the above username" thread on YouChew Poop.

'''"NinjaCouchZ."'''
~[[HMTcomp]] making a typo. Repeatedly.

'''"NCZ-san..."'''
~[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Talk:Transform_and_Roll_Out#.22Orgasmic.22_voice A user on the Transformers wiki.]

'''"(The) Coach."'''
~[[User:Crazy Luigi|Crazy Luigi]], mainly when I became a sysop.

==Reception==
[[Image:Squintytron.jpg|thumb|left|A YouTube user watching one of NinjaCoachZ's videos.]]
''Oh god yes, Limozeen. I love you now.''<br>
~[[GaryBusey]]

*Most of my videos have been received well, particularly my more recent videos. Generally, reception ranges between "decent" and "excellent". Socially, NinjaCoachZ does well on the forums and Chewiki.
*[[Emperor Ing]] enjoyed ''The Kite of Lourage''.
*[[Miss10]] said that ''Sonic and Robotnik at the Robolympics - HD Remix'' "wasn't bad for a long poop".
*[[RobochaoXX]] referred to one of my Chewiki articles ([[Dracula]]), as "easily the funniest article here".

===Criticism===
Not much, though (some self-criticism here) I tend to have some things go on a bit too long and some videos don't have good timing.

Once got flamed by a bunch of angry [[Twilight]] fans for criticizing a Twilight poop that consisted of nothing but replacing dialogue with overused Internet memes. Why thank you.

And I rant too much about [[Street Fighter|stuff]] [[Tekken|that]] [[Pokémon|I'm]] [[Sonic the Hedgehog|into]] [[Transformers|at the time]].

===Achievements===
*Is amazed his videos get any views at all.
*On February 8th, 2009, "Scratch's Hot, Sticky Fluids" became my most viewed poop with 1,000 views. It currently has over 15,000 views and they're still rising (though he sometimes wishes people watched his other, more creative videos instead, as he doesn't want to seem like a "one-hit wonder").
*First person to use the [[Funimation Update Quickie]], [[Street Fighter (game)]], [[Marvel Vs. Capcom 2]], [[Hayate the Combat Butler]], and [[Elite Beat Agents]] in a full poop.
*[[Boogidyboo]], [[ThisAccountIsClosed|RetardedAnimeParody]], [[IAMTRONBONNE]], [[DaftPunkYoshi]], [[SkyGuy16 (Triple sSs)|Triple sSs]], [[HotFriedSkadoosh]] and some other guys subscribed to me. Huttah!
*Has 100 subscribers.
*[[WalrusGuy]] favourited a video on my alt. By some coincidence, views of said video have skyrocketed. (Oh, what [[delicious]] irony that's involved.)
*15,000 views on "Scratch's Hot Sticky Fluids", 7,000 views on "Sonic Explains the Meaning of Life", 5,000 views on "Dr. Robotnik Teaches Kindergarten", and somehow got over 1,000 views on "Maria has a Nightmare!" and 2,000 for "The Worst Song Ever". Not sure how.
*Created the [[SNK]] Collab.

===Fans===
*[[Boogidyboo]]
*[[NewNikesMan]]
*[[SkyGuy16]]
*[[IAMTRONBONNE]]
*[[DaftPunkYoshi]]
*[[AmiralMachin]]
*[[HenoTalkie]]
*[[THISACCOUNTISCLOSED|RetardedAnimeParody]]
*Poopstation
*ytp4life
*[[Miss10]]

==Associates==
*[[KroboProductions]] (apparently my long lost father)
*HomestarCutie7 (first subscriber)
*Waldfield
*[[HenoTalkie]]
*Nobody else

===In Real Life===
*[[CoolKirby113]] (brother)

===Influenced by===
*[[Steg]]
*[[Deepercutt]]
*[[The Electric Cheese]]
*[[AbsoluteBillion]]
*[[Manwith10toes]]
*[[Temeku]]
*[[Gallers]]
*[[Tenjic]]

==Poop Listing==

===The Best of the Best===
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q587Rm9ySxI Sonic and Robotnik at the Robolympics] - November 8, 2008 - This is the first poop I uploaded; back in the old days when I first made it, I thought it was comedy genius, but now, after all my other videos have come and gone, it's not so funny anymore. It's still a classic though, and was my most viewed YTP video (with more than 1000 views!) Primary source: ''[[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' episode "Robolympics".
**[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDfSPEQbmO0] - The HD remake of this video, made with Adobe Premiere Elements. It's longer, but a vast improvement.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZZ6_frUKhg An Unnatural, Surreal Voyage into the Mind of NinjaCoachZ] - This was going to be my first CD-i poop, but I got bored after a while, mostly because CD-i has been done to death, so I threw in random clips with the flimsiest connection to anything at all and added a few jokes, so it was more akin to an older, more confusing poop. It's still one of my favourites, if only for the nostalgia factor and the fun I had making it.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOP1CQLkBFo Dr. Robotnik Flunks Dental School] - My first Youtube Poop using only Robotnik clips and some miscellaneous stuff. Short but not bad.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaatYpde8KI Scott has AIDS] - This is the second Youtube Poop I made with Adobe Premiere, and the first ever to entirely use clips from various Funimation anime and the Funimation Update Quickies. The feel of it was similar to "two YTPs in one", as it used two sources that did not blend together or interact with each other. Since deleted for not being that funny. Primary sources: 11/24/08 and 12/22/08 Funimation Update Quickies.
**[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM0XaB1JPIQ Funimation - Unrated Edition] - The sequel. One of my finest, definitely. Primary sources: Various Funimation Update Quickies.
***[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytkopI0rTEQ SCOTT AND HIS CHALKBOARD FETISH] - The threequel. Also available in [[widescreen]] and HD. Primary sources: Various Funimation Update Quickies.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd12unmZ4zQ The Worst Song Ever] - The first [[Elite Beat Agents]] poop in the world... hopefully. I was influenced to make it after watching some of [[ManWith10Toes]]' videos, so the editing is a bit more simple and random. I like it. Primary source: ''Elite Beat Agents'' stage 11 (La La).
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xDrcwFqY6U The Cheat Commandos' Enlightening Desert Adventure] - My first Homestar poop in a while. Not too bad, and I found a way to shoehorn [[Jizz In My Pants]] because I was dying to make a poop of it. Primary source: ''[[Homestar Runner]]'' episode "Cheat Command-O's".
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMlQyvI_sj4 Dr. Robotnik Teaches Kindergarten] - My third, longest and <s>best</s> next-best Robotnik poop. Not much else to say, although it's definitely a good one. Contains one of my favourite quotes in every poop video I've made: "Dinner in the morning is BREAKFAST!" Also banned in some countries. Primary source: Various ''Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog'' episodes.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9baSbUkEVkA ROBOTNIK EATS 300 POUNDS OF HAM] - My most recent and best Robotnik poop. Available in [[widescreen]] and HD. Primary source: Various ''Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog'' episodes.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U26blfgfH4 Owen Wilson VS Bruce Lee] - <s>The only Street Fighter ''game'' poop in the whole world.</s> Until YTPHaruko made one of Bison's teeth. Still, I was the first, right!? Primary source: ''Super Street Fighter II''.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWqdb44kZig Street Fighter IV: Special YTP Edition] - The first full-length poop made by me since ''The Kite of Lourage''. Also probably the first instance of nudity in any of my videos, from [[Chun-Li]] [[Yes|in the shower]]. Yes, I expect it to be flagged by some squeamish, easily-offended viewer but who cares. As tempting as it sounds, I recommend skipping this part because it ruins the pacing. Primary source: ''Street Fighter IV'' character trailer.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8fhfVJVx2A Shit Nihon Kikaku: SNK Collab] - I've entered several collabs in the past, but this is the first one I've created. Overall, a good batch of poops, although [[IAMTRONBONNE|some]][[YTPHaruko| people]] didn't send theirs in time. My entry was a poop of ''Samurai Shodown V''.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H0lKt7QV40 Wreck-Gar: Darer of Stupidity] - My first video to feature ''[[Transformers]] Animated'' as the main source. As you can guess by the title, it revolves around [[Wreck-Gar]] and is the first poop to do so. It has received positive response and remains one of my favourite videos. Primary source: ''Transformers Animated'' episode "Garbage In, Garbage Out".
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpIc007AMbM That Decepticon Dirty Bird Laserbeak ft. Ironhide and Carly] - And here's my first video to use the first ''Transformers'' cartoon as the main source. 4 minutes long, and contains a good deal of in-jokes. Despite the name, it is ''not'' a YTPMV; I merely picked the name because it was funny. Primary source: ''The Transformers'' episode "The Immobilizer".
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bRklWAqx4M Orson Welles Presents: Zacko the Clown and His Insane Posse] - My first poop to use Disney's ''The Suite Life on Deck'', containing an appearance by [[Orson Welles]]. The editing in this video is a step up from my usual fare at some parts, so there's something that makes it stand out. Orson Welles bookends it, and yes, the title is an [[Insane Clown Posse]] reference. Its creation is a semi-interesting story. It all started during a conversation between [[CoolKirby113|my brother]] and I...
::'''Me:''' I've been considering pooping a ton of things. [["Weird Al" Yankovic]]'s "Dare to be Stupid", that episode of ''The Suite Life on Deck'' where Zack becomes a clown...
::'''Him:''' Zacko the Clown. Now.
: Primary source: ''The Suite Life on Deck'' episode "Marriage 101".
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn_qcZM6fPk Bruticus Bubs Maximus] - Now this one has a troubled history. It began production in July 2009, and I got more than a minute's worth of footage done, but then I abandoned it for whatever reason. In May 2010, 10 months later, I revived it and finished it. It has a somewhat "mind-screwy" ending that I figured might be controversial (though funny because of how disconnected it is to the rest of the poop), so I uploaded an [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiJu_ZH7B7k alternate version] that removes that ending. It's not as funny, but someone out there probably likes it better that way. Primary source: ''[[Homestar Runner|Strong Bad Email]]'' "unnatural".
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWGj-7Jkoc8 The Life and Times of the Transformers - The Movie] - My first poop to use a movie as the main (and only!) source. I'd been planning it for a long time and upon discovering that hemanlovespancakes was hosting a movie collab decided that I might as well enter my planned poop for that collab. One of my favourite works, and also my last. <small>Fuck.</small> Primary source: ''The Transformers: The Movie.''

===All the Rest===
These videos either suck or I don't have anything special to say about them. Mostly the latter.

{| border="1"
!Name
!Date Uploaded
!Length
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur1IvdPU9Iw Kids, There's Nothing More Cool Than...]'''
|11-8-08
|1:33
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir8rGQmkE9w This is What Happens When I Get Bored]'''
|11-13-08
|1:23
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFYeldSFBk4 ROBOTNIK]'''
|11-22-08
|0:09
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx0pwAMPNGE Bobobo Pours Meat Tenderizer Down His Pants]'''
|11-27-08
|4:05
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFvK8rKYHIY Scratch's Hot, Sticky Fluids]'''
|12-15-08
|0:12
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPmdrwsgB7A Mr. Bean's Christmas Extravaganza]'''
|12-20-08
|0:51
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B20N7OD-unA Sonic Explains the Meaning of Life]'''
|12-23-08
|0:14
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqcj4NyN6jg Tite Kubo's Cornucopia of Craziness]'''
|12-26-08
|3:37
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfQG2wrrk8Q The Youtube Poop New Years' Celebration!]'''
|12-31-08
|0:30
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olfv_OsNmKM TENTEN PANDAWARD]'''
|1-16-09
|0:10
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwQhI1zYQKg Tropical Wheats]'''
|2-6-09
|0:51
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noH2CbbhSsg Andy Pandatelli is the worst announcer ever]'''
|2-10-09
|0:43
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBq-BK9XxjA Swedish Robotnik Goes to an Anime Convention]'''
|2-19-09
|0:56
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tlh_Kg4t9Fk Interesting]'''
|2-22-09
|0:07
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFc7NYqHu-U Joel comes out]'''
|2-23-09
|0:13
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKav0Fq0VS0 Robotnik and Dhalsim's Sexy Harem 3]'''
|2-24-09
|1:44
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi2weK6x7Xg Link is Pondering]'''
|3-1-09
|0:36
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RXN07kAL50 Me too]'''
|3-12-09
|0:09
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwcTXS9eHiM Maria has a Nightmare!]'''
|3-19-09
|0:46
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIc5qA8N00A STINKOMAN RECEIVES ETERNAL DAMNATION]'''
|4-1-09
|0:48
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b93xa_n4eHU reverse]'''
|4-16-09
|0:04
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3Mxk4VLsmA Diaries of the Scott]'''
|4-23-09
|0:48
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XMmTjlgGko Tatsumaki Senpukyaku]'''
|4-29-09
|0:09
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAv3jR-GniE The Kite of Lourage]'''
|5-17-09
|2:32
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3kBJIEp6_4 A bluehaired anime man pesters a masked luchador]'''
|6-21-09
|0:41
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfr6RuXz9Lo Ian has a seizure]'''
|9-7-09
|1:07
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdxghOE8GQ0 The Yipes and the Marcap]'''
|10-14-09
|0:46
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xSoqod3Kdo Street Fighter IV - Electric Boogaloo]
|12-22-09
|1:28
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI7_VVKnDwg Is this the end?]
|12-30-09
|0:04
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDo8eulw4us Jin goes to heaven]
|12-30-09
|1:16
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTAYpcIJnvo SOMEBODY MUST HAVE FORGOTTEN TO LOCK THE GATE AT THE PETTING ZOO]
|2-17-10
|2:59
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70oLe0J6M-8 Autobot and Decepticon Adventures - Trouble in Paradise!]
|6-1-10
|2:35
|}

===Collaborations===
NinjaCoachZ has contributed poops for the following collabs.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI2ryxuymog Delicious Crunchies You Eat In The Morning With Milk] - [[salmonberryclock]]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC1sjJaIsMg JOHNNY YONG BOSCH THE COLLAB] - [[YTPHaruko]]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_O89aHSiF0 Chewfag Girls Collab] - [[Feghoot]]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcYqBSzf3yc THE FORWARD REVERSE COLLAB] - [[shitstation3]]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrdCsqiKKIU Bad Poop Made Good Collab] - [[AmiralMachin]]
*[http://www.youchewpoop.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=68&t=57317 The Really Short Collab] - [[Gallers]] (The collab video was lost to copyright.)
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWMw_TngG-I The Foreign Language Collab] - [[SirMexican]]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feZmpP8YJYE The Movie Collab] - hemanlovepancakes

===Scrapped YTPs===
*Of course, not all of NinjaCoachZ's videos saw the light of day. Some were completed but never uploaded due to low quality or technical problems, and others were abandoned partway through due to lack of interest. Here are a few of his scrapped videos.
** Hikaru no Go YTP: A poop of Hikaru no Go. Scrapped due to me not having any decent ideas.
** Bobobo YTP 2: A YTP of the first Bobobo episode. Completed and rendered, but was deemed a failure and never uploaded. The intro was too long and had no gags, too many parts were unedited, and overall, it wasn't funny.
** Elite Beat Agents YTP: Various things intending to corrupt the Elite Beat Agents dancing to Canned Heat. Since APE doesn't support the audio for most of my EBA videos, was made with Windows Movie Maker, and as such, sucked. It was not completed, and "The Worst Song Ever" is a spiritual successor of sorts.
** Hayate the Combat Butler video: Let's just say it's hard to poop something that's only available in Japanese. This one was completed, and though I thought it was good, [[CoolKirby113]] didn't. Looking back on it, it was terrible, although one idea made its way into "NinjaCoachZ's 30th Video Spectacular".
** Two random videos: Two random videos in the style of "An Unnatural, Surreal Voyage into the Mind of NinjaCoachZ" and "This is What Happens When I Get Bored". They were awesome (the first in particular), and had some great ideas, but wouldn't save no matter how much garbage I cut for time. Sucks, because the first was <s>''epic''</s> great at the time, probably not so great at this time.
** Robotnik Teaches Kindergarten prototype: A Robotnik YTP that had a few ideas that were later used in "Dr. Robotnik Teaches Kindergarten", and a few that were axed altogether due to me not remembering them.
** Homestar Runner video: A YTP of various Homestar Runner toons which, again, wouldn't save. Not to be confused with my other ones.
** Street Fighter IV poop: Failed because it caused APE to lag. To compensate, a poop of ''Super Street Fighter II'' was made, entitled ''[[Ken Masters|Owen Wilson]] VS [[Fei Long|Bruce Lee]].''
** "Link Writes A Comic Book": This video was to be unlike any of my others; it would carry a full-length (3 minute) narrative revolving around Link writing a comic book, and though it [Link's comic] was successful, it made [[King Harkinian]] a laughingstock, causing him to go crazy, and Link finally using "monkey magic" to save them all. Though it was completed and even given a title, unspecified technical problems (which I am still unsure of today) prevented it from rendering properly, so it was never uploaded to YouTube. Of course, much of the sentence mixing was highly primitive due to it being made in Movie Maker, it had a few [[Paint Job]]s and some not very funny jokes, so I might have been doing my fans a ''small'' favor.
* An exception was the ''Scott has AIDS'' remake (now known as ''Diaries of the Scott''), which was forgotten for a while, then revived and used as an entry for [[AmiralMachin]]'s "Bad Poop Made Good" collab. There are some other poops I have made that have halted production and may or may not be revived.

==Trivia==
[[Image:Bounce.gif|thumb|150px|NinjaCoachZ is known for being a huge pervert.]]
*Procrastinates a lot on things. Collab entries and other such things included.
*Sometimes includes rejected ideas for poops in other poops.
*Formerly had a bunch of non-poop videos on his account, but as he matured as a pooper he either deleted them or moved them to an alternate account.
**Speaking of which, whatever happened to those alts anyway? Oh well.
*He was on TV three times as a child.
*[[Ruthie]] claims that he gets no attention because he's not female. This is more than likely true.
*He's also an administrator on the website "[http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/ Behind the Voice Actors]".
*Adam Young of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owl_City Owl City] [http://parliamentfeathers.tumblr.com/post/21912116977/the-q-a once linked to his upload of a Homestar Runner cartoon]. Not bad.
*Once met [[Todd Haberkorn]], presumably becoming one of the few poopers to actually meet a poop character IRL.
*He really hates Street Fighter X Tekken.

==External Links==
===Channel Links===
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/NinjaCoachZ Youtube Account]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/DJCoachZ Alternate account for music related stuff, abandoned until he actually does something with music]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/NinjaCoachZalt Other account]

===Other Links===
*[http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/ NinjaCoachZ's current domain]
*[http://www.cracked.com/ A website that has nothing to do with me, but is awesome anyway]
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