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| − | + | [[Image:Cultist.PNG|thumb|typical appearance of an cultist.]] | |
| − | [[Image:Cultist.PNG|thumb| | + | *Law for Kids is an evil cult that currently dictates Arizona. The cult violently restricts exploding officers, standing in a no parking zone and getting hurt. Offenders such as these usually end up having their driver's licencences revoked. |
| − | + | *They have magical teleportation abillities, warping cultists and cars (cleverly disguised as cops) to deal with anyone who ignores their rules. | |
| − | Law | + | *These cultists can easily be indentified with badly drawn guys in blue suits or nearly blad men. |
| − | + | ==The cultist don't allow:== | |
| − | + | [[image:Licence.PNG|thumb|stolen from a victim standing in a no parking zone.]] | |
| − | + | *Sit on a bench on a cresent moon. | |
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*Standing in a parking zone. | *Standing in a parking zone. | ||
| − | *Displaying | + | *Displaying emotions. |
| − | *Spilling | + | *Spilling rootbeer in a sink. |
*Wearing grey shirts. | *Wearing grey shirts. | ||
| − | *Stealing | + | *Stealing an CD, rather then pirating it. |
| − | *Driving | + | *Driving an car whist drinking any substance. |
| − | * | + | *Posessing plastic bags filled with broccoli. |
| − | *People who don't drive. (They claim even they get in trouble.) | + | *People who don't drive.(They claim even they get in trouble.) |
*Using excessive punctuation. | *Using excessive punctuation. | ||
*Getting a black eye. | *Getting a black eye. | ||
*Not mashing your pencil on paper. | *Not mashing your pencil on paper. | ||
| − | *Driving | + | *Driving trough a green stoplight. |
| − | *Fighting for self- | + | *Disabled people |
| − | + | *Fighting for self-defence | |
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
| − | *[[Robotnik]] | + | *[[Robotnik]] have been harrased by Law for kids many times. |
| − | *It's | + | *It's rumoured this cult is lead by either [[Bill O'Reilly]] or [[Wario]]. This has yet to be confirmed. |
| − | *They own nearly every driver's | + | *They own nearly every driver's licence in Arizona. |
| − | *Their only weakness | + | *Their only weakness are eggs, which is very destructive to them. |
| − | * | + | *Their faces change ocasionally, presumably to avoid lawsuit. |
| − | + | *They often need to go to the bathroom. | |
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