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*When provoked, he is capable of summoning the apocalypse. | *When provoked, he is capable of summoning the apocalypse. | ||
*Gorge is considered a suave ladies man among the bird population. | *Gorge is considered a suave ladies man among the bird population. | ||
Revision as of 13:53, 27 January 2008
This article is filed under Characters.
George Volcano is a massive puppet volcano that lives in Europe. He has suffered fifth-degree burns from a run-in with Link and does not wish to be disturbed. Apart from this, he is infact a gigantic, naturally evolved Volvic Vending Machine who has gone slightly insane over the millenia from having to serve people like Tyrannosaurus Alan his volcano rock juices. He is also a massive (literally) pervert and likes grabbing various things by the conkers. Is thought to be the horrific lovechild of Thrakkorzog and an unknown partner. Holds a grudge on Sora for accidentaly taking away his birds, and will get revenge by making a new mineral water maded of his blood and cum.
Cultural Heritage: Pacific?
Personality
He is extremely loud and obnoxious, known to bug travellers (usually Tyrannosaurus Alan) on a daily basis about various forms of Volvic. George has an unnatural obsession with his birds, often leading him to yell out "MY BIRDS!". Although George is often cool and collected, he is known to erupt from time to time. While he normally fills his water with Volcanicity (filtered through his handsome volcano rocks), he is occasionally known to put other things in his water such as twists, breakfast, cum, turds and bombs. Travellers must be wary to carefully inspect anything given by George before drinking it (despite the fact he will insist, sometimes to the point of violence, that you TRY SOME right away). Some fun facts about George;
- His volcano rocks are incredibly handsome.
- Life apparently grabs him by the conkers
- He is known to often say things he isn't supposed to.
- He is the third-loudest being in all of the universe, beaten only by Haruhi and Tidyup. The Oxy Clean Guy comes in behind him as a close fourth.
- When provoked, he is capable of summoning the apocalypse.
- Gorge is considered a suave ladies man among the bird population.
- Being completley immobile, George secretley wishes Tyrannosaurus Alan would just fuck off and stop bothering him.
- He is a pervert.
- Location: An Island in the Pacific Ocean, about 40 miles west of San Diego, California.
Quotes
- "I'm filling my water with Volcanicity!"
- "It grabs life by the conkers!"
- "I'll have you for BREAKFAST!"
- "Try Some!"
- "My Birds! Look; BIIIIIIIIIRDS!"
- "I'm the daddy NOOOOW!"
- "How DO you do it, Alan?!"
- "Well done to Revive!"
- "CUM on world!"
- "APPEASE ME WITH GIFTS AND SACRIFICES!" (a rare quote, only heard once)
- "DON'T FORGET TO LAUGH AT TYRANNOSAURUS ALAN'S TINY ARMS!" (another rare quote)
Links
http://www.volvic.co.uk/ -George's Secret Hideout
http://volcanogeorge.spaces.live.com/ -George's Blog
