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|name=Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa | |name=Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa | ||
|image=Gopherbash_0006.jpg | |image=Gopherbash_0006.jpg | ||
| − | |shows= | + | |shows=Super Mario World |
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|sex=Yes, please. | |sex=Yes, please. | ||
|noaddsex=yes | |noaddsex=yes | ||
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|occupation=Man-whore/Nazi | |occupation=Man-whore/Nazi | ||
|nationality= | |nationality= | ||
|cast=James Rankin (AoSMB3, SMW cartoon), [[Lemmy Koopa|Lan]][[Wendy O. Koopa|i Min]][[Morton Koopa Jr.|ella]] (New SMB [[Wii]]) | |cast=James Rankin (AoSMB3, SMW cartoon), [[Lemmy Koopa|Lan]][[Wendy O. Koopa|i Min]][[Morton Koopa Jr.|ella]] (New SMB [[Wii]]) | ||
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| + | '''Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa''' (B. 1973) is one of [[King Koopa]]'s sons. | ||
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You know it's Larry if he's... | You know it's Larry if he's... | ||
| − | *Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall | + | * Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall |
| − | *Telling Monty Moles to stand there | + | * Telling Monty Moles to stand there |
| − | *Hanging out with a Koopa with a <s>pink</s> purple shell with sunglasses named [[Roy Koopa]]. | + | * Hanging out with a Koopa with a <s>pink</s> purple shell with sunglasses named [[Roy Koopa]]. |
| − | *He is a poseur | + | * He is a poseur |
| − | *His erection lasts more than 4 hours | + | * His erection lasts more than 4 hours |
| − | *Humping football players | + | * Humping football players |
| − | *Raping the floor | + | * Raping the floor |
| − | *Eavesdropping | + | * Eavesdropping |
| − | *Saying "[[Cum]]" over and over. | + | *Saying "[[Cum]]" over and over |
| − | * | + | {{VidCaption|4ZO-f0BKY3U|Larry's execution in his past life. Viewer discretion is advised, due to the nature of the video.}} |
| − | [[ | + | |
| − | [[ | + | == Trivia == |
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| + | *The cheatsy life is lots of fun. LOTS OF FUN. | ||
| + | *His cum apprently looks and feels like snow. | ||
| + | *He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven. | ||
| + | *He appears to have been working with [[Hitler|Adolf Hitler]]. | ||
| + | *He is the emperor of eavesdropping. | ||
| + | *Larry's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association). | ||
| + | *He has lung cancer and [[Prostate Cancer]], as well as bladder control problems. | ||
| + | *He is a reincarnated Hauptsturmführer (Captain) of the [[Nazi|SS]] that was hanged at the end of WWII by [[Polish]] [[soldier|troops]]. | ||
| + | *Is currently a follower of the [[Yoshi#Legal_Issues_.26_Politics|Yoshi regime]]. | ||
| + | *Owner of the Chillton Hotel, which is built in a mine full of ice. | ||
| + | *Has been accused of raping [[The Princess]] at his Koopa Hotel (The Chilton Hotel). But come on, who wouldn't want to rape her? | ||
| + | *He once saw his sister, [[Wendy O.]] having [[sex]] with [[Luigi|Casanova Koopa]]. He is currently in therapy because of it. | ||
| + | *His favourite cl[[ass]] in [[Team Fortress 2]] is the [[Spy]]. | ||
==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
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==Disliked By== | ==Disliked By== | ||
*Let's just say everyone else and call it a day | *Let's just say everyone else and call it a day | ||
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==Memorable Quotes== | ==Memorable Quotes== | ||
| − | *AT LAST! My time has | + | *IYAAAAAAAARGH! |
| + | *AT LAST! My time has [[Cum|CUM]]! | ||
*That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble. | *That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble. | ||
*I am the [[Spy|emperor of eavesdropping]]! | *I am the [[Spy|emperor of eavesdropping]]! | ||
| − | *Don't just help him! STAND THERE! | + | *[[Retard|Don't just help him! STAND THERE!]] |
*GET HIM DOWN!! NOW!!! | *GET HIM DOWN!! NOW!!! | ||
*You think those Dodos would've learned from me! | *You think those Dodos would've learned from me! | ||
| + | *...Dissiz Bahddurdan BAAHD-DAAHD! | ||
*The only way you guys are gonna save the egg is by shopping at the Koopamart! | *The only way you guys are gonna save the egg is by shopping at the Koopamart! | ||
*Take these prisoners to the dungeon, while we decide what to do with Mr. Koopa's Neighborhood. | *Take these prisoners to the dungeon, while we decide what to do with Mr. Koopa's Neighborhood. | ||
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[[Category:Royal Characters]] | [[Category:Royal Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Evil Characters]] | [[Category:Evil Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Dicks]] | [[Category:Dicks]] | ||
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