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<i>Ye probably got CHEESEBURGERS in those gloves, have ye [[Little Mac|Mac?!]]</i> -[[Aran Ryan]]
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<i>YE GOT CHEESEBURGERS IN THOSE GLOVES, EH MAC?</i> -[[Aran Ryan]]
<i>[[No]], it's a CHEESEBURGER!</i> -[[Ronald McDonald]]
 
  
 
[[Image:Cheeseburger.jpg|thumb|right|A cheeseburger.]]
 
[[Image:Cheeseburger.jpg|thumb|right|A cheeseburger.]]
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*Tomatoes
 
*Tomatoes
 
*Mayo
 
*Mayo
*[[Bacon]]
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*[[Delicious|Bacon]]
 
*Lettuce
 
*Lettuce
  
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*[[King Harkinian]] - Eats them for dinner.
 
*[[King Harkinian]] - Eats them for dinner.
 
*[[Kirby]]
 
*[[Kirby]]
*[[Mudkips|LOL]][[:Category:Cats|Cats]] - I CAN HAZ CHEESEBURGER?
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*[[Mudkips|LOL]][[Guido Anchovy|Cats]] - I CAN HAS CHEESEBURGER?
 
*[[Fat]]-[[ass]]es
 
*[[Fat]]-[[ass]]es
*[[Samuel L. Jackson]]
 
 
*[[Ronald McDonald]]
 
*[[Ronald McDonald]]
 
*The [[Burger King]]
 
*The [[Burger King]]
*[[Left 4 Dead]] 2's Coach - He'd eat every cheeseburger in the nearest Burger Tank in what he calls a "One-man Cheeseburger Apocalypse".
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*[[Bandit Keith]] - Considers them to be a truly [[America]]n food, especially with [[America]]n [[cheese]].
*[[Bill Clinton]] (Though Monica Lewinski, the press, [[Hillary Clinton]], and [[:Category:Republicans|Republicans]] won't let him.)
 
*[[Ronald Reagan]]
 
*[[George Bush|George H. W. Bush]]
 
*[[Klonoa]] (without Tomatoes)
 
  
 
==Disliked By==
 
==Disliked By==
 
*Vegans
 
*Vegans
*Ingrid Newkirk
 
 
*[[Richard Simmons|People who want to be healthy.]]
 
*[[Richard Simmons|People who want to be healthy.]]
 
*[[Jewish]] people - Mixing meat and dairy is un-kosher.
 
*[[Jewish]] people - Mixing meat and dairy is un-kosher.
 
*Hindus - Cows are very sacred animals to Hindus. They don't mind non-beef cheeseburgers, though.
 
*Hindus - Cows are very sacred animals to Hindus. They don't mind non-beef cheeseburgers, though.
 
[[Image:Canned cheeseburger 1.jpg|thumb|right|Canned cheeseburger.]]
 
 
==Trivia==
 
*In [[Germany]], they make canned cheeseburgers, which taste like [[shit]].
 
*Have to do with LOLcats
 
*Can be made of beef, buffalo, ostrich, or any ground meat.
 
*Can be grilled, fried, broiled, or even microwaved (though microwaved burgers suck).
 
*Eating too many will make one become [[fat]].
 
*Sasebo, a city on the west coast of [[Japan]], prides itself on its cheeseburgers, and often promotes itself as "Burger Town".
 
*They also make cheeseburger Hot Pockets, which are DELICIOUS.
 
*[[Billy Mays|Big City Sliders]], a smaller version of a cheeseburger, should be avoided at all costs, as they will attack your family, and cause agonizing discomfort.
 
  
 
==See Also==
 
==See Also==
 
*[[BUNNY BURGERS]]
 
*[[BUNNY BURGERS]]
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*[[Dinner]]
 
*[[McDonalds]]
 
*[[McDonalds]]
*[[Burger King]]
 
*[[Good Burger]]
 
 
*[[Cheese]]
 
*[[Cheese]]
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*[[Aran Ryan]]
  
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