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{{Pooperbox
 
{{Pooperbox
 
|name=NinjaCoachZ
 
|name=NinjaCoachZ
 
|image=Vaan.jpg|Hello, ladies.
 
|image=Vaan.jpg|Hello, ladies.
 
|1stmade=Sonic and Robotnik at the Robolympics
 
|1stmade=Sonic and Robotnik at the Robolympics
|sources=''Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog'', ''Elite Beat Agents'', ''Homestar Runner'', ''Funimation Update/The Funimation Show'', various anime, ''Transformers''
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|sources=''Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog'', ''Elite Beat Agents'', ''Homestar Runner'', various anime, ''Transformers''
 
|methods=[[Rape Rave]], [[Stutter Loop]], [[Stare Down]], [[Tech]]
 
|methods=[[Rape Rave]], [[Stutter Loop]], [[Stare Down]], [[Tech]]
 
|tech=[[Adobe Premiere]] Elements 7, Windows Movie Maker
 
|tech=[[Adobe Premiere]] Elements 7, Windows Movie Maker
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==In Short==
 
==In Short==
He does a great jaerb pooping.
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He thinks he's Dr. Doom and that he can transform into a jet if he tries hard enough. What a jerk.
  
 
==History==
 
==History==
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NinjaCoachZ is, as of 2010, on hiatus because Adobe Premiere Elements is a bitch. NinjaCoachZ then decided to pull out of the business to work on Behind the Voice Actors full-time.
 
NinjaCoachZ is, as of 2010, on hiatus because Adobe Premiere Elements is a bitch. NinjaCoachZ then decided to pull out of the business to work on Behind the Voice Actors full-time.
 
As one can tell by his contribution history, he was kind of a dick from 2009 to 2011. He's mellowed out since then and is now a pretty okay guy. According to him, at least. Your results may vary.
 
  
 
===Copyright Issues===
 
===Copyright Issues===
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*[[Tekken]]
 
*[[Tekken]]
 
*Discworld
 
*Discworld
*<s>[[Capcom]]</s>
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*[[Capcom]]
*[[SNK]]
 
 
*[[Homestar Runner]]
 
*[[Homestar Runner]]
 
*[[Chocolate]]
 
*[[Chocolate]]
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*[[Taco Bell]]
 
*[[Taco Bell]]
 
*[[Lesbians]]
 
*[[Lesbians]]
*[[Final Fantasy]]
 
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
 
*[[Jizz In My Pants|The Lonely Island]]
 
*Lights (for those who don't know, a Canadian singer with an angelic voice)
 
*Buffy the Vampire Slayer
 
  
 
==Dislikes==
 
==Dislikes==
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*WalrusGuy's later videos (except for the one with Link getting a job at Gwonam's restaurant). On the other hand, his older videos and games/animations like "Saunich der Heijhaug" are good with me.
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*Fullmetal Alchemist
 
*Overly-long poops
 
*Overly-long poops
 
*LittleKuriboh
 
*LittleKuriboh
 
*[[Twilight]]
 
*[[Twilight]]
*[[Lucky Star]], [[The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya]], and [[Azumanga Daioh]]. They just don't appeal to me.
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*[[Lucky Star]], [[The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya]], and [[Azumanga Daioh]].
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*[[Ed, Edd, & Eddy]] (as a poop source, he can't stand it. He has not seen the show itself enough to judge it.)
 
*Some [[Sony Vegas]] poops, namely because ''everybody'' uses it.
 
*Some [[Sony Vegas]] poops, namely because ''everybody'' uses it.
 
*Yaoi
 
*Yaoi
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*Poops titled "RANDOM ECKSDEE" or stuff like that.
 
*Poops titled "RANDOM ECKSDEE" or stuff like that.
 
*Mortal Kombat
 
*Mortal Kombat
*Street Fighter X Tekken
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*His unluckiness
  
 
==Nicknames==
 
==Nicknames==
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===Criticism===
 
===Criticism===
Not much, though (some self-criticism here) I tend to have some things go on a bit too long and some videos don't have good timing.
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Not much, though (some self-criticism here) I tend to have some things go on a bit too long and some videos don't have good timing. Also, LittleKuriboh hates me. But he was the one who claimed that one of my videos "didn't qualify as a poop" despite having little familiarity with it, so I just laugh it off.
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Chewiki user [[Yoshit]] called me a "douchebag". I love you too, honey.
  
Once got flamed by a bunch of angry [[Twilight]] fans for criticizing a Twilight poop that consisted of nothing but replacing dialogue with overused Internet memes. Why thank you.
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Once got flamed by a bunch of angry [[Twilight]] fantards for criticizing a Twilight poop that consisted of nothing but replacing dialogue with overused Internet memes. Why thank you.
  
And I rant too much about [[Street Fighter|stuff]] [[Tekken|that]] [[Pokémon|I'm]] [[Sonic the Hedgehog|into]] [[Transformers|at the time]].
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And I rant too much about [[Street Fighter|stuff]] [[Tekken|that]] [[Pokémon|I'm]] [[Sonic the Hedgehog|into]] [[Transformers|at the time]]. This has been criticized [[User:Yoshit|by]] [[User:Crazy Luigi|some]].
  
 
===Achievements===
 
===Achievements===
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===The Best of the Best===
 
===The Best of the Best===
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q587Rm9ySxI Sonic and Robotnik at the Robolympics] - November 8, 2008 - This is the first poop I uploaded; back in the old days when I first made it, I thought it was comedy genius, but now, after all my other videos have come and gone, it's not so funny anymore. It's still a classic though, and was my most viewed YTP video for a time. Primary source: ''[[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' episode "Robolympics".
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q587Rm9ySxI Sonic and Robotnik at the Robolympics] - November 8, 2008 - This is the first poop I uploaded; back in the old days when I first made it, I thought it was comedy genius, but now, after all my other videos have come and gone, it's not so funny anymore. It's still a classic though, and was my most viewed YTP video (with more than 1000 views!) Primary source: ''[[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' episode "Robolympics".
 
**[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDfSPEQbmO0] - The HD remake of this video, made with Adobe Premiere Elements. It's longer, but a vast improvement.
 
**[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDfSPEQbmO0] - The HD remake of this video, made with Adobe Premiere Elements. It's longer, but a vast improvement.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZZ6_frUKhg An Unnatural, Surreal Voyage into the Mind of NinjaCoachZ] - This was going to be my first CD-i poop, but I got bored after a while because CD-i has been done to death. So instead, I threw in random clips with the flimsiest connection to anything at all and added a few jokes. It's still a personal favourite, if only for the nostalgia factor and the fun I had making it.
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZZ6_frUKhg An Unnatural, Surreal Voyage into the Mind of NinjaCoachZ] - This was going to be my first CD-i poop, but I got bored after a while, mostly because CD-i has been done to death, so I threw in random clips with the flimsiest connection to anything at all and added a few jokes, so it was more akin to an older, more confusing poop. It's still one of my favourites, if only for the nostalgia factor and the fun I had making it.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOP1CQLkBFo Dr. Robotnik Flunks Dental School] - My first Youtube Poop using only Robotnik clips and some miscellaneous stuff. Short but not bad.
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOP1CQLkBFo Dr. Robotnik Flunks Dental School] - My first Youtube Poop using only Robotnik clips and some miscellaneous stuff.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaatYpde8KI Scott has AIDS] - This is the second Youtube Poop I made with Adobe Premiere, and the first ever to entirely use clips from various Funimation anime and the Funimation Update Quickies. The feel of it was similar to "two YTPs in one", as it used two sources that did not blend together or interact with each other. Since deleted for not being that funny. Primary sources: 11/24/08 and 12/22/08 Funimation Update Quickies.
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaatYpde8KI Scott has AIDS] - This is the second Youtube Poop I made with Adobe Premiere, and the first ever to entirely use clips from various Funimation anime and the Funimation Update Quickies. The feel of it was similar to "two YTPs in one", as it used two sources that did not blend together or interact with each other. Primary sources: 11/24/08 and 12/22/08 Funimation Update Quickies.
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'''Note:''' Link is now broken; NinjaCoachZ has deleted the poop due to it being mediocre.
 
**[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM0XaB1JPIQ Funimation - Unrated Edition] - The sequel. One of my finest, definitely. Primary sources: Various Funimation Update Quickies.
 
**[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM0XaB1JPIQ Funimation - Unrated Edition] - The sequel. One of my finest, definitely. Primary sources: Various Funimation Update Quickies.
***[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytkopI0rTEQ SCOTT AND HIS CHALKBOARD FETISH] - The threequel. Also available in [[widescreen]] and HD. Primary sources: Various Funimation Update Quickies.
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***[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytkopI0rTEQ SCOTT AND HIS CHALKBOARD FETISH] - The threequel, which somehow manages to improve on both of them. Also available in [[widescreen]] and HD. Primary sources: Various Funimation Update Quickies.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd12unmZ4zQ The Worst Song Ever] - The first [[Elite Beat Agents]] poop in the world... hopefully. I was influenced to make it after watching some of [[ManWith10Toes]]' videos. I like it, but apparently people on Youtube don't. Can't win them all. Primary source: ''Elite Beat Agents'' stage 11 (La La).
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd12unmZ4zQ The Worst Song Ever] - The first [[Elite Beat Agents]] poop in the world... hopefully. I was influenced a lot by [[ManWith10Toes]]' videos, so the editing is a bit more simple and random. I like it. Primary source: ''Elite Beat Agents'' stage 11 (La La).
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xDrcwFqY6U The Cheat Commandos' Enlightening Desert Adventure] - My first Homestar poop in a while. Not too bad, and I found a way to shoehorn [[Jizz In My Pants]] because I was dying to make a poop of it. Primary source: ''[[Homestar Runner]]'' episode "Cheat Command-O's".
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xDrcwFqY6U The Cheat Commandos' Enlightening Desert Adventure] - My first Homestar poop in a while. Not too bad, and contains some use of [[Jizz In My Pants]]. Primary source: ''[[Homestar Runner]]'' episode "Cheat Command-O's".
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMlQyvI_sj4 Dr. Robotnik Teaches Kindergarten] - My third, longest and <s>best</s> next-best Robotnik poop. Not much else to say, although it's definitely a good one. Contains one of my favourite quotes in every poop video I've made: "Dinner in the morning is BREAKFAST!" Also banned in some countries and is my most viewed "proper" YTP. Primary source: Various ''Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog'' episodes.
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMlQyvI_sj4 Dr. Robotnik Teaches Kindergarten] - My third, longest and <s>best</s> next-best Robotnik poop. Not much else to say, although it's one of my finest, no doubt. Contains one of my favourite quotes in every poop video I've made: "Dinner in the morning is BREAKFAST!" Also banned in some countries. Primary source: Various ''Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog'' episodes.
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9baSbUkEVkA ROBOTNIK EATS 300 POUNDS OF HAM] - My most recent and best Robotnik poop. Available in [[widescreen]] and HD. Primary source: Various ''Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog'' episodes.
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9baSbUkEVkA ROBOTNIK EATS 300 POUNDS OF HAM] - My most recent and best Robotnik poop. Available in [[widescreen]] and HD. Primary source: Various ''Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog'' episodes.
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U26blfgfH4 Owen Wilson VS Bruce Lee] - <s>The only Street Fighter ''game'' poop in the whole world.</s> Until YTPHaruko made one of Bison's teeth. Still, I was the first, right!? Primary source: ''Super Street Fighter II''.
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U26blfgfH4 Owen Wilson VS Bruce Lee] - <s>The only Street Fighter ''game'' poop in the whole world.</s> Until YTPHaruko made one of Bison's teeth. Still, I was the first, right!? Primary source: ''Super Street Fighter II''.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWqdb44kZig Street Fighter IV: Special YTP Edition] - The first full-length poop made by me since ''The Kite of Lourage''. Also probably the first instance of nudity in any of my videos, from [[Chun-Li]] [[Yes|in the shower]]. Yes, I expect it to be flagged by some squeamish, easily-offended viewer but who cares. As tempting as it sounds, I recommend skipping this part because it ruins the pacing. Primary source: ''Street Fighter IV'' character trailer.
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWqdb44kZig Street Fighter IV: Special YTP Edition] - The first full-length poop made by me since ''The Kite of Lourage''. Also probably the first instance of nudity in any of my videos, from [[Chun-Li]] [[Yes|in the shower]]. Yes, I expect it to be flagged by some squeamish, easily-offended viewer but who cares. Primary source: ''Street Fighter IV'' character trailer.
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8fhfVJVx2A Shit Nihon Kikaku: SNK Collab] - I've entered several collabs in the past, but this is the first one I've created. Overall, a good batch of poops, although [[IAMTRONBONNE|some]][[YTPHaruko| people]] didn't send theirs in time. My entry was a poop of ''Samurai Shodown V''.
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8fhfVJVx2A Shit Nihon Kikaku: SNK Collab] - I've entered several collabs in the past, but this is the first one I've created. Overall, a good batch of poops, although [[IAMTRONBONNE|some]][[YTPHaruko| people]] didn't send theirs in time. My entry was a poop of ''Samurai Shodown V''.
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H0lKt7QV40 Wreck-Gar: Darer of Stupidity] - My first video to feature ''[[Transformers]] Animated'' as the main source. As you can guess by the title, it revolves around [[Wreck-Gar]] and is the first poop to do so. It has received positive response and remains one of my favourite videos. Primary source: ''Transformers Animated'' episode "Garbage In, Garbage Out".
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H0lKt7QV40 Wreck-Gar: Darer of Stupidity] - My first video to feature ''[[Transformers]] Animated'' as the main source. As you can guess by the title, it revolves around [[Wreck-Gar]] and is the first poop to do so. It has received positive response and remains one of my favourite videos. Primary source: ''Transformers Animated'' episode "Garbage In, Garbage Out".
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpIc007AMbM That Decepticon Dirty Bird Laserbeak ft. Ironhide and Carly] - And here's my first video to use the first ''Transformers'' cartoon as the main source. 4 minutes long, and contains a good deal of in-jokes. Despite the name, it is ''not'' a YTPMV; I merely picked the name because it was funny. Primary source: ''The Transformers'' episode "The Immobilizer".
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpIc007AMbM That Decepticon Dirty Bird Laserbeak ft. Ironhide and Carly] - And here's my first video to use the first ''Transformers'' cartoon as the main source. 4 minutes long, and contains a good deal of in-jokes. Despite the name, it is ''not'' a YTPMV; I merely picked the name because it was funny. Primary source: ''The Transformers'' episode "The Immobilizer".
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bRklWAqx4M Orson Welles Presents: Zacko the Clown and His Insane Posse] - My first poop to use Disney's ''The Suite Life on Deck'', containing an appearance by [[Orson Welles]]. The editing in this video is a step up from my usual fare at some parts, so there's something that makes it stand out. Orson Welles bookends it, and yes, the title is an [[Insane Clown Posse]] reference. Its creation is a semi-interesting story. It all started during a conversation between [[CoolKirby113|my brother]] and I...
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bRklWAqx4M Orson Welles Presents: Zacko the Clown and His Insane Posse] - My first poop to use Disney's ''The Suite Life on Deck'' and my first to contain an appearance by [[Orson Welles]]. The editing in this video is a step up from my usual fare at some parts, so there's something that makes it stand out. Orson Welles bookends it, and yes, the title is an [[Insane Clown Posse]] reference. Its creation is kind of funny. It all started during a conversation between [[CoolKirby113|my brother]] and I...
 
::'''Me:''' I've been considering pooping a ton of things. [["Weird Al" Yankovic]]'s "Dare to be Stupid", that episode of ''The Suite Life on Deck'' where Zack becomes a clown...
 
::'''Me:''' I've been considering pooping a ton of things. [["Weird Al" Yankovic]]'s "Dare to be Stupid", that episode of ''The Suite Life on Deck'' where Zack becomes a clown...
 
::'''Him:''' Zacko the Clown. Now.
 
::'''Him:''' Zacko the Clown. Now.
 
: Primary source: ''The Suite Life on Deck'' episode "Marriage 101".
 
: Primary source: ''The Suite Life on Deck'' episode "Marriage 101".
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn_qcZM6fPk Bruticus Bubs Maximus] - Now this one has a troubled history. It began production in July 2009, and I got more than a minute's worth of footage done, but then I abandoned it for whatever reason. In May 2010, 10 months later, I revived it and finished it. It has a somewhat "mind-screwy" ending that I figured might be controversial (though funny because of how disconnected it is to the rest of the poop), so I uploaded an [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiJu_ZH7B7k alternate version] that removes that ending. It's not as funny, but someone out there probably likes it better that way. Primary source: ''[[Homestar Runner|Strong Bad Email]]'' "unnatural".
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn_qcZM6fPk Bruticus Bubs Maximus] - Now this one has a troubled history. It began production in July 2009, and I got more than a minute's worth of footage done, but then I abandoned it for whatever reason. In May 2010, 10 months later, I revived it and finished it. It has a somewhat "mind-screwy" ending that I figured might be controversial (though funny because of how disconnected it is to the rest of the poop), so I uploaded an [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiJu_ZH7B7k alternate version] that removes that ending. Primary source: ''[[Homestar Runner|Strong Bad Email]]'' "unnatural".
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWGj-7Jkoc8 The Life and Times of the Transformers - The Movie] - My first poop to use a movie as the main (and only!) source. I'd been planning it for a long time and upon discovering that hemanlovespancakes was hosting a movie collab decided that I might as well enter my planned poop for that collab. One of my favourite works, <s>and also my last.</s> Primary source: ''The Transformers: The Movie.''
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWGj-7Jkoc8 The Life and Times of the Transformers - The Movie] - My first poop to use a movie as the main (and only!) source. I'd been planning it for a long time and upon discovering that hemanlovespancakes was hosting a movie collab decided that I might as well enter my planned poop for that collab. Despite it being a young one, I consider it an improvement over some of my older stuff. Also my last poop for the time being. <small>Fuck.</small> Primary source: ''The Transformers: The Movie.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfxL16miO6c The Day of NinjaCoachZ] - I came out of retirement to make a video commemorating the fifth anniversary of uploading ''Sonic and Robotnik at the Robolympics''. In addition to being nostalgia-based, using sources I used early on in my career such as Robotnik, Homestar Runner, The Funimation Update, and even CD-i, it also looks to the future with a healthy dose of new sources representing modern-day interests (or who I am now, if you wish to be melodramatic). Very proud of how it turned out--not bad for my first video in three and a half years. I was hoping to make the video, or at least parts of it, in WMM to increase the nostalgia, but I decided against it since the program was being unreliable and overall hard to use.
 
  
 
===All the Rest===
 
===All the Rest===
These videos are either awful or I don't have anything in particular to say about them. Mostly the latter.
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These videos either suck or I don't have anything special to say about them. Mostly the latter.
  
 
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*Formerly had a bunch of non-poop videos on his account, but as he matured as a pooper he either deleted them or moved them to an alternate account.
 
*Formerly had a bunch of non-poop videos on his account, but as he matured as a pooper he either deleted them or moved them to an alternate account.
 
**Speaking of which, whatever happened to those alts anyway? Oh well.
 
**Speaking of which, whatever happened to those alts anyway? Oh well.
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*Takes constructive criticism well. <small>I hope.</small>
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*He is [[Negima: Magister Negi Magi|lucky]] yet unlucky at the same time.
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*Fears downloading roms will get him [[Pimpsahoy|arrested.]]
 
*He was on TV three times as a child.
 
*He was on TV three times as a child.
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*If you see an arcade machine with "NCZ" on the scoreboards, that's him.
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*Is brown (i.e. partly white, partly black).
 
*[[Ruthie]] claims that he gets no attention because he's not female. This is more than likely true.
 
*[[Ruthie]] claims that he gets no attention because he's not female. This is more than likely true.
*He's also an administrator on the website "[http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/ Behind the Voice Actors]".
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*He's also a moderator on the website "[http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/ Behind the Voice Actors]" (why yes i do more than add transformer crap, quiet starscream).
*Adam Young of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owl_City Owl City] [http://parliamentfeathers.tumblr.com/post/21912116977/the-q-a once linked to his upload of a Homestar Runner cartoon]. Not bad.
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*He is literally ''obsessed'' with the Transformers. Seriously. Just trust me on this one.
*Once met [[Todd Haberkorn]], presumably becoming one of the few poopers to actually meet a poop character IRL.
 
*He really hates Street Fighter X Tekken.
 
  
 
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