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*[[Die|Killer]] [[Wales|whales]] are technically dolphins.
 
*[[Die|Killer]] [[Wales|whales]] are technically dolphins.
 
**They also eat other dolphins, as well as [[Wales|whales]].
 
**They also eat other dolphins, as well as [[Wales|whales]].
*Are, allegedly, a sign of good luck to [[Popeye|sailors]].
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*In Bikini Bottom, the sound of a [[Damn|dolphin]] [[Faggot|chattering]] [[Arse|is]] [[Cock|a]] [[Shit|bad]] [[Bitch|word]]. Or as Patrick calls it, a "[[Fuck|sentence]] [[Cunt|enhancer]]".
*In Bikini Bottom, the sound of a [[Damn|dolphin]] chattering [[Arse|is]] [[Cock|a]] [[Shit|bad]] [[Bitch|word]]. Or as Patrick calls it, a "[[Fuck|sentence]] [[Cunt|enhancer]]".
 
 
*They've been known to kill other aquatic animals for fun and play with their dead bodies. That's right, the happy, carefree animals you see in Disney movies are really cold-blooded murderers.  
 
*They've been known to kill other aquatic animals for fun and play with their dead bodies. That's right, the happy, carefree animals you see in Disney movies are really cold-blooded murderers.  
*They have an ability called "echolocation" which helps find there food.
 
 
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[[Category:Animals]]
 
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[[Category:Characters - Geniuses]]

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