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==Information== | ==Information== | ||
[[Image:Mousemickeyandmouseminnie.JPG|thumb|right|Mouse Mickey's hanging out with [[Mouse Minnie]] in their usual place.]] | [[Image:Mousemickeyandmouseminnie.JPG|thumb|right|Mouse Mickey's hanging out with [[Mouse Minnie]] in their usual place.]] | ||
| − | Despite popular belief, Mickey Mouse is still alive and breathing, and he | + | Despite popular belief, Mickey Mouse is still alive and breathing, and he definately is not Mouse Mickey. The Mouse Mickey is less powerful than his master the Duck Donald, but he can still kick your [[ass]]. In fact, he can beat everyone except for his master and the four gods here ([[God]], [[God Luigi]], [[God Rabbit]], & [[Satan]]). Unlike Duck Donald, he cannot be warded by playing [[the Beatles]] in super-slow motion. However, he does fear the [[Sinutab Skull of Death]]. Also, he likes talking to himself for some strange reason. But you cannot hear what he's saying at all because if you could, you would hear all the portals of Hell at once. |
==Signs That ''Mouse Mickey'' Is Coming!== | ==Signs That ''Mouse Mickey'' Is Coming!== | ||
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*You hear the [[birds]] singing when there's no birds around... at all. | *You hear the [[birds]] singing when there's no birds around... at all. | ||
*You first hear a cat screech, then hear the ship refueling sound from the Microsoft Pinball game, and finally hear strange (baby) laughter. | *You first hear a cat screech, then hear the ship refueling sound from the Microsoft Pinball game, and finally hear strange (baby) laughter. | ||
| − | *You see a statue (preferably one of the Archangel Michael) jump up, float around for a few seconds, | + | *You see a statue (preferably one of the Archangel Michael) jump up, float around for a few seconds, tnen go back to it's same spot. |
*Some babies are freestyle dancing to bad rap music while being next to a dog house with a soccer ball and a video of some freestyle dancer in the background. | *Some babies are freestyle dancing to bad rap music while being next to a dog house with a soccer ball and a video of some freestyle dancer in the background. | ||
*You see the [[Sinutab Skull of Death]] in the background (which makes him shit his pants). | *You see the [[Sinutab Skull of Death]] in the background (which makes him shit his pants). | ||
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*Screams of death are heard in your dojo while you're listening to bad Japanese music. | *Screams of death are heard in your dojo while you're listening to bad Japanese music. | ||
*You see an anthropomorphized cat riding a horse. It doesn't help when you hear a meow and a whinny in that order. | *You see an anthropomorphized cat riding a horse. It doesn't help when you hear a meow and a whinny in that order. | ||
| − | * | + | *Acousic guitars are being played in the Arctic. |
*Superman is trying to fly out of the Earth's atmosphere, but he can't get out. | *Superman is trying to fly out of the Earth's atmosphere, but he can't get out. | ||
*An airplane sound is heard in outer space. | *An airplane sound is heard in outer space. | ||
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*A green demon's wearing a space helmet, a UFO has sprouted arms, and Chinese words are found in the [[fire|flames]] of a rocket. | *A green demon's wearing a space helmet, a UFO has sprouted arms, and Chinese words are found in the [[fire|flames]] of a rocket. | ||
*A dog is floating and it then barks without you even seeing it. | *A dog is floating and it then barks without you even seeing it. | ||
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*[[Christians]] (Despite the fact that he'll marry Mouse Minnie in a Christian church.) | *[[Christians]] (Despite the fact that he'll marry Mouse Minnie in a Christian church.) | ||
*[[God]] | *[[God]] | ||
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*Other Gods | *Other Gods | ||
*Duck Donald (Secretly.) | *Duck Donald (Secretly.) | ||
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[[Category:Evil Characters]] | [[Category:Evil Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Powerful Characters]] | [[Category:Powerful Characters]] | ||
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[[Category:Mutants]] | [[Category:Mutants]] | ||
