Steely Phil is a character from the classic cartoon show Hey Arnold. When he isn't training for Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiinese Checkers, he is dwelling on his old age and unfortunate lack of genetalia. His most hated quality is his laugh.
His greatest enemies are Robbie Fisher and Fred Phelps.
He gasps very often, to the discontent of others.
Although he is told often by his grandson Arnold that there is a shortcut, he will reply with a simple "No, no."
His favorite band is Steely Dan.