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Eggs (たまご) are a nutritious yet (somewhat) [[Fat]]tening food that can be eaten boiled, scrambled, fried, [[Anti-Uctions|devil]]ed, or even poached.  They also bear some significance towards reproduction.
Eggs are a nutritious yet (somewhat) [[fat]]tening food that can be eaten boiled, scrambled, fried, [[Satan|devil]]ed, or even poached.  They also bear some significance towards [[sex|reproduction]].
 
  
[[Image:Main.jpg|frame|right|A picture of eggs!]]
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[[Image:Main.jpg|frame|right|a picture of eggs!]]
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==Characters Who Like Eggs!==
==Characters Who Like Eggs==
 
 
*[[Wizardheimer]]
 
*[[Wizardheimer]]
*[[Gaston]] (When he was a lad, he ate [[4]] dozen eggs every morning to help him get large. And now that he's grown he eats 5 dozen eggs so he's roughly the size of a baaaarrrrgggge-uh.)
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*[[Gaston McGwonam|Gaston]]
 
*The Cat In The Hat
 
*The Cat In The Hat
*Sam I Am
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*[[Chad Warden|Sam I Am]]
 
*That guy Sam I Am first annoys.
 
*That guy Sam I Am first annoys.
 
*[[Greenback Koopa]]
 
*[[Greenback Koopa]]
 
*[[Yoshi]]
 
*[[Yoshi]]
*[[List of Pokemon|Pokémon]]
 
 
*[[Fat Luigi]]
 
*[[Fat Luigi]]
*[[Dr. Robotnik]]
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*[[Robotnik]]
*Ozzy (Likes them so much that he often sings about them.)
 
*[[Shaquille O'Neal]] (He once said "[[no|Let's green egg and ham it!]]")
 
*[[Rocky Balboa]] (Drank a glass of raw eggs.)
 
*[[Dr. Eggman]]
 
*[[Larry Koopa|Larry]] and [[Roy Koopa]] (They like them scrambled.)
 
*Mr. Strong
 
*[[:Category:Characters - Australian|Percival McLeach]]
 
*Joanna the Goanna
 
*Daleks(or at least those living in their asylum)
 
*[[Hungry Pumkin]](but only when he asks for them)
 
  
==Characters Who HATE Eggs==
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==Characters Who HATE Eggs!==
[[File:Yoshiegg.jpg|frame|left|[[Yoshi]]'s Egg]]
 
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*[[Stone Luigi]]
 
*[[Stone Luigi]]
 
*[[Mario]]
 
*[[Mario]]
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
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*[[Sonic]]
 
*That guy that Sam I Am annoys until he first tried them.
 
*That guy that Sam I Am annoys until he first tried them.
*[[I.M. Meen (character)|I.M. Meen]]
 
*[[Cammy]]
 
  
 
==Characters Related To Eggs==
 
==Characters Related To Eggs==
[[File:Frank-always-sunny.png|frame|right|EGG]]
 
 
*[[Egg Luigi]]
 
*[[Egg Luigi]]
 
*[[Yoshkins]]
 
*[[Yoshkins]]
*[[Dr. Eggman]]
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*[[Eggbotnik]]
*[[Dr. Robotnik]]
 
*King Goobot
 
*Ooblar
 
*Gudetama
 
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
*The yolk from the eggs goes great with [[toast]], [[bagel|bagels]], [[English]] [[Pickle Surprise|muffins]], and other stuff like that.
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*Goes great with [[Toast]]
*Sometimes used to make [[bagel|bagels]] and other stuff, primarily baked goods.
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*Sometimes used to make [[bagel|bagels]]
*Are shaped like Robotnik.
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*Shaped like Robotnik
*It is recommended you don't eat them raw (unless [[you]] are [[Rocky Balboa]]) or with the shell (unless [[you]] are [[Gaston]]).
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*It is recommended you don't eat them raw or with the shell[[Gaston McGwonam|.]]
*[[Shaq|Shaquille O'Neal]] once said in the ''"[[shit|Kazaam]]"'' movie "Let's green egg and ham it!"
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*An ingredient in the Scoopa Koopa
*An ingredient in the [[Greenback Koopa|Scoopa Koopa]].
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*Smells like sulfur if you let them rot
*Smells like [[shit|sulfur]] if you let them rot (especially in the fridge).
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*Commonly used in signatures on the forums to hatch [[Pokémon]].
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[[Category: Food]]
*If [[you]] have eggs for [[breakfast]] waaaaay too many times, [[you]]'re going to get tired of them.
 
*Those are NOT Joanna eggs in the picture.
 
*[[The Beatles|I am the]] [[Dr. Eggman|Eggman]].
 
**They are the <b>egg</b>men.
 
***I am the [[WalrusGuy|Walrus]].
 
****Goo-goo g'joob!
 

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