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Revision as of 18:45, 2 May 2009
This article is filed under Characters.
This kind fellow was debuted in the ever popular first person shooter PC game, Duke Nukem 3D. Revolving around somewhat of the same gameplay as Doom or Castle Wolfenstein 3D, the game is pretty much about blowing up monsters, collecting shit to unlock doors, and paying strippers to... well you know what. The newest game in production, "Duke Nukem Forever" has been delayed for over a decade or so, so keep dreaming fan boys.
Trivia
- From what we know, his testicles are made of a steel material.
- Duke Nukem has a tendency to lose all his bubble gum when he gets ready to kick ass.
- He likes to shit on people.
Quotes
- I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL.
- IT'S TIME TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM, AND I'M ALL OUT OF GUM.
- EAT SHIT AND DIE.
- BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS.
- I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOU NECK.
