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==Notable dolphins, and Breeds of dolphin==
 
==Notable dolphins, and Breeds of dolphin==
 
*Woah Dolphins, these are the dolphins which inhabit [[Dinosaur World]].
 
*Woah Dolphins, these are the dolphins which inhabit [[Dinosaur World]].
*[[Sega|Ecco the Dolphin]]
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*[[Ecco the Dolphin]]
*The "[[Vice City|Miami]] Dolphins". An [[American Football]] team in the NFL that went undefeated in 1972.
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*The "[[Vice City|Miami]] Dolphins". An [[American Football]] team in the NFL that went undefeated in 1972, as well as a former [[Japan|Nippon]] Professional Baseball team (now disbanded).
*The Nagoya Golden Dolphins, a former [[Japan|Nippon]] Professional Baseball team that was disbanded in 1940.
 
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
*Dolphins are closely related to [[Wales|whales]].
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*Dolphins are closely related to [[Fat|whales]].
*The Woah Dolphins populations of [[Dinosaur World]] are diminishing fast, due to the radiating [[AIDS]] of [[Mama Luigi]].
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*The Woah Dolphins populations are diminishing fast, due to the radiating [[AIDS]] of [[Mama Luigi]] (the ones he rode in the self-titled episode died later that day in 1989, in fact).
 
**Their [[Japan|Dinosaur Land]] populations are secure, however.
 
**Their [[Japan|Dinosaur Land]] populations are secure, however.
*It is thought that dolphins evolved from land-dwelling [[Fox|canids]] that had returned to the sea.
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*It is thought that Dolphins evolved from land-dwelling [[Fox|canids]] that had returned to the sea.
*[[Die|Killer]] [[Wales|whales]] are technically dolphins.
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*[[Die|Killer]] [[Fat|Whales]] are technically Dolphins.
**They also eat other dolphins, as well as [[Wales|whales]].
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**They also eat other dolphins, as well as [[Fat|whales]].
*Are, allegedly, a sign of good luck to [[Popeye|sailors]].
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*In Bikini Bottom, the sound of a [[Damn|dolphin]] chattering [[Arse|is]] [[Cock|a]] [[Shit|bad]] [[Bitch|word]]. Or as Patrick calls it, a "[[Fuck|sentence]] [[Cunt|enhancer]]".
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[[Category: Animals]]
*They've been known to kill other aquatic animals for fun and play with their dead bodies. That's right, the happy, carefree animals you see in Disney movies are really cold-blooded murderers.
 
*They have an ability called "echolocation" which helps find there food.
 
[[Category:Animals]]
 
[[Category:Species]]
 
[[Category:Characters - Geniuses]]
 

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