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*He almost was killed while on his honeymoon with [[Communists|Joseph Stalin]]. | *He almost was killed while on his honeymoon with [[Communists|Joseph Stalin]]. | ||
*Duke Nukem shoots point blank through the groin so the bullets come out of his enemies' asses. | *Duke Nukem shoots point blank through the groin so the bullets come out of his enemies' asses. | ||
| − | *Was rejected by the United States | + | *Was rejected by the United States Military for being TOO EXTREME. |
*Has a new video game coming out for the [[Nintendo]] DS and the PSP, but I'm sure that it won't be released ever, so all you Duke Nukem fantards better keep up with your dreaming. | *Has a new video game coming out for the [[Nintendo]] DS and the PSP, but I'm sure that it won't be released ever, so all you Duke Nukem fantards better keep up with your dreaming. | ||
*He has the same voice actor as [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Big the Cat]]. To be honest, [[I]] didn't believe it either. | *He has the same voice actor as [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Big the Cat]]. To be honest, [[I]] didn't believe it either. | ||
