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Demoman

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The Demoman is frightened by the sight of a naked Heavy.
Jason Everman
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Polnareff has a staring contest with Demoman. I wonder who wins...
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Broly Has Joined The Game.
The demoman is a black Scottish cyclops with an explosion fetish. He is often paired with the Soldier as well. He's also a self-proclaimed meme for this wiki. Cultural Heritage: Black Scottish cyclops (NO DUH)

How The Demoman Came To Be

The guy that made the original Team Fortress was high on dope one day, so he hired a Scottish Will Smith to fire a grenade launcher and blow people up. Thus, the Demoman was born. giving a naughty stare since spamming pictures of the Demoman was not unlike randomly throwing around pictures of Everman.

Quotes

  • I'm a black Scottish CYCLOPS! THEY GOT MORE *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* THAN THEY GOT THE LIKES OF ME!
  • OH CRAP
  • OH, THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO GLUE YOU BACK TOGETHER, IN HELL!
  • What makes me a good demoman? IF I WAS A BAD DEMOMAN, I WOULDN'T BE HERE DISCUSSING IT WITH YA, WOULDN'T I?
  • So.. Tar you fine dandies, so proud. SO COHKSURE... PRANCIN' ABOOT WITH YER HEADS FULL OF EYEBALLS! COME AND GET ME, I SAY! I'LL BE WAIDIN' ON YEH WITH A LOAD'O ME OLD BRIMSTONE!
  • I'M A GRIMM BLOODY FABLE! WITH AN UNHAPPY BLOODY END!
  • KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
  • NEXT TIME YE'LL BLOODY ASK BEFORE STANDING ON MY POINT
  • CHEEEEEEEERSS MATE
  • AH DONT THINK THEY SAW THAT ONE COMIN'
  • HOHOHOHOHHAHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHAHAHAAAA
  • OH THAT'S SORE
  • KA-BLOOOOOOEEYYYYYYY
  • MEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
  • THAT WIS MAH POINT YE WERE STANDIN' ON

Trivia

  • Enjoys bagpipe music, not unlike M. Bison.
  • Possibly enjoys KFC.
  • Is good friends with Zack.
  • Got killed by Wiul, until he respawned.
  • Is an African.
  • His real name is actually "Demonman".

See Also