Editing Larry Koopa

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|sex=Yes, please.
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|dob={{Birth|1980}}
|occupation=Man-whore/Nazi
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|cast=James Rankin (AoSMB3, SMW cartoon), [[Lemmy Koopa|Lan]][[Wendy O. Koopa|i Min]][[Morton Koopa Jr.|ella]] (New SMB [[Wii]])
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'''Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa''' is one of [[King Koopa]]'s sons.


===Personality===
You know it's Larry if he's...

*Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall.
*Telling Monty Moles to stand there.
*Hanging out with a Koopa with a <s>pink</s> purple shell with sunglasses named [[Roy Koopa]].
*He is a poseur.
*His erection lasts more than 4 hours.
*Humping football players.
*Raping the floor.
*Eavesdropping
*Saying "[[Cum]]" over and over.
*Gushing about his shiny eyelids.
[[Image:1190422-larrykoopa_large-1-.jpg‎|thumb|Larry , after taking a little boy's last dime.]]
[[Image:Av-3230.gif|frame|right|Larry being stupid and happy.]]

==Dislikes==

*The Mario Brothers
*Hollywood
*John Lennon
*Some grandma
*[[The Princess]]
*The Cave People
*[[Bowser Jr]]
*[[Lemmy]]
*[[Communists]] (much to Lemmy's dismay)
*[[Jews]]
*Non-aryans
*The fact that he wasn't in any [[Mario]] sports game but Monty Mole was.

==Liked By==
*[[King Koopa]]
*[[Ludwig Von Koopa]]
*[[Adolf Hitler]]
*[[Fat|Benito Mussolini]]
*[[Nazi|The National Social German Worker's Party]]
*[[Captain Falcon|Shigeru Miyamoto]] [[enough]] to be in New Super Mario Bros. Wii.

==Disliked By==
*Let's just say everyone else and call it a day

== Trivia ==
*The cheatsy life is lots of fun. LOTS OF FUN.
*His cum apprently looks and feels like snow.
*He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven.
*He appears to have been working with [[Hitler|Adolf Hitler]].
*He is the Emperor of Eavesdropping, a title he obtained in 1984 at the age of 4, after the previous Emperor of Eavesdropping [[die]]d of unknown causes.
*Larry's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association).
*He has lung cancer and [[Prostate Cancer]], as well as bladder control problems.
*He is a reincarnated Hauptsturmführer (Captain) of the [[Nazi|SS]] that was hanged at the end of WWII by [[Polish]] [[soldier|troops]].
*Is currently a follower of the [[Yoshi#Legal_Issues_.26_Politics|Yoshi regime]].
**If the regime takes power, he shall have the position of First Lord of the Treasury.
*Owner of the Chillton Hotel, which is built in a mine full of ice. 
*Has been accused of raping [[The Princess]] at his Koopa Hotel (The Chilton Hotel). But come on, who wouldn't want to rape her?
*He once saw his sister, [[Wendy O.]] having [[sex]] with [[Luigi|Casanova Koopa]]. He is currently in therapy because of it.
*His favourite cl[[ass]] in [[Team Fortress 2]] is the [[Spy]].
*He can't tell the difference between [[Luigi]] and [[Weegee]].
*Owns the [[Mario Kart|Electrodrome]], an electronic dance club.
==Memorable Quotes==

*AT LAST! My time has come!
*That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble.
*I am the [[Spy|emperor of eavesdropping]]!
*Don't just help him! STAND THERE!
*GET HIM DOWN!! NOW!!!
*You think those Dodos would've learned from me!
*The only way you guys are gonna save the egg is by shopping at the Koopamart!
*Take these prisoners to the dungeon, while we decide what to do with Mr. Koopa's Neighborhood.
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