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[[image:Demo.PNG|thumb|The Demoman is frightened by the sight of a naked [[Heavy Weapons Guy|Heavy]].]] | [[image:Demo.PNG|thumb|The Demoman is frightened by the sight of a naked [[Heavy Weapons Guy|Heavy]].]] | ||
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| − | The '''Demoman''' (full name '''Demolitions Man''') is a black, [[Scottish]] [[One Eyed Orange Mario|cyclops]] with an [[Bomb|explosion]] fetish. | + | The '''Demoman''' (full name '''Demolitions Man''') is a [[Africans|black]], [[Scottish]] [[One Eyed Orange Mario|cyclops]] with an [[Bomb|explosion]] fetish. |
He's also a self-proclaimed meme for the [[Chewiki]]. | He's also a self-proclaimed meme for the [[Chewiki]]. | ||
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===Community=== | ===Community=== | ||
*'''Pain Train''': A makeshift club made from a discarded Axtinguisher handle and an iron railroad spike, which inexplicably increases the wielder's capture rate. The Soldier can also wield this weapon. Replaces the ''Bottle''. | *'''Pain Train''': A makeshift club made from a discarded Axtinguisher handle and an iron railroad spike, which inexplicably increases the wielder's capture rate. The Soldier can also wield this weapon. Replaces the ''Bottle''. | ||
| − | *'''Scotsman's Skullcutter''': An axe that slows you down | + | *'''Scotsman's Skullcutter''': An axe that slows you down but deals more damage. What is this game becoming, fucking [[World of Warcraft]]? Replaces the ''Bottle''. |
*'''Loch-n-load''': The skilled Demoman's choice. This baby fires fast grenades that cause huge damage on enemies, but break harmlessly on anything else. To add to the skill, only two grenades can be fired before reloading. Replaces the ''Grenade Launcher''. | *'''Loch-n-load''': The skilled Demoman's choice. This baby fires fast grenades that cause huge damage on enemies, but break harmlessly on anything else. To add to the skill, only two grenades can be fired before reloading. Replaces the ''Grenade Launcher''. | ||
*'''Ullapool Caber''': A Mann Co stick grenade. Any other man would throw it but the Demoman's constant intoxication makes him just hit people with it. Every time the Demoman hits, the Caber's head explodes injuring himself or both him and an enemy if present. Replaces the ''Bottle''. | *'''Ullapool Caber''': A Mann Co stick grenade. Any other man would throw it but the Demoman's constant intoxication makes him just hit people with it. Every time the Demoman hits, the Caber's head explodes injuring himself or both him and an enemy if present. Replaces the ''Bottle''. | ||
| − | *'''Claidheamh-Mor''': Similar to the Eyelander but doesn't keep a head count. Be prepared to take frequent trips to the Resupply Cabinet | + | *'''Claidheamh-Mor''': Similar to the Eyelander but doesn't keep a head count. Be prepared to take frequent trips to the Resupply Cabinet. Replaces the ''Bottle''. |
*'''Half-Zatoichi''': Don't pull this katana out when you don't need it, because you can't swap to another weapon until you make a kill with this one. The Soldier can also use this...wait...are they just gonna battle sword to sword rather than capping the intelligence? Anywho, replaces the ''Bottle''. | *'''Half-Zatoichi''': Don't pull this katana out when you don't need it, because you can't swap to another weapon until you make a kill with this one. The Soldier can also use this...wait...are they just gonna battle sword to sword rather than capping the intelligence? Anywho, replaces the ''Bottle''. | ||
*'''Splendid Screen''': Does the same job as the Targe, but the shield bash hurts at ANY POSSIBLE RANGE, in trade for weaker resistance. Replaces the ''Stickybomb Launcher''. | *'''Splendid Screen''': Does the same job as the Targe, but the shield bash hurts at ANY POSSIBLE RANGE, in trade for weaker resistance. Replaces the ''Stickybomb Launcher''. | ||
*'''Persian Persuader''': Recharges your shield charge faster than normal and all ammo collected turns to health. Bad news for Demomen who prefer to have at least one explosives weapon in their loadout. Replaces the ''Bottle''. | *'''Persian Persuader''': Recharges your shield charge faster than normal and all ammo collected turns to health. Bad news for Demomen who prefer to have at least one explosives weapon in their loadout. Replaces the ''Bottle''. | ||
| − | *'''Ali Baba's Wee Booties''': To make up for that crushing defeat against the BLU Soldier, here's some shoes with the ability to TURN while charging! | + | *'''Ali Baba's Wee Booties''': To make up for that crushing defeat against the BLU Soldier, here's some shoes with the ability to TURN while charging! Best keep your head down, provided he hasn't chopped it off already. Replaces the ''Grenade Launcher''. |
*'''Bootlegger''': This was long in coming. It's a pirate's boot and a peg leg for...doing the exact same thing as the Wee Booties...Replaces the ''Grenade Launcher''. | *'''Bootlegger''': This was long in coming. It's a pirate's boot and a peg leg for...doing the exact same thing as the Wee Booties...Replaces the ''Grenade Launcher''. | ||
*'''Scottish Handshake''': The family rum! Too bad it still holds tears and urine like its counterpart...and there's nothing special about it. Just another ''Bottle'', which it replaces. | *'''Scottish Handshake''': The family rum! Too bad it still holds tears and urine like its counterpart...and there's nothing special about it. Just another ''Bottle'', which it replaces. | ||
*'''Bat Outta Hell''': This gruesome skull on a spine gives new meaning to the word "headbanging" as you whack your enemies with it! In fact, you can make this weapon by tearing out your own skull and spine...actually, don't. Replaces the ''Bottle''. | *'''Bat Outta Hell''': This gruesome skull on a spine gives new meaning to the word "headbanging" as you whack your enemies with it! In fact, you can make this weapon by tearing out your own skull and spine...actually, don't. Replaces the ''Bottle''. | ||
*'''Loose Cannon''': A portable pirate cannon with fuse timed cannonballs, designed for blowing landlubbers to smithereens. Time it just right and you'll double donk an enemy with the mini-crit impact knockback and explosion at the same time! Or blow yourself up taking too long priming the fuse. Damage is halved if the cannonballs miss however, so have your good remaining eye on your aim. Replaces the ''Grenade Launcher''. | *'''Loose Cannon''': A portable pirate cannon with fuse timed cannonballs, designed for blowing landlubbers to smithereens. Time it just right and you'll double donk an enemy with the mini-crit impact knockback and explosion at the same time! Or blow yourself up taking too long priming the fuse. Damage is halved if the cannonballs miss however, so have your good remaining eye on your aim. Replaces the ''Grenade Launcher''. | ||
| − | *'''Tide Turner''': A broken ship's steering wheel used to steer your shield charge. Also replenishes | + | *'''Tide Turner''': A broken ship's steering wheel used to steer your shield charge. Also replenishes the charge meter on a successful kill. Full speed ahead, laddies! Replaces the ''Stickybomb Launcher''. |
*'''B.A.S.E. Jumper''': While most people would use this parachute pack for a safe descent, the Demoman is content to use it to rain hell from above. Replaces the ''Stickybomb Launcher''. | *'''B.A.S.E. Jumper''': While most people would use this parachute pack for a safe descent, the Demoman is content to use it to rain hell from above. Replaces the ''Stickybomb Launcher''. | ||
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===Promotion=== | ===Promotion=== | ||
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*Possibly enjoys [[KFC]], as well as [[bomb]]s. | *Possibly enjoys [[KFC]], as well as [[bomb]]s. | ||
*Is good friends with [[Zack]]. | *Is good friends with [[Zack]]. | ||
| + | *Is an [[Africans|African]]. | ||
*Has had multiple charges of public nudity in the past, until he wore a sticky note with a smiley-face on his crotch. | *Has had multiple charges of public nudity in the past, until he wore a sticky note with a smiley-face on his crotch. | ||
*Lacks a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse. Everyone else has these, especially the [[Spy]], who enjoys rubbing it in. | *Lacks a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse. Everyone else has these, especially the [[Spy]], who enjoys rubbing it in. | ||
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[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Cycloptic Characters]] | [[Category:Cycloptic Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Africans]] | ||
[[Category:Characters - Geniuses]] | [[Category:Characters - Geniuses]] | ||
[[Category:Europeans]] | [[Category:Europeans]] | ||
[[Category:British]] | [[Category:British]] | ||
[[Category:Alcoholics]] | [[Category:Alcoholics]] | ||
