Editing Duke Nukem

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[[Image: Duke_nukem.jpg‎|thumb|I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL.]]
Duke only gained popularity after his shitty first 2 games bombed and Duke Nukem 3-D revolutionized gaming. Revolving around somewhat of the same gameplay as Doom or Wolfenstein 3-D, the game is pretty much about blowing up monsters, collecting shit to unlock doors, and paying strippers to... well you know what. The newest game in production, "Duke Nukem Forever" <s>has been delayed for over a decade or so, so keep dreaming fanboys</s> is going to be released in June 2011, which is coincidentally when the end of the world happens.

==Trivia==
*From what we know, his testicles are made of a steel material.
*Duke Nukem has a tendency to lose all his bubble gum when he gets ready to kick [[ass]].
*He likes to [[shit]] on people.
*Was proclaimed by [[Screwattack]] to be the most coolest video game character of all time. Infact, he was so cool that they admitted that would've higher than being number one.
*[[Screwattack]] also named Duke Nukem 3-D, which is proclaimed by many to be his best game by far, as the 7th best FPS video game ever. It defeated BioShock (Which I k[[no]]w that many mother[[fuck]]ers will be very pissed off about that.), Doom 3, and [[Gordon Freeman|Half-Life 2]], yet lost out to Counter-Strike, Quake, Wolfenstein 3-D, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, [[Halo]], and [[James Bond|Goldeneye 007]].
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*Duke Nukem is so bad[[ass]] that when he takes a [[shit]], he does it on a dead corpse.
*It is told that Duke Nukem killed [[Hitler]] and the [[Nazi]]s with his bare hands.
*He almost was killed while on his honeymoon with [[Communists|Joseph Stalin]].
*Duke Nukem shoots point blank through the groin so the bullets come out of his enemies' asses.
*Was rejected by the United States Marine Corps for being TOO EXTREME.
*Has a new video game coming out for the [[Nintendo]] DS and the PSP, but I'm sure that it won't be released ever, so all you Duke Nukem fantards better keep up with your dreaming.
*He has the same voice actor as [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Big the Cat]]. To be honest, [[I]] didn't believe it either.
*Is the only person to [[no]]t be afraid of [[Duck Donald]]. Infact, he actually had the [[balls]] to say to him "SHOVE IT UP [[You|YOUR]] [[Ass|ASS!!!]]"
*Since he has been MIA for more than a deacde, he has been declared "[[Illegal|legally]] [[dead]]". But recently his return has been announced so... HE IS ALIVE!
*His first two games sucked [[ass|ass]] , then we got to hear him talk
*Has once flown a space ship powered by his awesomeness , then it got shot down. He later retrieved it, only for it to be shot down again.

==Quotes==
*I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL.
*IT'S TIME TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM, AND I'M ALL OUT OF GUM.
*EAT SHIT AND DIE.
*BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS.
*I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK.
*THIS IS KTIT. K-TIT. PLAYING THE BREAST, UH.....THE BEST TUNES IN TOWN.
*I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS, BITCH!
*NOW I'M REALLY PISSED OFF.
*I'M AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY ASS KICKER.
*HAIL TO THE KING BABY.
*I'M GONNA GET MEDIEVAL ON YOUR ASSES.
*YOU'RE AN INSPIRATION FOR BIRTH CONTROL.
*WHAT... DID YOU THINK I WAS ''GONE'' FOREVER?
*DAMN, YOUR'E UGLY!
*WHAT KIND OF SICK MOTHERFUCKER PICKS UP WET FECES?
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==Ventrilo Harassment==
Came out of retirement one day just to piss of Lord of The Rings Online [[gay|fags]]. This ended up getting him out of retirement for the 2010 MAGfest thing-y for [[4]] days with him using some new dialogue.

==Return To Action==
Thank's to Gearbox,Duke Nukem has been officialy ressurected. DNF will be released on May 3 in North America and May 6 worldwide. The reason of Duke's return is simple: mutants got hold of all the hot chicks.
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