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| + | Gandalf is an exceedingly old wizard from the far reaches of Middle-Earth. He makes his primary appearances in J. R. R. R. R. R. R. Tolkein's works of epic fantasy, and has been portrayed on-screen by several actors and voice actors. Gandalf has a profound [[fetish]] for hobbits and other short creatures. In order to cope with this fetish, he resorts to lacing their drinks and food[[stuff]]s with a variety of drugs, and taking them on "magical journeys" - presumably treks into isolation so he can then [[rape|sexually assault]] them. | ||
Revision as of 18:19, 19 October 2009
This article is filed under Characters.Gandalf is an exceedingly old wizard from the far reaches of Middle-Earth. He makes his primary appearances in J. R. R. R. R. R. R. Tolkein's works of epic fantasy, and has been portrayed on-screen by several actors and voice actors. Gandalf has a profound fetish for hobbits and other short creatures. In order to cope with this fetish, he resorts to lacing their drinks and foodstuffs with a variety of drugs, and taking them on "magical journeys" - presumably treks into isolation so he can then sexually assault them.
