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[[Image:Cultist.PNG|thumb|Typical appearance of a cultist.]] | [[Image:Cultist.PNG|thumb|Typical appearance of a cultist.]] | ||
[[image:Licence.PNG|thumb|Stolen from a victim standing in a No-Parking zone.]] | [[image:Licence.PNG|thumb|Stolen from a victim standing in a No-Parking zone.]] | ||
| − | Law For Kids is an [[evil]] cult that currently dictates Arizona. The cult violently restricts | + | *Law For Kids is an [[evil]] cult that currently dictates Arizona. The cult violently restricts exploding officers, standing in a no parking zone and getting hurt. Offenders such as these usually end up having their driver's licenses revoked. |
| − | + | *They have magical teleportation abilities, warping cultists and cars (cleverly disguised as cops) to deal with anyone who ignores their rules. | |
| − | + | *These cultists can easily be identified with badly drawn guys in blue suits or nearly bald men. | |
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==The cultists don't allow:== | ==The cultists don't allow:== | ||
*Sitting on a bench during a crescent moon. | *Sitting on a bench during a crescent moon. | ||
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*Not mashing your pencil on paper. | *Not mashing your pencil on paper. | ||
*Driving through a green stoplight. | *Driving through a green stoplight. | ||
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*Fighting for self-defense. | *Fighting for self-defense. | ||
*Drinking sapphire blue liquids. | *Drinking sapphire blue liquids. | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*[[Robotnik]] has been harassed by Law For Kids many times. | *[[Robotnik]] has been harassed by Law For Kids many times. | ||
| − | *It's rumored that this cult is lead by either [[ | + | *It's rumored that this cult is lead by either [[Bill O'Reilly]] or [[Wario]]. This has yet to be confirmed. However, recent rumors have led it to be that neither one of them are the leaders of this group, but they are the vice presidents for the much greater enemy that the world has ever encountered. This greater power who controls this group is... [[User Talk:Crazy Luigi|Me]]!!! |
*They own nearly every driver's license in Arizona. | *They own nearly every driver's license in Arizona. | ||
| − | *Their only weakness is | + | *Their only weakness is eggs, which is very destructive to them. |
| − | *Want to destroy | + | *Their faces change occasionally, presumably to avoid lawsuit. |
| + | *They often need to go to the bathroom. | ||
| + | *Want to destroy Texas for [[no]] apparent reason whatsoever. | ||
*That guy in the picture is NOT [[Jesus Christ|Charles Emerson Winchester III]]! | *That guy in the picture is NOT [[Jesus Christ|Charles Emerson Winchester III]]! | ||
| − | *They do | + | *They occasionally burn crosses and wear hooded robes, like the [[KKK|Ku Klux Klan]], only they do it for just regular city folk and new people who [[cum|come]] to Arizona. |
| − | * | + | *Also, they want to beat up all illegal Mexicans who [[cum|come]] to the magical land of Arizona. |
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