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MarkieV101

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In brief

MarkieV101 is the self-proclaimed maker of the very first Powerpuff Girls poops, and with it has spawned a swarm of pancakes, gurgling, Bubbles, Robocop, and other assorted faggotry. In his spare time he likes to make scratch videos instead of Youtube Poops, which is rather contradictory to his work ethic of merging all available "pooping styles" together and watching the result from his copy of Windows Movie Maker.

He currently works for the empire of Homestar Runner, serving as a Commander for the battleship CRAPTACULAR.

History

First poops seen

  • Link faces of evil messup 2!!! - link
The first scratch video of any kind that Markie has ever watched, ever.
  • Live in Istanbul! - link
The so-called first Youtube Poop watched by Markie, on accident.
  • MAMA LUIGI IS A NUCLEAR WEAPON - link
The first Youtube Poop that Markie ever enjoyed, and the first of several that made him jump over the shark and onto the bandwagon.

Motion Pictures

The first ever Powerpuff Girls centric Youtube Poop until somebody stands up and claims it isn't so. (It has been used in poops before this but not PPG centric) In this heartwarming family classic Harold Smith challenges the Professor of Utonium in a pancake duel. The video upon release suffered terribly in the box office, but shortly became a groundbreaking hit due to the uncanny storytelling of Mark Panelo.
  • MOJO JOJOJOJOJOJO
Markie's second Powerpuff Girls Youtube Poop. Thanks to the success of his first, many were able to appreciate this film's plot (an incoherent one to say the least). This also marks the first time Markie uses the power of AIDS to convey such simple life lessons.
  • BUTTERCUP COSPLAYS TYRANNOSAURUS ALAN
Markie's third official Powerpuff Girls Youtube Poop. Critics say the author made it just to create an opening for a "CHOCOLATE RAIN" joke. Mark Panelo denied this and said that the jokes came naturally and that they weren't really planned out beforehand. Guest starring George the Volcano and Tyrannosaurus Alan.
  • ROBOTNIK DEMANDS AN END TO THIS FAGGOTRY
Markie's first major non-PPG Youtube Poop, nearly 7 minutes in width. Viewers noticed a different technique used - the abuse of inside jokes and overlapping voice recording without care of lip synchronization. This is also the first time Mark has ever used Bill O'Reilly and Fred Phelps in a Youtube Poop, displaying him as being flexible with different types of source media.
  • STUPID HAIRCUT DAY. HOW EXCITING!
The fourth in an endless trilogy or so of PPG poop. Blossom gets a haircut, fights a black Scottish Cyclops, becomes Buckethead, plays Team Fortress 2, and sets the city of hairpin turns ON FIRE - all in one sitting.

Other Stuff Worth Mentioning

  • YOU WHAT:
Markie's first ever submitted Youtube Poop, messing up personally his most awkward scene in the video game Kingdom Hearts II - the fight with Sora and Roxas.
YOU WHAT: SOURCE - a new and improved version of the original, with a formal introduction by Tweek of South Park fame. Mark considers this to be his most underrated Youtube Poop next to THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
  • THAT WAS UNDENIABLE PROOF THAT WE TOTALLY OWNED YOU LAMERS:
Markie's first Rape Rave. Includes Raving Rabbids and a complete non-sequitur.
  • THIS IS RIDICULOUS:
pt1 - Markie's first Kids Next Door Youtube Poop, coming in at below three minutes because his video editing software was crashing on his .avi files. In this film, the Delightful Children from the Down the Shove keep interrupting Nigel Uno, who starts to hallucinate about properly behaved children.
pt2 - was promised, but whether is is currently being worked on has not been stated by official sources.
  • Custom WMM Effects Rape Rave:
A video demonstrating some new techniques acquired by Mark Panelo from certain Windows Movie Maker sites. Guest appearances by Gwonam and Major Man.
  • Breakfast, thine name is Pickles
Markie's first Metalocalypse scratch video.
  • The Engineer's Practical Problems - September 14, 2007
Team Fortress 2 stuff, and the first TF2-related video Markie has ever made, just to beat the others to the punch in using the Engineer "Meet The Class" video. Most notable was the fact that the great TyrannosaurusReich gave it 4 stars.
  • Luigi outsmarts the bullet
Filler is filler. Very bad filler.
  • Luigi's Spaghetti Western - October 10, 2007
Original CD-i poop or laserdisc frenzy gone wrong?! THE CHOICE IS OURS! Starring Mad Dog McCree and his little pilgrim gunslinger SHERIFF friends. Was deleted about a week after its appearance on Youtube. It is currently in Markie's haven in dailymotion.

Style

Preferred Sources

  • Powerpuff Girls
  • Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
  • Metalocalypse
  • Codename: Kids Next Door
  • Team Fortress 2
  • Madden NFL
  • any video game moment that depicts something epic

Preferred Methods

  • Lock-up
  • Stare Down
  • Stutter Loop
  • Vanilla Surprise
  • Mysterious Zoom

Likes

  • Windows Movie Maker...at least when it doesn't crash every forty hours
  • Anime (only a selected few for so-called stand-out quality traits; isn't really into it anymore)
  • Robotnik when he isn't evil
  • Mashed Potatoes
  • Van Morrison
  • Gnarls Barkley
  • Psychology
  • Conrad Slater's wise words and stuff
  • Yoshimitsu
  • The Engineer

Dislikes

  • Robotnik when he's evil
  • Not having fancy video editing software
  • Konata Izumi buying sausage
  • When people dislike certain poopisms - he honestly doesn't care too much to like or hate methods except for Mountain Repetition (see also JezMM and Furnessly)
  • Harold Smith for not liking pancakes
  • Using raw Japanese anime with ENGLISH SUBS in scratch videos (he believes if you understood what was going on it would ruin the whole poop for you, JezMM being probably the only exception)
  • Reasons
  • Pocky

Reception

Criticism

Dumb as fuck.

Achievements

Besides the first Powerpuff Girl poop, no, sorry, this guy is not worth knowing. BACK AWAY

Associates

In Real Life

Online

Influences

Fans

Other Information

Trivia

  • The following usernames he will use: Markie, MarkieV101, BurninatorBoombox, BurnBox, mk_97
  • Is currently under a "neutral point of view" policy
  • Has successfully guessed what was for breakfast three times
  • Filipino-American, but nobody cares
  • FOR THE LAST TIME, HE'S NOT BUBBLES. GET OVER IT ALREADY.

Links

YTP Directory Listing