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Mushrooms are fungi that feed off of decomposed plants. You can often see them in grassy, wet areas with a lot of dead leaves. Eat only the mushrooms you find a stores, not in the wild, unless it is a morel. Some edible Mushrooms are used by [[Brock|Chefs]] for certain foods. In [[America|the United States]], the commonwealth of [[Pennsylvania]] is the leading mushroom producer.
Mushrooms are fungi that feed off of decomposed plants. You can often see them in grassy, wet areas with a lot of dead leaves. Eat only the mushrooms you find a stores, not in the wild, unless it is a morel or some types of [[Kirby|puffball]]. Some edible Mushrooms are used by [[Brock|Chefs]] for certain foods. In the [[America|United States]], the commonwealth of [[Pennsylvania]] is the leading mushroom producer, producing about 65% of American mushrooms, with mushroom production centralized in Kennett Square.
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[[Image:Mushroom.jpg|thumb|right|A Mario world 'shroom. Red mushrooms make you grow in size ([[Mario Kart|or gives speed boosts to your car]]), green give you an extra life, blue or black shrinks you, and gold gives you a lot of speed boosts for your [[Edsel|car]].]]
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In Mario's world, if [[Mario]] eats them, he becomes larger (not in that way, you [[Faggot]]!). [[Luigi]] also eats them.
[[Image:Mushroom2.jpg|thumb|200px|Is this mushroom poisonous, or will it get you high? Taste it and find out (If [[you]] already tried it, congratulations, you are now either sick, [[dead]], or [[Die|dying]], since this is a Fly [[Magic Drugs|Agaric]].]]
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Watch-out for poisonous mushrooms, though, as they can make you shrink. In the real world, they melt your liver and you die a slow painful death.
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Mushrooms are also used as a makeshift [[drug]] in some cases.
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[[Image:Mushroom.jpg|thumb|right|A Mario world 'shroom.]]
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[[Image:Mushroom2.jpg|thumb|200px|Is this mushroom poisonous, or will it get you high? Taste it and find out (If [[you]] already tried it, congratulations, you are now either sick, [[dead]], or [[Die|dying]], since this is a poisonous toadstool).]]
 
==Liked By==
 
==Liked By==
 
*[[Mario]]
 
*[[Mario]]
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*[[Yoshi]] (Yoshi loves all foods, though)
 
*[[Yoshi]] (Yoshi loves all foods, though)
 
*[[Brock|Chefs]]
 
*[[Brock|Chefs]]
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*[[User:TheMarxer|TheMarxer]] (there are a bunch of vividly colored mushrroms in his backyard. He likes them for no apparent reason, and not for drug purposes.)
 
*[[Gwonam|Some drug addicts]]
 
*[[Gwonam|Some drug addicts]]
  
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*[[Wario]]
 
*[[Wario]]
 
*[[Waluigi]]
 
*[[Waluigi]]
*[[Vice City|Vice Cops]]
 
  
 
==Badger, badger, badger,==
 
==Badger, badger, badger,==
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==More Info==
 
==More Info==
*There's a fungus among us.
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There's a fungus among us.
*In Mario's world, if [[Mario]] eats them, he becomes larger. [[Luigi]] also eats them.
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[[Image:Evilfungi.jpg|frame|left|There are fungi among us... and they want to kill you.]]
*Watch-out for poisonous mushrooms, though, as they can make you shrink. In the real world, they melt your liver and you die a slow painful death.
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*You can escape from [[The pit]] if you eat [[enough]] green mushrooms.
 
*Mushrooms are also used as a makeshift [[drug]] in some cases, usually as a replacement for Lysegic Acid Dithylimide, with [[Death|occasional disasterous consequences]].
 
*Certain types of [[bombs]] can create clouds that look like mushrooms.
 
*[[lolmushrooms|Mushrooms]] also used to be a mod on [[YouChew]]. Don't ask, just trust us.
 
*''[[Mario Mario|Trust the Fungus]].''
 
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Image:Evilfungi.jpg|There are fungi among us... and they want to kill you.
 
File:Mushroomhate.jpg|Not to be mistaken for [[penis]]es.</gallery>
 

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