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|cast=Gordon Masten (AoSMB3, SMW cartoon), [[Lemmy Koopa|Lan]][[Wendy O. Koopa|i Min]][[Larry Koopa|ella]] (New SMB [[Wii]]) | |cast=Gordon Masten (AoSMB3, SMW cartoon), [[Lemmy Koopa|Lan]][[Wendy O. Koopa|i Min]][[Larry Koopa|ella]] (New SMB [[Wii]]) | ||
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| − | Morton "Big Mouth" Koopa Jr. <s>is</s> was [[King Koopa|King]] [[Bowser]] [[King Koopa|Koopa's]] sixth child until he was disowned. | + | Morton "Big Mouth" Koopa Jr. (B. 1977) <s>is</s> was [[King Koopa|King]] [[Bowser]] [[King Koopa|Koopa's]] sixth child until he was disowned. |
It has also been proven that Big Mouth has Autism. | It has also been proven that Big Mouth has Autism. | ||
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As a young toddler, Morton often found himself being neglected in favour of his other siblings, which contributed to his hatred for everyone around him. At the age of 2, Morton discovered the band [[KISS]], when, while playing with [[King Koopa|his father's]] stereo, he pressed the 8-track tape of the album "Destroyer" in to the tape slot, causing it to play. He would soon figure out how to use the 8-track deck, and listened to the tape over and over. | As a young toddler, Morton often found himself being neglected in favour of his other siblings, which contributed to his hatred for everyone around him. At the age of 2, Morton discovered the band [[KISS]], when, while playing with [[King Koopa|his father's]] stereo, he pressed the 8-track tape of the album "Destroyer" in to the tape slot, causing it to play. He would soon figure out how to use the 8-track deck, and listened to the tape over and over. | ||
| − | Because of this exposure to music, Morton's vocabulary and ability to speak developed at a very early age, and, by the time he reached the age of 7, he had the vocabulary and articulation of | + | Because of this exposure to music, Morton's vocabulary and ability to speak developed at a very early age, and, by the time he reached the age of 7, he had the vocabulary and articulation of an attorney. |
| − | However, in between 1985 and | + | However, in between 1985 and 1995, due to his lack of desire to be with anyone else, Morton spent most of his time in his room, speaking in a mirror, eating cake, and listening to KISS. During this time, in 1986, Morton scrapped up enough coins and got Paul Stanley's signature makeup tatooed on his face, which he still has to this day. In 1987, he attempted suicide, by hanging himself, but this failed after Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Ace Frehley, and Peter Criss, via the Destroyer poster on his wall, talked him out of it (though the conversation was part of his imagination). |
| − | In 1995, Morton was banished from Dark Land. After this, he became a bodyguard for KISS, going to each concert, until 2000, when he took up a | + | In 1995, Morton was banished from Dark Land. After this, he became a bodyguard for KISS, going to each concert, until 2000, when he took up a job of preparing speeches for various [[:Category:Politicians|politicians]] on both sides of the political spectrum, a job he still has today. |
==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
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*He thinks that it's strange that's his name ends with Jr., yet [[Bowser Jr.]]'s names also ends in that, and his name is understandable for having a Jr. in there. Perhaps due to this oddity, Prima's strategy guide for New Super Mario Bros. Wii drops the Jr. from Morton's name. | *He thinks that it's strange that's his name ends with Jr., yet [[Bowser Jr.]]'s names also ends in that, and his name is understandable for having a Jr. in there. Perhaps due to this oddity, Prima's strategy guide for New Super Mario Bros. Wii drops the Jr. from Morton's name. | ||
**It's really Nintendo's fault; his name is a reference to "Morton Downey Jr". | **It's really Nintendo's fault; his name is a reference to "Morton Downey Jr". | ||
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[[Category:Characters - Appears in The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]] | [[Category:Characters - Appears in The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]] | ||
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Super Mario World]] | [[Category:Characters - Appears in Super Mario World]] | ||
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[[Category:Nintendo Characters]] | [[Category:Nintendo Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Koopalings]] | [[Category:Koopalings]] | ||
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