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[[Image:Animetv-naruto.jpg|thumb|The main cast of Naruto, and one other guy who was part of the show for roughly eleven minutes.]]
 
[[Image:Animetv-naruto.jpg|thumb|The main cast of Naruto, and one other guy who was part of the show for roughly eleven minutes.]]
  
'''Naruto''' is a vastly popular manga and anime series created by Masashi Kishimoto. It concerns a colorful group of pajama-clad pubescents calling themselves "ninjas" who are assigned with protecting a hidden village of migrant [[Magic Drugs|pot]]-farmers from the outside authorities. Since its debut in 1999, it has garnered millions of fans worldwide, [http://www.tv.com/story/11008.html?cpage=2| and is at least partially responsible for the growing rate of adolescent suicides.]  
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'''Naruto''' is a vastly popular manga and anime series created by Masashi Kishimoto. It concerns a colorful group of pajama-clad pubescents who are assigned with protecting a hidden villiage of migrant pot-farmers from the outside authorities. Since its debut in 1999, it has garnered millions of fans worldwide, [http://www.tv.com/story/11008.html?cpage=2| and is at least partially responsible for the growing rate of adolescent suicides.]  
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==Plot Overview==
 
==Plot Overview==
The initial plotline of Naruto features the exploits of a twelve-year-old who intends to become village leader and his friends as they partake in a lighthearted romp through medical school. However, puberty sets in and they all start killing each other. Consequently, [[Sasuke Uchiha]], a poster boy for Linkin Park, comes across [[Orochimaru|a creepy snake man]] in the forest and gets bitten. Some 100 episodes later, he turns to [[Darth Vader|the Dark Side]] and the rest of the series revolves around Naruto whining about this.
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The initial plotline of Naruto features the exploits of a power-hungry twelve-year-old and his friends as they partake in lighthearted romp through medical school. However, puberty sets in and they all start killing each other. Consequently, [[Sasuke]] Uchiha, a poster boy for Linkin Park, comes across [[Micheal Jackson]] in the forest and is kidnapped, and the rest of the story's four-hundred episodes concern the attempts to save him before The Clap sets in.
  
At one point, an evil animal-kidnapping organization known as the Akatsuki makes an appearance, lead by Sasuke's brother, Itachi.  
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At one point, a kiddie-porn ring known as the Akatsuki makes an appearance, lead by Sasuke's brother, Itachi.  
  
===Media Information===
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===Media Infomation===
  
*1999-present
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*1999-Present
*[[Anime]], manga, [[Video Game|video games]].
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*[[Anime]], Manga, [[Video Game]].
*Created by Masashi Kishimoto
 
  
 
==Characters==
 
==Characters==
 
''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops''
 
''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops''
  
*[[Naruto Uzumaki]] - An immature kid in orange pajamas possessed by a Ninetales.
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*[[Naruto Uzumaki]](the immature kid possessed by a Ninetales)
*[[Sasuke Uchiha]] - The emo kid with duck hair.
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*[[Sasuke]] Uchiha(the emo)
**[[Slightly Pissed Off Sasuke]] - The emo kid with duck wings.
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*[[Slightly Pissed Off Sasuke]]
*Sakura Haruno - The pink haired girl. Despite hating Naruto's guts, he still has a crush on her.
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*Sakura Haruno
*Kakashi Hatake - That guy with the mask and the evil eye.
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*Kakashi Hatake
*Rock Lee - A bandaged kid who looks like [[Bruce Lee]].
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*Rock Lee(the guy with the bowl cut)
*[[Neji Hyuga]] - A pervert with no pupils.
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*[[Neji]](formerly known as Mama Neji)
*Might Guy - Totally not [[Bruce Lee]]. Honest!
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*Guy
*Shikamaru Nara - Some tired guy with a ponytail.
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*Shikamaru(the guy with the ponytail)
*Ino Yamanaka - The blonde girl with bandages instead of panties. Fan service!
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*Ino(the blonde bitch)
*Choji Akimichi - Some fat guy.
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*[[Fat|Choji]](the fatass)
*Shino Aburame - When your only friends are bugs, you know there's a problem.
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*Shino(the bug guy)
*[[Hinata Hyuga]] - A blue-haired girl with no pupils in her eyes. Neji's cousin.
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*[[Hinata]](the girl with no pupils in her eyes)
*Kiba Inuzuka - A [[furry]] who carries a tiny puppy in his hoodie.
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*[[Gaara]](the evil sand kid)
*[[Gaara]] - The evil sand kid with a gourd on his back.
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*[[Orochimaru]](the creepy faggot who likes snakes)
*[[Orochimaru]] - A creepy guy who <s>likes</s> loves [[PENIS|snakes]]. Unless they're [[Solid Snake|solid]], or liquid. Also looks suspiciously like post-80's [[Michael Jackson]].
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*[[Itachi]] Uchiha
*Itachi Uchiha - Sasuke's evil brother who gets all the fangirls.
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*Jiraiya(the old pervert)
*[[Kisame Hoshigaki]] - A shark man who loves cutting you to ribbons. Also Itachi's partner.
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*Kimimaro
*Jiraiya - An old pervert who's also a novelist.
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*Iruka
*Kimimaro - The shirtless guy who fights with his bones.
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*[[Princess Peach|That Chinese girl who's always stalking Neji and never does anything else]](Tenten)
*Iruka Umino - Naruto's former mentor. Stands out from everybody else by being brown.
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*Tsunade(the chick with huge jugs and a giant slug for a pet)
*[[Princess Peach|That Chinese girl who's always stalking Neji and never does anything else]] (AKA Tenten)
 
*Tsunade - The 50-year-old <s>slut</s> chick with huge [[Boobs|jugs]] and a giant slug for a pet. Also the fifth Hoka[[Gay|ge]].
 
*[[Tekken|Lars Alexandersson]] - Some Swedish guy with bizarre hair who appears in ''Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 2''. Someday, we may know more about him.
 
  
 
==Usage==
 
==Usage==
Often used by anime fanboys who have just noticed WMM. It is used primarily for making generic Anime Music Videos set to Linkin Park music. As a professional poop source, it is used frequently by anime poopers such as [[Tenjic]].
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Often used by anime fanboys who have just noticed WMM. It is used primarily for making generic Anime Music Videos set to Linkin' Park music. As a poop source, it is used infrequently.  
 
 
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==Often Used By==
 
==Often Used By==
*[[Tenjic]]
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*Anime fanboys
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*Anime fangirls
 
*[[UberPooper12]]
 
*[[UberPooper12]]
*[[JimPaladin]]
 
  
 
==Sometimes Used By==
 
==Sometimes Used By==
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*[[Tentor521]]
 
*[[Tentor521]]
 
*[[Feghoot]] (though he says the games are good)
 
*[[Feghoot]] (though he says the games are good)
*Many non-fans over the age of 12
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*Nearly everybody intelligent over the age of 12
 
 
==Trivia==
 
*Masashi Kishimoto, the series' creator, designed an alternate costume for Lars Alexandersson in ''[[Tekken]] 6''. Then he ended up crossing over into the Naruto series. Oh, the hilarity!
 
**And now Kakashi's outfit is an alternate costume for Lars in ''Street Fighter X Tekken''. [[Spy|Gentlemen,]] we have come full circle.
 
*Has spawned five movies.
 
*The Naruto fighting games for GameCube, [[Wii]], and PS2 are better than the show itself.
 
 
 
==Main Source for Poopers==
 
*[http://www.freewebs.com/tumsta/naruto.htm Anime Covenant]
 
 
 
[[Category:Anime]]
 

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