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[[Image:Edd.jpg.w300h225.jpg|thumb|right|Edd is quite worried what the hell is going on in his [[Father's Garage|father's garage]].]] | [[Image:Edd.jpg.w300h225.jpg|thumb|right|Edd is quite worried what the hell is going on in his [[Father's Garage|father's garage]].]] | ||
| − | + | Edd (AKA Double D. We're not talking about the breast size or the character, Dee Dee) is the second member of the gang group, The Three Eds. He is the brains of the group. He usally wears a sock-like hat for no reason. Rumors said that he hides an AK-47 in his hat. He is in no relation to [[Ed]] and [[Eddy]].His favourite word is '[[No]].' | |
Cultural Heritage: Polish-American | Cultural Heritage: Polish-American | ||
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===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
*It is rumored that Edd is related to [[M.Bison|Bison's Arse]]. | *It is rumored that Edd is related to [[M.Bison|Bison's Arse]]. | ||
| − | *Edd is one of the few people who are actually aware that | + | *Edd is one of the few people who are actually aware that Toasters....toast BREAD. |
| − | *Despite his puny stature, Edd is capable of making VERY loud noises. | + | *Despite his puny stature,Edd is capable of making VERY loud noises. |
| − | *Was rumored | + | *Was rumored too be gay,but was disproven after he was seen eating out [[Haruhi]].(This was accompanied by some very VERY loud noises) |
| − | + | *Owns a volcano. | |
| − | *Owns a volcano. | + | *Was once a male-stripper. |
| − | *Was once a male-stripper, where he | + | *Despite not being gay,Edd has been in many situations where he has been sitting on a cock. |
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*Kissed Eddy while he was high. | *Kissed Eddy while he was high. | ||
| − | + | *According to [[Johnny]], he's GOT A CARD. | |
| − | *According to [[ | + | *He is not related to the smartest man ever, [[Julius Sumner Miller]]. |
| − | *He is | ||
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| − | == | + | ==Inventions Edd made== |
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| + | Edd is famous for making many inventions. All are [[illegal]] in Florida, Texas, Maine, New York, Rhode Island, Spain, Norway, Canada, [[Anakaris|Egypt]],China, Japan, and [[The Moon]]. | ||
| − | + | *Super-Suckin-Vacuum-Volcano (Destroyed by Eddy) | |
| − | + | *Super-Jumpin-Boots (Injurned over 400 people in Spain) | |
| − | + | *Metal Mama Luigi (Destroyed by [[Mama Luigi]]) | |
| − | + | *Metal Mama Luigi 2.0 (Destroyed in a freak gardening accident) | |
| − | + | *iPoop (Edd was sued by Steve Jobs for stealing his idea) | |
| − | + | *The Never Ending Bottle of Mountain Dew (AKA NEBOMD) (Edd was sued by Homestar Runner because he drank too much of it and had to have three stomach transplants) | |
| − | *Super-Suckin-Vacuum-Volcano ( | + | *Metal Mama Luigi 3.0 (Destroyed by Robo Mama Luigi 4.0) |
| − | *Super-Jumpin-Boots ( | + | *Metal Mama Luigi 4.0 (Destroyed by Robo Mama Luigi 3.0) |
| − | *Metal Mama Luigi (Destroyed by | + | *Oiram Izan (Set fire to houses in Florida, Texas, Maine, New York, and Rhode Island) |
| − | *Metal Mama Luigi 2.0 (Destroyed in a freak gardening accident | + | *Neo Mama Luigi (Killed over three-thousand people in Norway during a [[Dethklok]] performance. Destroyed by [[Dethklok]]) |
| − | *iPoop (Edd was sued by Steve Jobs for stealing his idea | + | *Nega-Godzilla (Half-destroyed Japan and China. Died due to [[AIDS]]) |
| − | *The Never Ending Bottle of Mountain Dew ( | ||
| − | *Metal Mama Luigi 3.0 (Destroyed by | ||
| − | *Metal Mama Luigi 4.0 (Destroyed by | ||
| − | *Oiram Izan (Set fire to houses in Florida, Texas, Maine, New York, and Rhode Island | ||
| − | *Neo Mama Luigi (Killed over three-thousand people in Norway during a [[Dethklok]] performance. Destroyed by [[Dethklok]] | ||
| − | *Nega-Godzilla (Half-destroyed | ||
*Ultra Metal Mama Luigi | *Ultra Metal Mama Luigi | ||
| − | + | *Clone of [[Jimi Hendrix]] (The only thing Edd made that isn't a threat to the world) | |
| − | *Clone of [[Jimi Hendrix]] (The only thing | + | */B/lackup Machine (Destroyed half of Peach Creek and created Desu Jimmy and /b/-Johnny) |
| − | + | *Tickle Me Emo (Turned little 5 year olds into emos and made everyone cut themselves) | |
| − | */B/lackup Machine (Destroyed half of Peach Creek and created Desu Jimmy | ||
| − | *Tickle Me | ||
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*[[Uctions]] | *[[Uctions]] | ||
*[[Anti-Uctions]] | *[[Anti-Uctions]] | ||
| + | *[[YOUR FACE]] | ||
*[[You]] | *[[You]] | ||
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