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'''Miles "Tails" Prower''' (real name ''Ami Mizuno'') is a female/male actor who [[Love|loves]] to hang around with [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and also a lesbian.
|name=Miles "Tails" Prower
 
|image=Classic modern tails small.jpg
 
|caption=Tails in both Classic and Modern forms.
 
|shows=Sonic the Hedgehog
 
|sex=Female
 
|age=8
 
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|occupation=Airplane pilot
 
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'''Miles "Tails" Prower'''is a two tailed fox to hang around with [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and eat chili dogs.
 
  
 
==Career==
 
==Career==
Her first appearance was in the game Sonic the Hedgehog 2.
 
  
She has appeared in every single Sonic game ever since, and every Sonic TV show (with the exception of Sonic Underground).
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Her first role was in [[Sailor Moon]] helping her lesbian friends and Makoto Kino (whom Tails had a crush on), however [[Tiertex]] sacked her for being in the red light district naked. So she moved to Sega and [[DiC]] has they were filming Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, but she needed a costume quick which she hand-made one. However DiC made Tails a male due to a mistranslation from Sega and during production of the 1st episode, her costume got stuck so she changed her name to Miles Prower. The audiences around the world loved the series and because of her intelligence, most people didn't know that she was a girl. However there were a few goofs in the series:
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*When Tails says "I'm Sorry", her boobs are shown.
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*Helping Sonic in a few episodes, even though the script says that Tails must be dumb.
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*The "I'm a girl" speech in the final episode topped it off. (even though the transportation gun had changed them to suit they're surrounding.)
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After the series, she appeared in every Sonic game in the making. 14 years later, she appeared in The Return of Greenback Koopa as the costume was stuck but after production the fox suit came off revealing her identity. As a response, Tiertex rehired her for a few Youtube Poops and gets to be a lesbian again.
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[[Image:Tailsgoof.png|right|thumb|160px|The goof scene revealing her identity in Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]
  
[[Image:Tailsgoof.png|right|thumb|160px|The goof scene revealing her identity in Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog.]]
 
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
*"HEY, LOOK! IT'S SONIC!"
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*HEY, LOOK! IT'S SONIC!
*"LOOK SONIC! IT'S SCRATCH AND GROUNDER!"
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*LOOK SONIC! IT'S SCRATCH AND GROUNDER!
*"SHADOW, LOOK OUT!"
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*SHADOW, LOOK OUT!
*"So how did you know that the emerald was a fake? (Because you just told [[Dr. Eggman|him]].)"
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*So how did you know that the emerald was a fake? (Because you just told [[Dr. Eggman|him]].)
*"[[Mama Luigi|That's ''Astronaut Tails'' to you, Sonic!]]"
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*That's ''Astronaut Tails'' to you, Sonic!
*"You know smoking is bad for you, right?"
 
[[Image:Tails smoking.jpg|thumb|right|Tails  and [[Grounder]] share a smoke.]]
 
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
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*Loves rubbing [[TREE|TREES]] and easily forgets telephone numbers.
 
*Loves rubbing [[TREE|TREES]] and easily forgets telephone numbers.
 
*Has OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder).
 
*Has OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder).
*She invented the Spindash.
 
 
*Once touched Sera the Cat Girl's breasts for love.
 
*Once touched Sera the Cat Girl's breasts for love.
*Has an evil clone known as [[Tails Doll]].
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*[[Robotnik]] shoved a toilet plunger up her ass in an underrated episode.
*[[Dr. Robotnik]] shoved a toilet plunger up her ass in an underrated episode.
 
 
*Easily confused with another Miles "Tails" Prower who is rumored to be friends with [[MrDrunkenFox]].
 
*Easily confused with another Miles "Tails" Prower who is rumored to be friends with [[MrDrunkenFox]].
 
*Wants to stay up and masturbate.
 
*Wants to stay up and masturbate.
 
*Usually humps a T.V. when she's horny.
 
*Usually humps a T.V. when she's horny.
*People think she's rape-able. It has been confirmed in a compilation of videos from the older Sonic games called "Tails Abuse" and other material.
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*People think she's rapeable. It has been confirmed in a compilation of videos from the older Sonic games called "Tails Abuse" and other material.
 
*Suffers from major indigestion and stomach problems.
 
*Suffers from major indigestion and stomach problems.
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*Her original human-Mercurian self is often mistaken with [[M10]] by [[Greenback Koopa]] due to his colourblindness.
 
*She was once [[Gay|gay]]-married to [[Krystal]] from the Star Fox series (post-Star Fox 64 days). Unfortunately for her, she got divorced in 2009 when both Tails and Krystal found out that they were cheating on each other (Krystal was cheating on Tails for [[Fox McCloud]], while Tails was cheating on Krystal for Fiona Fox).
 
*She was once [[Gay|gay]]-married to [[Krystal]] from the Star Fox series (post-Star Fox 64 days). Unfortunately for her, she got divorced in 2009 when both Tails and Krystal found out that they were cheating on each other (Krystal was cheating on Tails for [[Fox McCloud]], while Tails was cheating on Krystal for Fiona Fox).
 
*Is friends with Poison from ''Final Fight''. Neither is aware of the other's real gender.
 
*Is friends with Poison from ''Final Fight''. Neither is aware of the other's real gender.
*Hates Nintendo Power editor Chris Hoffman because he thinks (s)he's a mutant squirrel.
 
*Owns an [[Macintosh|Apple Lisa]], which she initially didn't know how to use, causing her to yell at it, until [[Sonic]] explained how to use it.
 
**Interestingly, this Apple Lisa runs [[Windows]] XP with the classic theme, has full flash capability, and is connected to the internet.
 
*Is astraphobic, or, in other words, has a fear of lightning.
 
*Once ate mud on accident.
 
*Has a larger appetite for chili dogs than Sonic.
 
*Is paying over 9,000 dollars a month for Toilet Insurance. She mindlessly bought this expensive and pointless plan from [[Billy Mays]], and is trying to cancel it.
 
  
[[Image:Fattails.jpg|frame|right|Who's [[fat]]?!]]
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[[Image:Fattails.jpg|frame|right|Who's [[Fat]]?!]]
 
[[Image:sidebar-tailssorry.jpg|thumb|left|Tails saying "I'm sorry" after damaging something.]]
 
[[Image:sidebar-tailssorry.jpg|thumb|left|Tails saying "I'm sorry" after damaging something.]]
 
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