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[[image:Demo.PNG|thumb|The Demoman is frightened by the sight of a naked [[Heavy Weapons Guy|Heavy]].]] | [[image:Demo.PNG|thumb|The Demoman is frightened by the sight of a naked [[Heavy Weapons Guy|Heavy]].]] | ||
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| − | The '''Demoman''' (full name '''Demolitions Man''') is a black, [[Scottish]] [[One Eyed Orange Mario|cyclops]] with an [[Bomb|explosion]] fetish. | + | The '''Demoman''' (full name '''Demolitions Man''') is a [[Africans|black]], [[Scottish]] [[One Eyed Orange Mario|cyclops]] with an [[Bomb|explosion]] fetish. |
He's also a self-proclaimed meme for the [[Chewiki]]. | He's also a self-proclaimed meme for the [[Chewiki]]. | ||
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==[[Ass|Arse]]nal== | ==[[Ass|Arse]]nal== | ||
*'''[[Bomb|Grenade]] Launcher''': Fires 4 grenades before needing a reload, yet it can hold six at once. That's pretty fucking gay. | *'''[[Bomb|Grenade]] Launcher''': Fires 4 grenades before needing a reload, yet it can hold six at once. That's pretty fucking gay. | ||
| − | *'''Sticky[[bomb]] Launcher''': Fires up to 8 grenades which stick to surfaces, which then can [[Traps|be detonated remotely]] just by him thinking about it | + | *'''Sticky[[bomb]] Launcher''': Fires up to 8 grenades which stick to surfaces, which then can [[Traps|be detonated remotely]] just by him thinking about it. |
*'''Bottle''': Once held [[BOOZE|scrumpy]]. Now only holds the Demoman's tears, and possibly urine. Oh, did I mention he might break it over your skull? | *'''Bottle''': Once held [[BOOZE|scrumpy]]. Now only holds the Demoman's tears, and possibly urine. Oh, did I mention he might break it over your skull? | ||
===Update=== | ===Update=== | ||
| − | *'''Chargin' Targe''': This shield allows you to charge toward your enemies while giving you a temporary critical boost and allowing you to bash or slice off the head of your foe | + | *'''Chargin' Targe''': This shield allows you to charge toward your enemies while giving you a temporary critical boost and allowing you to bash or slice off the head of your foe. Replaces the ''Stickybomb Launcher''. |
*'''Scottish Resistance''': Allows you to tactically detonate sticky grenades, but most Demos won't care since they're too busy trying to stickyspam with the regular sticky-launcher or trying to chop them down with a Targe/[[Sword]] combo. Replaces the ''Stickybomb Launcher.'' | *'''Scottish Resistance''': Allows you to tactically detonate sticky grenades, but most Demos won't care since they're too busy trying to stickyspam with the regular sticky-launcher or trying to chop them down with a Targe/[[Sword]] combo. Replaces the ''Stickybomb Launcher.'' | ||
*'''[[sword|Eyelander]]''': [[No|Totally not a reference to ''Highlander'']], you become faster and stronger with each kill. No, there can never be only one, not as long as every Demoman out there is wielding this unbalanced piece of shit. Replaces the ''Bottle.'' | *'''[[sword|Eyelander]]''': [[No|Totally not a reference to ''Highlander'']], you become faster and stronger with each kill. No, there can never be only one, not as long as every Demoman out there is wielding this unbalanced piece of shit. Replaces the ''Bottle.'' | ||
*'''Sticky Jumper''': If the Soldier gets a no-damage Rocket Launcher for jump practice, why shouldn't the Demoman get something similar? As its name suggests, it's primarily for practicing Sticky Jumps and deals no damage at all. Incoming jump maps without health kits! Replaces the ''Stickybomb Launcher.'' | *'''Sticky Jumper''': If the Soldier gets a no-damage Rocket Launcher for jump practice, why shouldn't the Demoman get something similar? As its name suggests, it's primarily for practicing Sticky Jumps and deals no damage at all. Incoming jump maps without health kits! Replaces the ''Stickybomb Launcher.'' | ||
| − | *'''Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker''': A haunted axe similar to the Eyelander crafted from haunted metal taken from | + | *'''Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker''': A haunted axe similar to the Eyelander crafted from haunted metal taken from the game's only boss character to date: The Horseless Headless Horsemann. Replaces the ''Bottle.'' |
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===Community=== | ===Community=== | ||
*'''Pain Train''': A makeshift club made from a discarded Axtinguisher handle and an iron railroad spike, which inexplicably increases the wielder's capture rate. The Soldier can also wield this weapon. Replaces the ''Bottle''. | *'''Pain Train''': A makeshift club made from a discarded Axtinguisher handle and an iron railroad spike, which inexplicably increases the wielder's capture rate. The Soldier can also wield this weapon. Replaces the ''Bottle''. | ||
| − | *'''Scotsman's Skullcutter''': An axe that slows you down | + | *'''Scotsman's Skullcutter''': An axe that slows you down but deals more damage. What is this game becoming, fucking [[World of Warcraft]]? Replaces the ''Bottle''. |
*'''Loch-n-load''': The skilled Demoman's choice. This baby fires fast grenades that cause huge damage on enemies, but break harmlessly on anything else. To add to the skill, only two grenades can be fired before reloading. Replaces the ''Grenade Launcher''. | *'''Loch-n-load''': The skilled Demoman's choice. This baby fires fast grenades that cause huge damage on enemies, but break harmlessly on anything else. To add to the skill, only two grenades can be fired before reloading. Replaces the ''Grenade Launcher''. | ||
*'''Ullapool Caber''': A Mann Co stick grenade. Any other man would throw it but the Demoman's constant intoxication makes him just hit people with it. Every time the Demoman hits, the Caber's head explodes injuring himself or both him and an enemy if present. Replaces the ''Bottle''. | *'''Ullapool Caber''': A Mann Co stick grenade. Any other man would throw it but the Demoman's constant intoxication makes him just hit people with it. Every time the Demoman hits, the Caber's head explodes injuring himself or both him and an enemy if present. Replaces the ''Bottle''. | ||
| − | *'''Claidheamh-Mor''': Similar to the Eyelander but doesn't keep a head count. Be prepared to take frequent trips to the Resupply Cabinet | + | *'''Claidheamh-Mor''': Similar to the Eyelander but doesn't keep a head count. Be prepared to take frequent trips to the Resupply Cabinet. Replaces the ''Bottle''. |
*'''Half-Zatoichi''': Don't pull this katana out when you don't need it, because you can't swap to another weapon until you make a kill with this one. The Soldier can also use this...wait...are they just gonna battle sword to sword rather than capping the intelligence? Anywho, replaces the ''Bottle''. | *'''Half-Zatoichi''': Don't pull this katana out when you don't need it, because you can't swap to another weapon until you make a kill with this one. The Soldier can also use this...wait...are they just gonna battle sword to sword rather than capping the intelligence? Anywho, replaces the ''Bottle''. | ||
| − | *'''Splendid Screen''': Does the same job as the Targe, | + | *'''Splendid Screen''': Does the same job as the Targe, the shield bash hurts at ANY POSSIBLE RANGE, in trade for weaker resistance. Replaces the ''Stickybomb Launcher''. |
*'''Persian Persuader''': Recharges your shield charge faster than normal and all ammo collected turns to health. Bad news for Demomen who prefer to have at least one explosives weapon in their loadout. Replaces the ''Bottle''. | *'''Persian Persuader''': Recharges your shield charge faster than normal and all ammo collected turns to health. Bad news for Demomen who prefer to have at least one explosives weapon in their loadout. Replaces the ''Bottle''. | ||
| − | *'''Ali Baba's Wee Booties''': To make up for that crushing defeat against the BLU Soldier, here's some shoes with the ability to TURN while charging! | + | *'''Ali Baba's Wee Booties''': To make up for that crushing defeat against the BLU Soldier, here's some shoes with the ability to TURN while charging! Best keep your head down, provided he hasn't chopped it off already. Replaces the ''Grenade Launcher''. |
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===Promotion=== | ===Promotion=== | ||
| − | *'''Frying Pan''': | + | *'''Frying Pan''': Given to anyone who bought Left 4 Dead 2 before October 7th 2010 and anyone who already owns Left 4 Dead 2, this item is just a...frying pan, originally used for the purpose of beating zombies to death and making breakfast. Now makes breakfast and provides one of the most humiliating deaths possible! The Soldier can also use this weapon. Replaces the ''Bottle''. Amusingly, the Demoman attempts to '''drink''' from the frying pan when taunting |
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===Event=== | ===Event=== | ||
*'''Saxxy''': Only a select few received this coveted statuette of good old [[Saxton Hale|Saxton]] said to have been carved by King Midas/Sauron specially for the Saxxy Awards replay contest. Now MORE people are turning their enemies into gold and holding bragging rights! Replaces the ''Bottle''. | *'''Saxxy''': Only a select few received this coveted statuette of good old [[Saxton Hale|Saxton]] said to have been carved by King Midas/Sauron specially for the Saxxy Awards replay contest. Now MORE people are turning their enemies into gold and holding bragging rights! Replaces the ''Bottle''. | ||
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| + | Special Note: When the Demoman wields the Loch-n-Load and the Ullapool Caber together, he's more resistant to fire. Cue angry Pyros. | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
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*(After losing) *slurring* Thankfully, I already don't remember this... | *(After losing) *slurring* Thankfully, I already don't remember this... | ||
*THAT DEMO HAS BOOOOOOOBSSSSSS! See? | *THAT DEMO HAS BOOOOOOOBSSSSSS! See? | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*Possibly enjoys [[KFC]], as well as [[bomb]]s. | *Possibly enjoys [[KFC]], as well as [[bomb]]s. | ||
*Is good friends with [[Zack]]. | *Is good friends with [[Zack]]. | ||
| + | *Is an [[Africans|African]]. | ||
*Has had multiple charges of public nudity in the past, until he wore a sticky note with a smiley-face on his crotch. | *Has had multiple charges of public nudity in the past, until he wore a sticky note with a smiley-face on his crotch. | ||
*Lacks a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse. Everyone else has these, especially the [[Spy]], who enjoys rubbing it in. | *Lacks a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse. Everyone else has these, especially the [[Spy]], who enjoys rubbing it in. | ||
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[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Cycloptic Characters]] | [[Category:Cycloptic Characters]] | ||
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[[Category:Characters - Geniuses]] | [[Category:Characters - Geniuses]] | ||
[[Category:Europeans]] | [[Category:Europeans]] | ||
[[Category:British]] | [[Category:British]] | ||
[[Category:Alcoholics]] | [[Category:Alcoholics]] | ||
